HIFL Editorials

[GM Eli]

TONY BROSSI'S QUARTERBACK RANKINGS THROUGH WEEK 2

If you've been paying attention, one of the questions being asked of each General Manager this week is about their grading of their own squads quarterback play through the first two weeks of the year. Unsurprisingly every GM thinks they've got a Quarterback who is either top 10 in the league, or is sure to be top 10 in the league with time.

As we know the GM's are notorious for giving the politically correct answer and not necessarily the honest answer, I've gone to the lengths of collective the statistics of every single QB1 in the league through the first two weeks and now I'm going to give you all my unfiltered, completely objective rankings based off of player performance and their teams record up to this point in the season.

Get ready for the tears to start falling.

#32 - Marcus Mariota - Lets be honest here, the only reason the Scorpions have won a game this season is off the back of their defense and running backs. Mariota has been inconsequential at best, and at worst he's been an absolute detriment. How much more evidence does there need to be before the leagues GM's finally give up on this guy.

#31 - Michael Meek - How the mighty have fallen. At one point in time it felt like Michael Meek was the next big thing at Quarterback in this league. If you're a fantasy football guy he's someone you want on your team as he's thrown for the second most yards passing in the league at 713 yards. But he's careless with the football and unable to secure wins for the team. And for a quarterback who has thrown the ball over 100 times through two games you'd like to see more than three touchdowns. Flat out he's just been eh so far.

#30 - Richard Welker -  It's not that Welker is atrocious. He's not even bad. He's just mediocre. This isn't a guy who is going to win you any football games off the back of his own ability. I'm not even sure you could call him a game manager. He'd be a lovely backup on a cheap contract for any team, but there's just nothing special about this guy at all.

#29 - Mervin Patton - It hurt me to put one of the greatest to ever do it this low on this list but we've got to be honest. Patton hasn't looked anything close to the future Hall of Fame QB he is. Age catches up with everyone and what we're witnessing in Louisville is father time doing exactly that. It's sad to see. For the Woodpeckers and GM Gators you can understand why they keep him around, but it could be time for the General to put in his retirement papers. Good news for Louisville fans, though. I hear Richard Rainey is on the trade block.

#28 - Thomas Mazza - From all across Atlanta you can hear the fans screaming GIVE ME WHAT I WANT and what they want is better Quarterback play. A season ago when the Atlanta Football Team was making its Cinderella-esque run to, and through, the playoffs it was because of Mazza's leadership and play at the Quarterback position first and foremost (along with maybe some kind of Native American ritual that allegedly did not happen).  What we've seen so far this season, however, has been far from what Mazza showed us a year ago and if the Underground want to reach the heights they believe they can, they need Mazza to be more of who he was at the end of last season, and less of who he was throughout GM Lucas's tenure in ATL.

#27 - Caleb Smoak - I swear I hear a voice in my ear whispering about Smoaks career playoff record. But that doesn't have anything to do with the here and now. At one time Smoak was the premiere Quarterback in the league but much like Merv Patton, Smoak appears to be a shell of his former self and it's not like he doesn't have weapons to make that happen (even with the head scratching decision to trade Shawn Simon this past offseason). Thankfully for the Knights fanbase they've got really good running backs who are keeping San Antonio in games. But San Antonio needs Smoak to do better if they're going to go anywhere this year. I'm not sure he has that in him any longer.

#26 - Jean-Luc Bellerose - He's likely only this low because of injury (one which might have been kept a secret by the French national squad if the rumors turn out to be true). He was accurate and decisive in the first game of the season before exiting to injury, yet he failed to throw for any touchdowns. If healthy he's probably a top 15 Quarterback in the league but with the lingering injury and the lack of explosiveness in the time we have seen him, Bellerose finds his place in my rankings at number twenty-six.

#25 - Daniel Tate - Tate finds himself here in my rankings more because I think the quarterbacks that I've ranked ahead of him have played better than it is because I think he's played poorly. At the end of the day he's a decent young Quarterback that is being given the time to develop. I just don't know that I believe he's really anything all that special. He's not incredibly accurate. He's not especially careful with the football. And he doesn't make the sort of explosive plays you need a QB to make if he's going to be somewhat inaccurate and somewhat careless with the football.

#24 - Reginald Duke - I put Duke ahead of Tate even though their statistics are somewhat similar simply because I believe in his ability to lead the Dragons to victory. Whereas I don't know that Tate can put a team on his back, I know that Duke has the kind of leadership, swagger and clutch gene to make big plays when necessary. A tough loss to Amsterdam drops Reginald down a few places in my rankings, but he's still solid.

#23 - Robert Marshall - I'm sure GM Franchise would argue that Marshall should be higher up on the list. And he's certainly a playmaker, not just with his arm but with his legs. But Marshall falls because of his inability to get rid of the football, leading to more sacks than he should be taking. He's also notorious for throwing interceptions at terrible times. If it wasn't for his knack for making big plays (like the one that got called back against the Mustangs this past week) I'd probably have him further down.

#22 - Michael Worley - The Salt Lake Renegades have not been very good so far this season but that doesn't have anything to do with Michael Worley's performance. He's thrown the ball well and done a nice job protecting it, having not thrown any interceptions and finds himself at eighth overall in passing yards. Get this guy with an offensive minded head coach and he might truly turn some heads. The Renegades record drop Worley in my ratings, as does the fact that he's only thrown for three touchdowns. But this kid could be a very very good quarterback in the very near future.

#21 - Hilton Keegan - I don't know of another Quarterback in the league that has had to start the season off with a harder schedule than Hilton Keegan of the Dallas Mariachis has. But you expect a blue chip Quarterback like Keegan, with all the collegiate accolades to his name, to rise to these sorts of occasions. He's not been bad. But truly with the arm talent this kid has there's no reason he should be outside of the top ten. Yet here he is, at twenty-one. Life doesn't get any easier for Keegan as the Mariachis schedule is brutal in the first half of the year. If they're going to go anywhere, they're going to need Keegan to do better than he has to this point in the year.

#20 - Gunner Cole - Poor Gunner Cole has found himself in a whirlwind situation basically since he came into the league. From backing up Will Trevino, to being a part of the Bats collapse last season and then Big Dog's exit ushering in a new administration this past offseason. You've got to feel for this kid. He's been a bright spot for the Bats to this point, taking care of the football and averaging over 250 yards passing per game so far. A touch of inaccuracy has plagued him this year and could result in interceptions later on if he keeps to this course. But Cole continues to solidify his position in Tottenham giving GM Oldfield the opportunity to focus elsewhere as he tries to rebuild the busted sand castle that was left behind.

#19 - Justin Fields - I expected this to be the year Justin Fields broke out. Ushering in a new offense with Deuce Rudino at the helm, I thought that Fields would explode in this system that should accentuate his playmaking ability. Instead, he's been disappointing in that regard and if it wasn't for a career day out of Theron Bacon against the Barons, the Mustangs could be looking at two losses and questions regarding both Justin Fields and GM Wayne's future in Cleveland.

#18 - Steve Hudgins - He might be the epitome of a game manager. This isn't the atrocious QB we saw in Oakland, who seemed to be more willing to throw the football to the defense than the offense. Hudgins has come a long way, showing tremendous accuracy and decision making so far. But Sydney finds itself at 0-2 and in need of a playmaker to take the burden off of elite running back Courtney Crawford. Maybe it's the receivers or maybe it's just that Hudgins is never going to be a guy who takes over games, but one who simply doesn't make mistakes that cost his team games. Either way, the Stingrays should be better than their 0-2 record to start the season and Hudgins inability to be a game changer is likely a significant reason why they find themselves where they are.

#17 - Julius Irvin - What an incredible first game, and then what a lackluster second game. Julius Irvin has explosive talent but like cheap fireworks, he has all the potential to be a dud at any given time as well. At his best he turns the Bruins from an average team into a playoff caliber squad. At his worst, he makes the Bruins a team hunting for a top 5 draft pick yet again. Enigmatic GM Dario's career in Kansas City likely hinges on Irvin's performance this season.

#16 - Lincoln Doss - Doss is a lot like Irvin but the difference is that Cancun on the whole seems like a team that is a lot more stable with what they've built around Doss. Doss has thrown for the same amount of touchdowns as Irvin has, and he's yet to throw an interception, unlike his counterpart in KC. Cancun likely will shock a number of teams this year and it will be in part due to the continued development of Doss under the tutelage of Josh McNeil.

#15 - Keenan Daley - Oh, this one is going to cause an uproar and lets be clear. A healthy Keenan Daley is likely a top 5 Quarterback in the league and a perennial Most Valuable Player contender. Here's a troubling fact if you're Keenan Daley, though. Backup Jonathan Wright has stepped in and performed not just admirably, but really really well. Would the Silverbacks be better off trading Daley away to strengthen other areas of their roster? It's hard to fathom but something to consider. Still, before injury Daley was precise and deadly throwing the football, collecting two touchdowns before exiting. And it's for that reason he finds himself at fifteen on this list, whereas a guy like Bellerose finds himself much farther down.

#14 - Dominic Owens - He's no Barton Keeling. There are times that Owens looks electric, especially with a target like Shawn Simon out there to throw to and the six touchdowns he's collected through two games indicate as much. His carelessness with the football, having thrown three interceptions, have been a severe detriment to his team. One might go so far as putting the loss to the Wolfpack squarely on his shoulders as it was his interception that sparked the rally that Vancouver went on. Prior to that, it looked like the Pearl Harbor offense was going to be unstoppable. After? Not so much.

#13 - Derek Rogers - Rogers is probably going to win the Offensive Rookie of the Year award this season and you know the Monsters fans will love that. Rogers has played well but he's not without flaws. Against the Lynx he had accuracy and ball placement issues as the St. Paul defense collected twenty PD's against him in his debut. On the season he's hovering right around the 50% mark for completion percentage. But he's only thrown one interception to six touchdowns. The arm talent is there, the Monsters just need him to be a little more consistent if this is going to be the season they get back into playoff contention.

#12 - Orion Harris - I had trouble placing Harris on this list. Lincoln isn't asking much out of him. He hasn't thrown for a lot of yards. He really hasn't even thrown the football all that much. Through two games he's ranked twenty seventh in pass completions among QB1's. Ironically, that's how many passes he's completed as well. Twenty seven. But the Pride have two wins to their name and a lot of that has to do with his leadership and direction of the offense. Still, if someone wanted to argue that he should be a bottom fifteen QB instead of a top fifteen QB based off of statistics, I think there is a fair argument to be made.

#11 - Ryan Hallquist - Hallquist is blossoming and that's as problem for teams around the league, but it's especially a problem for the other teams in Miami's division, namely Alabama. If he wants to break into the top ten, however, he's going to have to learn to make better decisions with the football. The Killer Whale's season likely depends on him continuing to improve. They're probably a playoff team but if they want to make a run at the impact bowl, they're going to need Hallquist to cut the interceptions out while continuing to do the other things well.

#10 - AJ Camponelli - A tough injury against New Jersey keeps AJ from being a top 3 Quarterback in my opinion. He does everything Amsterdam asks of him and fits perfectly into what the Smoke are looking to do. In the opening game he threw an uncharacteristic interception but it didn't matter. He might be the least physically gifted of the three big quarterbacks of his draft class (see Corrales and Maldanado) but when healthy I don't think Amsterdam would want anyone else in the league leading their offense. Injury drops him down, but expect big things out of AJ once again this year.

#9 - Trevor Lawrence - It might be because I expect so much out of a guy like T-Law that he finds himself this far down on my rankings. But you've got to think that the Mermen are hoping for more than a sub 200 yards passing per game average out of the former number one overall draft pick. The arm talent is there. The leadership ability is there. And at 2-0 you know Long Beach and Big Dog aren't complaining. Still, the standard for a talent like Trevor has to be higher and I don't think he's met that mark yet this year. For that reason he finds himself at number nine.

#8 - Thomas Maldanado - Maldy has, for the most part, played well this season. The Stars falling short against the Nighthawks in a game riddled with mistakes in part by Maldanado drops him down a few spots. Still, he's been pretty consistent throwing the football. With a completion percentage around the 65% mark, averaging around 275 yards per game passing, and only one touchdowns combined with his clutch factor, it's hard to spot Thomas any lower than the eighth best Quarterback in the league right this moment. A victory over the Nighthawks, rather than a loss, likely would have propelled him into the top five.

#7 - Elias Ibrahimovic - The man calls himself the Savior but I'm not sure he's really ever saved anything in the High Impact Football League. Even so that doesn't take away from his talent or what he means to the Lumberjacks. He's played well this year. Highly accurate. Solid yards passing. Interceptions hurt him some. The man is a quality talent at Quarterback but he's yet to show us that he is completely deserving of all the praise he heaps on himself.

#6 - Patrick Owen - Another one that's surely going to cause some tears, probably pink ones in Winnipeg, but one that I think truly is fair based off of Patty's play so far this season. Five touchdowns and leading the league in passing yards makes him a top ten Quarterback. Three interceptions to his name and a loss on the record drops him out of the top five in my opinion. Of course he's supremely gifted. By the time the season is over he could easily reclaim a top three spot or maybe even number one overall. But the Arctic Foxes, and probably Patrick himself, expect more than what he's given them so far this year.

#5 - Aaron Kitchen - The man is obnoxious and could well be described as the backside of a horse but with a clutch comeback victory against the Atlanta Underground due largely in part to his play at QB, over two hundred and fifty yards passing per game on average, five touchdowns and no interceptions to his name, one has to admit Kitchedn has elevated himself into the top ten conversation. His play so far this year, accompanied with some disappointing play from other elite Quarterbacks in the league, finds Aaron a spot at number five overall through two games.

#4 - Fabian Vardy - I was tempted to put Vardy lower due to his injury in Charlotte's first game of the year. But then you realize the man went 6 of 7 for two touchdowns before exiting to injury and then blew the doors off Tottenham's defense in their second game. He's got to show that he can stay healthy through the full season. But right now, there might not be a better quarterback in the league. Had he made it through their first game healthy it's entirely possible he'd be my top ranked Quarterback in the league.

#3 - Jamie Ortega - WHAT?! The glitch himself at #3 overall? Nobody can ever take away from Ortega's talent. He's a phenomenal playmaker and definitely the best running back to ever play the Quarterback position. For his talents as a playmaker he finds himself at number three. He deserves that much. But if we're judging arm talent and pure quarterback play? The man quite frankly is an average passer at best. The truth of the matter is that Jamie Ortega is a Steve Hudgins caliber paser with Jose Mackey decision making and rushing ability. You can't deny his impact, but I can't in good faith name him the best quarterback in the league.

#2 - J.D. Corrales - Lighting in a bottle. Goodness JD is fun to watch. Solid accuracy. Very good yards passing per game. Six touchdowns and only one interception to his name and two really, really good wins early on for Vancouver bring JD up to number two in my rankings. He's got Vancouver believing, and for a GM like Lucas who seems to be embroiled in battles every single year it's heartwarming to see things actually working out for him for once. Lets just hope JD stays healthy and capitalizes on a really good start for his Wolfpac Kinda House.

#1 - Charles Hyland - It's really not even a discussion at this point. The Hylander has been far and above the best quarterback in the league. Eight touchdowns. Over three hundred yards passing on average per game. He's making a mockery out of some of the best defensive minds the league has ever seen. If you were rebooting the league and letting the GM's do a fantasy draft to kick things off, Charles Hyland should, and would, be the number one overall draft pick. He's that good.

Tony Brossi - The Land on Demand

[GM Gators]

FIRST AND 10 with JOHNNY GATORS (Presented by YOSHI)

(We see Johnny Gators sitting at a lab desk, Bunson burners and beakers at his side. Behind him in an otherwise pale room is a whiteboard with the words "1st and 10 with Johnny Gators" scribbled on it. Intern Frank is also at the table)

GATORS: Hello out there in HIFL Land, and welcome to "1st and 10 with Johnny Gators" brought to you by the Yukon Organic Sports Health Institute, or YOSHI.

I'm Old Man Gators, joined by Intern Frank. Intern Frank, tell the kind viewers at home how this show is going to work.

(Intern Frank sets aside his "Johnny Gators was Right" sign and, for the first time we've ever heard, speaks.)

INTERN FRANK: Sure thing, Mr. Gators sir. Thank you for letting me be here, Mr. Gators sir.

First and 10 is not only a common football expression, but also a clever name for former HIFL GM Johnny Gators' new show where he analyzes the biggest happenings in the High Impact Football League.

First Mr. Gators will choose one main topic and discuss it at whatever length he wants. And then he'll make 10 other mentions. It could be players, game results, whatever he feels like.

Did I miss anything sir?

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And while you don't HAVE to use Bootleg Maple to take the challenge, why not use the best?

GATORS: Excellent point, Intern Frank. Excellent point. Use the good stuff!

INTERN FRANK: I think we've held them in suspense long enough, sir. Let's get to the FIRST segment in tonight's First and 10 with Johnny Gators. I think I know what it is!

GATORS: If you'd shown up on time for the production meeting you'd definitely know what it is. But I digress.

First tonight we're talking about the biggest news to hit HIFL since Commissioner Turpin was sent packing: a big shakeup as the Louisville Woodpeckers enter a period of transition.

A certain, allegedly insane, HIFL General Manager sent himself packing to pursue a once-in-a-lifetime scientific opportunity. And they gave him a TV show to boot. I've always thought I had more of a face for radio, but you don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Team owner Trey Gallops was generous in his understanding, but in the short term now has a team in turmoil.

INTERN FRANK: Yeah, I wanted to ask you about this, Mr. Gators. Obviously once you resign things are out of your control, what do you think about what's going on in Louisville? Is anything happening that makes you regret stepping away right now?

GATORS: I will say this...I didn't anticipate as much of a feeding frenzy as what we're seeing in these first few days. I don't see Louisville as a carcass. Four weeks into the season, the mighty Mid-South division is still winnable, I don't think the team's going to throw up their hands and just blow things up.

So I was a little surprised at just how many vultures were swirling around, thinking Louisville was a place they could swoop in and pick all the meat off the bones.

Rumors has it that The General, Merv Patton, has requested a trade. I'm a little disappointed to hear that, but I also understand it...

INTERN FRANK: What do you mean?

GATORS: My disappointment is we signed him with the intent of him finishing his storied career in Louisville. He's a great leader. A great player. We wanted him here for the duration.

On the other hand, I also understand how he could see a General Manager stepping away with concern. Will the organization's vision change? Will the plan to try to win this year and make the playoffs change?

Any player who's been around the league a few years hits a point where they have to think about what they want their legacy to be. And if you want your legacy to be that you won an Impact Bowl on your way out, then you don't have patience with sudden uncertainty, and you don't have time to work through a rebuild. You want success now.

I can understand a veteran saying "Hey, I've been loyal. I give you my best every week. But the clock is ticking, and if we aren't serious about winning right now then I want to be somewhere that is."

So for those reasons, I can understand why The General would request a trade. And I won't hold that against him.

As you know, Intern Frank, it IS a business. And the business side of it is tough sometimes.

INTERN FRANK: That's true. Tell me, in your opinion...IF the General does get traded, what's left of the Louisville offense?

GATORS: Well, it takes a hit. You can't lose a five-star General and keep a straight face and say it isn't a blow. But if a trade happens, Louisville will get to find out in a hurry what they've got in Jon Matthias. He looked good in camp, but you don't know what you've got until they've had time on the field and can develop.

I think Mr. Matthias has great potential. It would just be a question of "Is he a quarterback you can win with right away, or is he going to need more time to get up to speed?"

INTERN FRANK: You described some other HIFL teams as "vultures" kind of swirling around over Louisville. What do you think of the trades that have happened so far?

GATORS: I was surprised to see that Mr. Griswold has been traded to Atlanta. It's a good "get" for them, but I'm surprised and it stings a little to see a Louisville guy go to a division rival.

As for Kurtis Coughlin...we'll see what happens with him. Mr. Coughlin has the ability to be a top-tier player. That's not guessing, either. In Season 13 he played like a top flight defensive back.

Of course, we're in Season 15 now. So whether he can get back up on that level or not remains to be seen. But you might have noticed in his last game with Louisville he snagged an interception. So, maybe he's already turning that corner and hitting his stride again.

INTERN FRANK: We've still got the "and 10" part of the program to cover. Do you have maybe a final word for this week on Louisville before we move on?

GATORS: Well, yeah. You know I'm looking over my notes here from the league office, and there have already been a lot of moves. If I walked into the Louisville locker room today I might not recognize half the team, and it's just been a week. Sapp is gone. James Urban is out. Urban's been there from the start, we brought him over from the XFL if I remember right.

I will say one more thing and we'll move on: I've been hearing buzz about the Louisville interim GM. And I want to state publicly I think he's doing just fine. And doing a great job really of pursuing the vision he has for navigating this interim period.

Yes, Louisville has moved some guys. But they're also getting some nice draft stock, and a few players that could be difference makers going forward. At least one of them already helped in a big way this week.

My understanding is the interim GM has told HIFL teams "Hey, we'll listen to your offers on just about anybody. But there are some untouchables, and don't think we'll just sell the farm because we're in a strange place at the moment.

And so I expect if teams call and are trying to pick off recent draft picks, guys who look to factor in to the long-term plan for the Louisville Woodpeckers...He'll be more respectful than to laugh at them. But he'll let them know it's not happening.

INTERN FRANK: With the trades and the human part of this where guys are having to adjust to the new reality in Louisville...Do the Woodpeckers have any realistic hope of making the playoffs this year? Right now they're the only HIFL team without a win.

GATORS: I think you've just coined a new phrase, Intern Frank. "Welcome to the New Reality."  Look, I'm an eternal optimist when it comes to Louisville football. The Woodpeckers have a nice enough lineup. It's going to be hard after an 0-4 start, but yes. I DO believe they can still make the playoffs.

If last season taught us anything, it's that some seasons all it takes is to take care of business in your division and you can make the playoffs. Louisville's 0-2 in the division, but this week's game easily could have gone their way. If they go 4-2 in divisional play the I like their chances.

INTERN FRANK: We appreciate your insight, Mr. Gators. You've obviously got a perspective on this situation nobody else does.

Folks, we have to take a brief "Time Out," but we'll be back after a word from our sponsors.

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INTERN FRANK: Welcome back to 1st and 10 with Johnny Gators. I'm Intern Frank joined by the man himself, Johnny Gators. If you're just tuning in you missed Mr. Gators' invaluable take on the Louisville Woodpeckers. The wild week they've had, and what does the future look like for Louisville. But now it's time to look at 10 other people, places, and things going on in HIFL.

GATORS: That's right. And this will be much faster than the "First" part of the program. Let's get to it.

10. A surprising result as the Music City Kings suffer a 17-2 defeat to St. Paul. I think we all expected more offense out of this one, and it's not often you'll see a team only record a safety.

Music City was hindered by two missed field goals. But the bigger issue is the Kings were still recovering after an exhausting victory over Louisville in Week Three.

9. After a lot of adversity to dig through this week, it looked like a W was coming to the L. But Charlotte used a furious fourth quarter rally to steal the win. Andre Dillon has 155 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns, but the Woodpeckers drop to 0-4.

By the way, Intern Frank...could there be Quarterback Controversy in Charlotte now? Fabian Vardy had two touchdowns, but Porter had 2 himself—including the game winner—and a 152.1 QBR.

INTERN FRANK: You heard it here first. Keep an eye on that one!

8. Let's go to Kansas City vs. Lincoln. Kansas City showing signs of life, and what I really want to highlight here: Four KC guys go off on offense. Mojica has 3 touchdowns and a 127.1 QBR. York and Wolf both over the century mark in rushing yards, York had 172 of 'em. Rivers had 117 receiving yards. Kansas City wins 34-27, Harris had 110 rushing yards to go with 133 passing yards in the losing effort for Lincoln.

7. Some gunslingers across the pond. Tottenham and Amsterdam...first things first, Tottenham wins in overtime 43-37. But listen to these stats: Gunner Cole goes for 3 touchdowns, but AJ Campanelli...26 of 29 and 3 touchdowns. Hope you liked offense because that was a wild one.

6. DC and Rapid City was NOT an overtime game. Cobras won that game 38-23. But let me say a word about Michael Meek. He threw for 3 touchdowns, had a fine 120.6 QBR. Here's the part that really gets me: He was 44/48 passing.

To throw the ball almost 50 times and only have four incompletions...well, you can't do much better than that. Congratulations Michael Meek. HIFL is now paying attention.

5. And while they're paying attention, they'd better keep an eye on Tucson. The Stars are sneaky good right now, and they've won again: 38-23 over Cancun. Thomas Maldonado getting the job done.

4. The Dallas Mariachis just beat Las Vegas. Yes, you heard that right. Hilton Keegan completes 25 of 30 and the Mariachis beat Vegas 35-34. I'm not sure what's going on with Las Vegas, but you can be sure they're trying to get that ship righted before the season sails away. Mr. Sting will certainly "Knott" be happy if things keep going the way they are right now.

3. The Vancouver Wolfpack turned a highly-anticipated battle with Seattle into a no-doubter. Shaking off an early 7-0 deficit to bust the game open 21-7 at the half, and a 45-27 final score. It'll be interesting to see how the Lumberjacks respond next week.

2. The Orlando Stampede rally from a massive deficit to force overtime and then shock Alabama 48-45. A 23-yard field goal sealed the deal after the Nighthawks had a HUGE play from Jamie Ortega negated by penalty.

You've gotta give Orlando credit. Not sure anybody expected them to win this one, but their offense showed up. Bellerose with a two-touchdown day and one of the top QB Ratings of the week. Sumner rushed for 2 touchdowns, 132 yards. Tuilaga 3 touchdowns and 257 rushing yards.

I mean...we'll see if this sparks some kind of huge season out of Orlando or if it's a fluke. But at this moment, hard not to be impressed with Orlando's performance against the likes of Alabama. Tuilaga with 257 yards RUSHING. Has he thrown for 257 yards in his career?! But he just ran for 257 in one game. Big time!

Speaking of Alabama. Jamie Ortega. It's hard to run out of good to say about him. This is just silly. 205 yards passing and 2 touchdowns, "only" a 117.5 QBR. But he added 233 yards on the ground and 4 touchdowns. Yes, you're hearing me right. That adds up to 438 yards of total offense and SIX touchdowns. Or as Ortega would probably call it...another day at the office.

And speaking of Mr. Ortega...


1. In a performance drawing comparisons to "The Cheat Code," Justin Fields went crazy for Cleveland, setting the HIFL league record for rushing yards in a game. His 307 yards, by the way, came on just 13 carries. Astronomical!  The Mustangs sneak past Atlanta when a game-winning touchdown was nullified by penalty, and by rule ran off the remaining time on the clock.

Obviously there's more HIFL action than we can talk about. But our time is up.

Congratulations to Cleveland, Mr. Fields, and to all the athletes and coaches in the HIFL. A grateful nation thanks you for another entertaining week of gridiron greatness.

Tune in next week to see if we're still on the air. We might even talk about defense next week!

And hey, while you're waiting for that...go drink some Maple Syrup already.

Intern Frank, final thoughts?

INTERN FRANK: I'd just li...

GATORS: Too bad, we're out of time.

[GM Oldfield]

TRADEORAMA

With the season a quarter of the way through, it's time to evaluate each HIFL heavyweights needs and surlpluses. So sit back and relax as we take a look at what each team may be sniffing out in the trade market like a pig hunting truffles.

Alabama

Despite their positive start team Ortega rank just 29th in passing yards, with their 3rd best receiver having only 45 yards Stephen green at TE has just 44 yards, and if GM Pancho's boys are to return to the summit they are going to have to look a lot more balanced in attach Run option only works if passing is actually an option.

Alabama are not heavily stocked in many area but after Hildebrand's heroics last season he could be a make weight for a team hoping for a do it all backer with tons of experience

Suggested trades

with Michigan: Hildebrand and Van Hoose for McCrary and Deal

with Oakland: Hildebrand, Van Hoose, a 2nd round pick and Potter for Dougherty, and Dickey

Amsterdam

Just 6 sacks in 4 games, of which 4 of them have been by James Fellows. That kind of predictability can mean teams will find ways around them as the season progresses and so an upgrade over stephens to work alongside fellows and be a duel threat. With good talent at WR and a preference to use 2 TE's, Jose Voss may find himself surplus and a nice trade piece in an area many other teams are struggling with.

Trade Suggestions

With Salt Lake City : Stephens and a 2nd round pick for Gossett

with Atlanta Bingham and Voss for Johnson and Mulligan

Atlanta.

Outside of their already addressed receiver issues, and the field abnormally, statistically Atlanta are looking good. Having spent time writing about how they could benefit from an experienced WR and slowly calculating teams he could trade with, GM wrong beat me to the punch acquiring Griswold from Louisville.

But for all they have done defensively, they have forced just one turn over all season and are the ranked lowest in the league in terms of tackles made. Could a sideline to sideline linebacker or an improvement at FS solve their issues?

trade suggestions

with Winnipeg Brennan and a second round pick for Lipscombe

with Portland Ward and a second round pick for Fredrickson

Cancun

Despite what looked to be Doss' breakout season, Cancun are 30th in points per game, although his 70% completion and >100 QBR gives the impression he is certainly not the issue. Bell is also averaging a decent 5.3 yards per carry, so it's hard to see where they can improve. They are stacked to the rafters at backer, which will appeal to some teams. Red zone help? Run support on the line? Perhaps they could be the team to take a risk on a down in the dumps tackle and turn him into the superstar he looked like as a college player?

Suggested trades

Three way trade . Charlotte receive: Leonard McCrary Michigan receive: William Fulcher Cancun receive: Robert Hendon.

with Alabama Moody and a 4th round pick for Faamoana

Charlotte

6 sacks allowed, twice the amount of anyone else in this league, it doesn't take a genius to work out what Charlotte would like to trade. Where at linebacker, they find themselves well stocked and superstar rookie Keith Montoya's path to the first team blocked. Could shifting one of their experienced linebackers help get any deal over the line?

Suggested trades

With Michigan Hendon and Bryson for Rose and Angel

With Kansas City Bryson and Hendon for Jett and Pinkney

Cleveland

Cleveland have had a hot start to the season and in Field they have a superstar on the ground and in the air. They do however, find themselves in the bottom five in terms of passing yards per game and may wish to up that in order to be a true dual threat. Could a receiver who's an an upgrade on OGB help solidify them as a true contender? Or could a strong TE bring about end zone success?

Suggested trade

with San Antonio Estrada and Handy for Collier and Cohen

with Michigan Albrecht and Baptiste for Soriano and Angel

Dallas

Despite sitting 1-3 Dallas have way to much talent to enter tank mode. Their receivers could do with an injection of fresh blood, but what concerns me the most is on the other side of the ball. 25 missed tackles, 10 more than anyone else bar KC, and only 5 sacks, the joint worst in the league. Pass rushers are hard to find, but if they can pick up one they may find their defence a more rounded, complete beast. There are a few teams who could be in the marker for an experienced linebacker and with James Steele having had limited time so far this season, he could be a great trade chip.

with Oakland's BB Chark for James Steele

with Salt Lake City James Steele, a 3rd and Skidmore for Cervantes and Huber

DC

With a plethora or good playmakers, an exciting young QB and a defence that features game changers in Stevens and Barkley, DC are underperforming. My biggest issue is their lack of a plan B, with no fullback or TE on the roster, and a running game that sees them in the bottom 10 for rushing yards. A decent receiving TE on the cheap like Berry at Portland or John Dougherty at Oakland, or an all purpose speedy back like the rejuvenated Ackerman may give this offence a second dimension, and they have the depth at corner to get any deal over the line.

Suggested trades

With Lincoln   Stanton and Mills for Evans and Richie

With San Antonio Fournette for Reynolds

Kansas City

26 missed tackles (league high), 25 panalties ( 8th worst) and 143 points allowed (3rd worst) it's clear on what side of the ball KC need to make improvements. Only James Richmond, Myles Jack and Earl Christian have over 5 years experience and so that's something that could be looked at. I feel a LB trio of Jack, Blodgett and Steele would look great, where as I feel Jacob York, who will be determined to be a first choice running back next year, Gene Griffith or even Jerry Jeudy could be very attractive trade prices. perhaps after  3 seasons in the doldrums, it's time for Kansas to make an impact trade that shows how in they are.

Suggested trades

With Dallas a third and Jarrett for Steele

With Alabama Jarrett, Stanley  and Jeudy, for Faamoana Hildebrand and Giles


    Las Vegas

One of the shocks of the season has been how underperforming Las Vegas have been this season. Despite being in a bit of a rebuild, the fact they have started 1-3 and have the third worst passing game this season is a shock to many. With just two passing TD's, and a passing rating under 85, its only a matter of time before Micah Larkin is behind the wheel, and GM metro needs to arm him with more weapons than they currently have.

Some good passing protection, an elite TE and the return of Andre Dillon are all viable options, but I see more receiving playmakers being top of vegas' wishlist, and with a plethora of picks and defensive talent, Metro has the ability to make it happen. Tyger Lights, Colt Soriano and Jayson Little may well be top of his wishlist.

Suggested trades

Withi Michigan Dietz for Soriano

with Miami Dietz and Martinez for Little and Sherwood

Lincoln

The most consistent team of the past dozen seasons, Lincoln know what they do and do it well. Their lack of a passing theat this season (29th for Passing yards per game) will be a cause for concern, but I think it's the season ending injury to Dorman where their biggest problem lies. For as good as their front 7 is, they are at risk from big plays and poor match ups and I'm sure a corner will be a priority for GM Evans.

Suggested trades

With Vegas Garett for Bannister and a 3rd

with Tottenham Agholor and a 4th for Spencer

Long Beach

Having already addressed his issues with previous trades, it's hard to know where GM BIG DOG would go next. However, it's their run game which I feel they could do with a boost, and also a destination I could see Jacob York thriving in. Maybe someone like Foust could get that over the line.

Suggested trades [/u]

with Kansas City Foust and a 5th for York

with New Jersey Cabral and a 4th for Ackerman

Louisville.

Firesale.Picks.tank.

3 words at the top of their interim GM right now, and with a number of great pieces, the next few weeks could see a lot of exits. Lukas Kroos, Michael Barclay and Ryan Bogan could all see themselves go, but top of the list is likely Merv Patton. He would elevate any number of teams, but with Miami fans growing frustrated with Hallqvist, could we see GM Gates produce a blockbuster deal similar to when Sullivan came in and won the championship back in season 12.

Suggested trades

with Miami Patten for Hallqvist and a first

with Tucson Barclay for Phillips and a first

Miami

As I mentioned above, Hallqvists season stats have been far from positive; 5-4 TD:INT 6 y/a and a QBR of just 84. He focuses short and simple, and when he has to be deep, he makes mistakes. There is building fan pressure to look to Patten to save their season, especially given that a QB or that status doesn't come along very often. It's hard to look where else improvements can be made to a team that is league leading for stats, above average in tackles, top 3 for interceptions and has allowed just 31% of passes against them

Suggested trades

with Louisville Hallqvist and a 1st for Patten
with Michigan Hickson and a 4th for McCrary

Michigan

One of the heaviest trading teams already, Michigan have made moves to improve their draft stocks, but if GM fosters wants to improve his leaky defence which is bottom ten for points allowed, passing yards allowed, total yards allowed and dead last in TFL's, they should look to bring in a game changing backer or safety

]Suggested trades


with Tottenham : Portlands first and bobby wilder for Michael Turpin and Larry Ambrose

with Cancun DaQuan Mack for Will Hargreaves

Milwaukee

Although their offense is yet to shift a gear this season, and RoMar could definitely benefit from either Haas or Ramsey stepping up, i believe it's the defensive line where improvements could be made. Languishing in the bottom 5 in terms of sacks, knock downs and hurries, it's clear they are simply not getting to the Qb enough. At DT there is certainly room there barons to improve, and whether they go for a Russel Lane, a Carlos Cotton or a Michael Barclay is down to the ambition of GM Franchise

Suggested trades

With Louisville   Roger Toiliver and a first for Michael Barclay

with Tottneham Toliver, Stackhouse and a 3rd for Steele and Aranda

Music city

28th in PPG, 29th in yards per game and 22nd in yards per game with no WR having more than 250 yards, it's certain that music city's problem is on the offensive side of the ball, characterised by scoring just two points in last weeks defeat to St. Paul. If music city are to continue with 2nd year Daniel Tate under center, the current mix of skill players doesn't fit with his system. With adams more interestes in how he looks than plays, Van driver showing some wear and tear, and Ryan Ryan soon to be demanding money money in the offseason, it may be time to freshen up those receiving options

Suggested trades

with Michigan McCrary and Deal for Van Hoose and Burger
with Salt Lake City Adams and a 3rd for Fowler


New Jersey

One of the most underrated GM's, Stark has quietly, assuredly and consistently built and extremely competitive outfit in New Jersey. And with DC and Tottenham's woes coupled with Amsterdams vulnerabilities mean this may be the year for New Jersey to be 'all in'. A legitimate WR2 and a LT could be the two peices that take them to that level. At his age, Duke cannot afford to be sacked 8% of the time and with no Schwingstiger to bail them out, and injury to their talisman could really derail their season. I like Hawk but an improvement can surely be found elsewhere.

Suggested trades

with Tottenham Nunn and King for Castle and Rossi

with Alabama Crabtree and a 2nd for Faamoana

Oakland

Oakland are the joint highest penalty concedes in the league along with Vancouver. However, where as Vancouver have forced a league high 9 fumbles, Oakland have just four. With the aggression and results failing to align, could an experienced backer come in to focus their energy in the right places?

Suggested trades

with Louisville Hancock and a 2nd for Kroos

with Dallas BB Chark for James Steele



Orlando

An elite running back, a young talented QB, a hugely experienced LT able to stop even Bruce Wilkinson bursting through, an elite corner with a point to prove, young hungry linebackers and  a plan B QB/WR/RB/Swiss army knife. There's a lot to like about Orlando's set up. They could probably improve their WR core for an immediate impact (currently 26th in passing yards, but it may be a case of waiting to see how Mildenhall develops under the guidance of Hunter and Harris

   
Suggested trades

with Michigan Barajas for McCrary

with SLC Barajas for Fowler

Pearl Harbour

Pearl Harbour are not just 32nd in rushing, they are nearly 30 yards per game worse off than the next team. As a result, Rookie Dominic Owens is throwing on average 45 passes per match, a feat that will leave his arm looking like Mickey Roukes face if it is to continue.
It's safe to say that balance needs to be addressed, and more confidence in the run game will help with that. Ackerman, Fournette and York will all improve what they have, and in York I feel they'll have a great chance in giving York enough snaps to proove he has a future in this league as a lead running back.

Suggested trades

With Louisville Johnson and a second for Dillon 

with Kansas City  Johnson and a 4th for York

Portland 

Had I done this editorial last week than Portland would have been easy. A great defence, fantastic receivers, a great o line and a superb all purpose back, the only thing missing was a quarterback who wasn't as disappointing as Richard 'floppy dick' Welker. Now, Portland looks almost complete. However, 0 forced fumbles and 31st in sacks suggest a decent DE who could rack up the numbers would really complete and already stout defence. Coupled with the fact that Fredrickson's under utilisation much as a result of Yangs season, they have a great trade piece too

Suggested trades

with Tottenham Burrell for Fredrickson

with Oakland BB Chark for Fredrickson

Rapid City

Hard to Judge while Powers continues his sabbatical/illness recovery/search for his wife or whatever it is. We will skip these for now.

Salt Lake City

Perhaps the only other team to be entering tank mode this early, the newly relocated  team could arm themselves with some great draft capital with the expiring deals for Cervantes, Cassidy and Gossett, making them an appealing franchise for prospective GM's in the offseason.

Suggested trades

With Portland Casey and a 2nd for Cervantes
With Lincoln Richie and a first for Cassidy

San Antonio  

Just one forced fumble, but some great, surprising aggression. What's more worrying is their appalling o line, which is failing to get the best out of their best players, with Smoak put on his ass 11.6% of plays, and Robles with just one rushing TD.

They are however stacked at running back, with 3rd year speedster Fournette without a snap. Their DT Position is also pretty stacked given their 3-4 base, and a nose could help with that.


Suggested trades :

Tottenham  Fournette, a 5th and Gurley for Castle and Longoria.

with Alabama   Collier for Faamoana

Seattle

With the pressure of Seattle's entire offense lying with Ibrahimovic and Pierce, The north west heavyweights could really do with GM Gooch making some trades to help lighten that load. With two DE's and it financially impossible to keep both, one could well be an incredible trade piece

Suggested trades

With Michigan Embid for Soriano

With Kansas City Van Buren and a 3rd for Jeudy

St Paul

You don't get to go 15-1 without a balanced approach on both sides of the ball, but some may say you don't lose in your first playoff match unless some weaknesses are exposed. Tackle, Corner or a pass rusher may take them to the next level. Could a one year Cassidy rental get them over the hump?

WIth Salt Lake City Miler and a 1st for Cassidy

With Alabama Love and a 4th for Faamoana

Sydney

Just 11 PD's and a 43% catch against rate (29th in the league) is surprising given how devastating their corners look on paper, but what won't be surprising is Hudgins featuring in the bottom half of QB's in terms of both yards per attempt and yards per completion. Sure, he's accurate and the stats look nice (QBR 109.9) but is he going to go out and win you a game when you need it? Because against Oakland and Tucson, he didn't. Could this be Pattens the  final destination of his illustrious career?

Suggested trades

with Louisville Hudgins and a 1st for Patten

with Miami Hudgins for Hallqvist


Tottenham

With one eye on next year as GM De-Giovanni continues to rebuild, he may find some of the better players on short contracts surplus to requirements. Harry Steele, Carlos Cotton, Steven Pickens) and even Michael Turpin may find themselves new homes, while he looks to improve at running back and wide receiver.  Alternatively have they turned a corner following last weeks victory over Amsterdam, and are a running back and WR away from being a legitimate threat?

With Harry Spencer dropping from CB3 to CB6 recently thanks to additions and rookies improving, I can certainly see a team like Cancun, Lincoln or Portland coming in for a guy who managed 9 tackles, 10 PD's and an interception last season.

Suggested trades

With Cancun Ambrose and Castle for Scott and Mayfield

with Louisville Darby, Pickens and a second for Mendoza and Adams

Tucson

Improving this team will be no simple task. Defensively, they are the 4th best passing defence, have the best turnover differential and boast a league high 5 interceptions, while offensively Maldonado is coasting at a cool 110 QBR, has had 10 touchdowns to just one interception, are third overall in terms of points put up and McReynolds, Dunlap and Johnson on a hot streak. One aspect where they seem to struggle is sacks, where they have registered just 8, so if one becomes available GM Fresh needs to make that call and ensure their season doesn't end week 17.

Suggested trades :

with Lousville Godwin and a 1st for Barclay

With Salt Lake City Douglas and a 1st for Gossett

Vancouver

It's hard to know what else the kind of trades can possibly do to his squad, and yet, in the back of your mind, you just know he's got another 2 or 3.... Or 4 trades left in him. Yes, they give up a lot of penalties on defence, but they match that with a league high 9 forced fumbles. It may be more of a mentality given their slip ups against the likes of Portland, so if an experienced campaigner is available, Ed will make that call. They are top 5 I'm nearly every offensive stats, but could maybe benefit from a true elite rusher. And for the love of god, trade Jimmy Quinn! The poor kid didn't average 47.7 yards, and drop 38 into the 20 yard area last season to carry Petrovic's drinks all year.

Suggested trades

With Longbeach Quinn for Estrella and a 6th round pick
With Lousville Rainey and a 1st for Barclay 

Winnipeg

How do you improve the defending champions? Outside of a better running game, or Timothy Cobbs deciding he wants to move north of the boarder you simply don't. Some may be looking at David Lipscombe to fix their FS woes, so perhaps GM Cory can take advantage of his stock while he's still under contract.

Suggested trades

with Atlanta Lipscombe for Head and a 3rd
With Seattle Butler and a 1st for Embid

[GM Gators]

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INTERN FRANK: Welcome back, folks. Former Louisville Woodpeckers General Manager Johnny Gators joining me now. And he comes bearing gifts.

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GATORS: Correct again. Two for two, look who showed up for rehearsal!

INTERN FRANK: So Mr. Gators and I are going to take a "Bootleg Break" today. In the time it takes us to enjoy our family-friendly beverages here, we'll talk a little bit about HIFL.

GATORS: Sounds good.

INTERN FRANK: Today's topic...the offensive line clinic HIFL conducted. What do you make of this, Mr. Gators?

GATORS: Yeah, so that's a good question. I think there are a couple ways to interpret it. One way of looking at it is to say HIFL is sort of "bailing out" teams who for one reason or another weren't doing what they needed to do to find talent and get it on the field. And if that's the way you look at it, then you feel like it's a terrible idea.

But I can tell you from my limited GM experience, sometimes it feels like there are a million challenges to get through just to get a roster filled and a team on the field.

Sometimes you're not even asking "Who's the best player I can find for this position." A lot of times it's "Who's the best player I can find who will play for a price I can offer without going over cap."

And a GM has so many decisions to make, there are always guys out there somewhere who are slipping through the cracks because they just can't get somebody to pay attention to them.

So, to have an event like this to bring together teams who need help and players who need visibility...I like it. It's going to help HIFL keep its edge over any competitors by helping keep top-flight talent from going somewhere else.

INTERN FRANK: Well you mentioned sometimes GMs have to make tough decisions. Here's an easy one...slip a little Johnny Gators Bootleg Maple into your beverage of choice for a satisfying change of pace.

GATORS: It's been fun Intern Frank, but my glass is empty and it's time to get back to work.

INTERN FRANK: For Johnny Gators and YOSHI, I'm Intern Frank. Thanks for joining us today for a "Bootleg Break."

[GM Eli]

TONY BROSSI'S TOP FIVE POTENTIAL HIRINGS FOR THE LOUISVILLE WOODPECKERS GM POSITION

#1 – Wesley Bennett – Music City Kings

GM Bennett has been a staple for the Music City Kings organization. He loves his players and goes to great lengths to see their personal brands built up. This is likely a make or break year for Wes, and there are some questions about whether or not he even wants to return after this season. With Marlon Cure likely on the hot seat in Cancun, especially after trading away their best wide receiver for meager returns, some wonder if GM Bennett's heart is set on the Kraken job where he might be able to work more closely with rumored paramour Luna La Rona. Still, Bennett has proven he can draft well, identify quality free agents, and in general put together a solid roster and coaching staff. He surely will be at the top of the heap when for Louisville job, especially as Trey Gallops won't have to shell out any additional finances to buy him out of his contract if he is willing to wait until the season is over to make things official.

#2 – Johnny Rebel – Orlando Stampede

Once considered one of the most inconsistent and unreliable General Managers to grace the High Impact Football League, Johnny Rebel has done a respectable job of rebuilding his reputation since taking the helm in Orlando. Much like Wesley Bennett, GM Rebel is on the final year of his contract in Orlando and while there are indications that he would like to stick around a while, team owner Matt Adores is rumored to have declared this to be a season where the Stampede produce, or wholesale changes are coming. Right now, the seat is certainly hot. Could Rebel be persuaded to agree to terms with the Woodpeckers if it means long term job security? Or would he rather play his cards out for the rest of the season go from there? Only Johnny Rebel knows, but surely Trey Gallops will be making a phone call.

#3 – Buckson Gooch – Seattle Lumberjacks

Things have not gone as expected in Seattle since the departure of GM Jon and the arrival of the jovial Buckson Gooch. The trade of Darren Pierce is rumored to have ruffled some feathers in the Lumberjacks front office, as has the loss this past weekend to the Portland Brewers. The friendship between Johnny Gators and Buckson Gooch is one that is well known. And while GM Gooch is typically a man of his word and does not like to give up on jobs before they're finished, there must be an appeal with taking the helm of the expansion team one of your good friends helped to lay the foundation for. It might cost Trey Gallops a few million dollars to make it happen, but Gooch is a proven team builder with a history of success. Sometimes his emotions get the best of him, but you'll find no more honest and hard working an individual in the league and that might be just what the Louisville fanbase is looking for.

#4 – Cory Forgeron – Winnipeg Arctic Foxes

This one is a long shot but to the shock of most of us covering the league, GM Cory still does not have a contract extension and remains in the final year of his contract. It might take a massive offer on the part of Louisville ownership to pry GM Cory away from the likes of elite talents in Patrick Owens on offense and Vlad Gilchrist on defense. But man what an earth shattering, league altering, franchise igniting acquisition this could be. I think this has to be the absolute dream pick for the Woodpeckers, but it also probably has the same sort of odds as winning the Powerball lottery.

#5 – Elijah Weber – St. Paul Lynx

By all accounts GM Eli is happy where he's at in St. Paul and at this point he is the longest tenured GM in the North East. Though he's yet to win a playoff game he has garnered himself the credentials of being a team builder, taking the Lynx from the lowest of lows and turning them into a consistent playoff contender. Some of his statements to the media this year have hinted at frustrations that may lay under the surface.  And there are tough decisions contractually to be made this offseason on several key players. To buy GM Eli out of his current contract would require a significant influx of cash from the Woodpeckers. But Eli has not always shown himself to be the most loyal GM in the world, bolting from Cleveland when he became frustrated with the micromanagement of then owner Ace Profits. Could another shock move like that one be on the horizon? Time will tell.

Tony Brossi - The Land on Demand

[GM Eli]

TONY BROSSI'S QUARTERBACK RANKINGS THROUGH WEEK 8

32. Marcus Mariota – Still abysmal, even with Darren Pierce.

31. Robert Marshall – A shell of the quarterback he used to be. Milwaukee has problems on the offensive line but a young Robert Marshall made plays that won games. This one just does not have that gear. Blame it on injuries, blame it on the training he's received not teaching him to avoid the big hit that lead to those injuries. Whatever the case, the original Ortega 2.0 is a faulty version that needs to be recalled.

30. Daniel Tate – He's not terrible but you expect more than 11:9 touchdown to interception ratio out of a 1st round quarterback entering his second season. This is supposed to be the year he takes a leap and we aren't seeing it. That fact might be the biggest condemnation against Head Coach Duncan Hunter, and could be what ends up seeing him head back to college ball.

29. Jean Luc Bellerose – Between being injured and just not adding that winning spark to a team that is fighting to keep its core together, the Orlando fanbase must be disappointed even if his numbers on paper look good.

28. Ryan Hallquist – While he looked good early on in the season, being traded to a Louisville team that has zero aspirations of any kind, and that has lost its GM and head coach, you have to feel bad for the kid. He's trying but there's just not enough there to put him any higher on this list.

27. Gunner Cole – If you have a completion percentage lower than 60% and don't have the legs of Jamie Ortega, you're not doing your team any favors and you're not going to find yourself where you want to be on my power rankings.

26. Lincoln Doss – At least he gets to enjoy Cancun, right? Even if nobody has heard of the receivers they're expecting him to throw to these days.

25. Julius Irvin – He gets the Bellerose treatment but he's so electric when he actually IS on the field that he really can't be any lower than this. Unfortunate for Kansas City that they caught whatever injury bug that St. Paul had last season.

24.  Richard Rainey – We don't have a huge body of work to observe just yet but he did come in and beat a Seattle Lumberjacks team with playoff aspirations and that's only the second time in Portland history that they've been able to do that, and he is looking like he has all the makings of being a franchise quarterback. Maybe even better than Derek Rogers?

23.  Hilton Keegan – Tick tock, Hilton. We're begging you not to be the High Impact Football League's updated version of King Carmazzi. Your GM just got you a big time possession receiver that has given the North East fits in recent memory. If ever there was a time to show the world you can be the QB we all thought you were, that time is now.

22. Caleb Smoak – A couple of nice wins sees Caleb rise in my rankings a few spots. Still, I would expect more out of a quarterback that has been considered elite for so long, especially with the weapons he's got around him. It says something when the backup running back is the one drawing all the attention, and not your premiere quarterback.

21. Aaron Kitchen – I don't know what happened to the quarterback of the first two weeks but this quarterback is looking more like a homeless soup kitchen than a 5 star award winning Kitchen. The fact that the Lynx are 5-2 right now spares him falling lower but that 5-2 record includes a performance where he threw the ball 7 times, and was sacked almost as many. A Mustangs fan like myself isn't going to complain.

20. Thomas Mazza -  There are rumors starting to swirl in Atlanta that the Underground might be ready to move on from Mazza. It isn't that he has been overtly bad this season. It's just that he really hasn't been all that good either. And when you have the kind of weapons around you that GM Wrong has managed to put in place, you hope that your QB can do more than.. well.. dink and dunk.

19. Elias Ibrahimovic – The Savior needs someone to save his aching bones and joints. When he's on the field he has been great. Can he be AS great without Darren Pierce to throw to? That's yet to be seen. Darren Pierce's presence didn't make Marcus Mariota any less trash. Will his absence make Elias any less great? I don't know. But if he can't stay on the field, it's hard to put an otherwise talented quarterback any higher than this.

18. Trevor Lawrence – On the surface, statistically, Trevor is having a decent season. He's got a nice completion percentage. A nearly 3:1 Touchdown to interception ratio. He doesn't get sacked often and his QB Rating is above 100. Really, on paper, it looks like he's performing well. Still, regardless of what some uneducated armchair quarterbacks and members of the media try and claim, wins are indeed a QB statistic. Yes, it's a team game but there is a reason that Quarterbacks are so frequently chosen number one overall in the draft, like T-Law, and other positions aren't. QB's change the trajectory of an organization for better or for worse. And right now, the Mermen sit at 4-4 and last place in their division. And that is just not good enough to deserve to be any higher on this list.

17. Mervin Patton – Life looks different for the General in week 8 than it did in week 2. Now he's playing for a playoff contender with legitimate Impact Bowl aspirations in Miami. But press the brakes. Put your long term bias behind you and face the facts. Patton hasn't played all that much better than Ryan Hallquist did early on in the year. In a week 6 win against Cancun, Patton threw for no touchdowns and an interception. He did bounce back to beat up on a bad Las Vegas squad. But in Week 8 against a game DC Cobras team, Patton was Pedestrian. Middle of the road. And that's where I'm placing him in my rankings.

16. Keenan Daley – I actually dropped Daley a spot in my rankings this time because the truth is, he's not been all that good this year. He did just put together a nice performance against St. Paul this past week. He's been hurt a good portion of the season and when healthy the Silverbacks haven't looked all that impressive. The talent is there but for whatever reason this season it mostly has not translated.

15. Dominic Owens – Statistically  Owens has been a nice addition for the Predators this year.  19 touchdowns and a 64 percent completion percentage are things their fan base should be happy about.  The seven interceptions and Rating under 100 show that he can be a bit inconsistent at time, or take risks that he shouldn't. Still, for a rookie, there is a lot to like about this kid and in the future I expect he's only going to get better. GM Rinaldi has to be happy knowing he's found his franchise QB.

14. Fabian Vardy – If I'm being honest Vardy should probably be a bit lower on the list simply because of injury and record. But he's just played so well when he's on the field that I can't put him any lower than this. The Charlotte Crows desperately need Vardy healthy for the rest of the year if they're going to make a playoff push. Hopefully they can do enough to keep GM Kirk from pressing the big shiny red button on the season.

13. Reginald Duke – Duke's time in New Jersey is a marvel. Most HIFL historians would remember a time when he really wasn't all that good. But these days, even as he's getting older, Reginald Duke is still the heart and soul of the Dragons offense. He's never going to be considered the best quarterback in the league, but for New Jersey's part he's a lock to have them in playoff contention by making good decisions on the field in all situations. He's not blown the doors off the league, but a 5:1 touchdown to interception ratio is immaculate and he's completing over 70 percent of his passes. That's just high level QB play.

12. Michael Meek – Michael Meek. You're welcome. The only explanation for your sudden turn around in performance is that you have used my criticism to motivate yourself and start playing like the player people believed you were when you were drafted. I won't ask for a 10% fee or anything like that, but a thank you at some point in time is expected. Congratulations on finding yourself and not being Marcus Mariota lite anymore.

11. Derek Rogers – Statistically playing well but I do wonder if the performance of Richard Rainey in Portland will get into his head. GM Fosters made the choice to draft both of them, and so they're always going to be compared to one another. An off performance here or there might leave the Michigan fanbase wondering if it's Rainey who should be at the helm of their team and not Rogers. After all, Portland has, in my opinion, less talent than Michigan but Rainey is beating playoff contenders like the Lumberjacks while Rogers stumbles his way through the North East. This Mustangs fan certainly hopes those voices get to him.

10. Thomas Maldanado – A tough last two games keeps Maldy from being higher on this list. The Stars are still at the top of the division but a shock loss to the Knights does raise some questions about Maldy and crew. Statistically hasn't been bad, but great QB's pull their teams to victory over less talented teams even when their squad isn't playing their best. Maldy failed to do that against San Antonio and so he stays in my top ten, but goes no higher.

9. Michael Worley – Rocketing up my rankings is Michael Worley. Back in week two I was critical of the fact that he had only thrown for three touchdowns in his first two games. In the six weeks since that article was written? Worley has thrown for 15  touchdowns and has shown himself to be an explosive talent. I'm not sure the Renegades are playoff ready just yet, but they're going to push for a wildcard and do so on the back of Worley's performance.

8. AJ Campanelli – The Smoke don't ask AJ to throw the ball 50 times a game, but what they do ask him to do is distribute the ball to a group of playmakers who know how to keep Amsterdam on the field and he does it so very well. It's rare that he turns the ball over or does anything that puts his team in a negative position. He might not be the most electric of the big three quarterbacks drafted in his class, but he is probably the most reliable.

7. Steve Hudgins – Hudgins is another big riser in my rankings and while in the first set I admired his ability as a game manager, Sydney was not playing well at that point. Now? They've rattled off six wins in a row. Certainly a lot of credit must go to Courtney Crawford. But Hudgins is making plays himself. 15 touchdowns has him tied for 8th most in the league and he pairs that with a 68% completion percentage and only 2 interceptions. He's not just managing the game for the Stingrays anymore. He's winning them for them.

6. J.D. Corrales – JD continues to play well though he falls some in my rankings because he hasn't quite elevated the guys around him as much as I would have hoped. He's still lightning in a bottle. His accuracy has fallen off some, and he's thrown a few more interceptions than I would like. But the talent is still there he just needs to start finding ways to win games at home.

5. Charles Hyland – As this article is being written the Lincoln Pride and Rapid City Inferno are playing a game and rumor has it Hyland has gotten hurt. That won't effect his position in these rankings but he does fall because his performance hasn't been as consistent as I would have liked since our initial rankings. The Inferno sit at 5-2, tied with the Artic Foxes for the division lead. And with big moves being made by Robbie Burns this past week, Hyland will have plenty of tools at his disposal going forward.. provided he is on the field.

4. Orion Harris – Well, Harris just threw a pick six late in the game against the Inferno to seal the win for Rapid City. Even so, Harris has been really good this year. As the season has gone on he's grown into his role and coming into the game against the Inferno he had only thrown one interception. Of course that second interception of the season is as MASSIVE one, but I still think going forward the Pride have to feel confident they've got a top tier Quarterback under center.

3. Justin Fields – If he had been able to play against Sydney and had found a way to win, Justin Fields would be my number one ranked Quarterback in the league. The injury drops him behind my top two. But make no mistake about it. The Cleveland Mustangs are a legitimate contender because of Justin Fields. Without him, they might very well miss the playoffs. Statistically, as passers, Fields and Ortega are almost identical except Justin is more accurate with the football and gets sacked less often. But as runners, Ortega has a nose for the end zone that while Fields has, he hasn't quite shown it to the same degree Jamie has. Much like Alabama, Cleveland's playoff hopes hinge on the health of their Quarterback.

2. Jamie Ortega – Take everything I said about Justin Fields and repeat it here with Ortega. The big difference that separates Ortega from Fields and every other electric, mobile quarterback? Ortega stays healthy unless Peter Haney has been tasked with putting him in the tent. Allegedly. Jamie has been immense as we all is. He's called The Glitch for a reason. He's the best running back in the league and a pretty talented passer as well. Hard not to put him number one, but.. well... it's even harder not to put our number one ranked QB in that spot.

1. Patrick Owens – 16 touchdowns. 5 wins. And simply the most clutch quarterback in the league at this very moment in time. He's thrown for over 2K yards and is willing the Arctic Foxes to success even without a running game to take some of the pressure off of his shoulders. Hard to bet against this guy, especially when he's healthy and slingin' the ball around the frozen tundra of Winnipeg. At this point in the year? He's our number one.

Tony Brossi - The Land on Demand

[GM Eli]

Tony Brossi's Objective Grades of the Week 9 HIFL Trade SZN

Kansas City trades Gene Griffith to Vancouver for a 2nd round pick and Shawn Navarrete

Kansas City Grade: B
Vancouver Grade: D
Reason: A 2nd round pick for a guy who, through 8 weeks, has 7 PDs and is allowing opposing receivers to catch 75% of the passes thrown their way? Big time reach.

Michigan trade Brett Myers, Parker Grace and Johnny Richardson to Tottenham for Timothy Kimmel, Tyrell Longoria and Blake Payne

Michigan Grade: Who Cares
Tottenham Grade: Who Cares
Reason: Deck chair shuffling with no one of value really being traded between the two teams.
   
St. Paul trades Pupi Saofaiga to Dallas for Maurice Harry, a Season 16 2nd round pick and a Season 16 3rd round pick.

St. Paul Grade: C+
Dallas Grade: B
Reason: Pupi has been a staple in St. Paul since GM Eli arrived.  While he hadn't put up big numbers so far, that might be a result of GM Eli favoring the flashy new toy he brought in in an offseason trade with Cleveland. For Dallas, the draft picks aren't an overspend if they can sign Saofaiga long term. If he hits free agency and they lose him, though, this grade drops dramatically.

Kansas City trades Harold Gallegos to Pearl Harbor for Gary Lefthand, a Season 16 4th round pick and a Season 16 6th round pick.

Kansas City Grade: D
Pearl Harbor Grade: A
Reason: Gallegos has been one of the more consistent interior offensive linemen this season and the Bruins gave him away for basically nothing. Lefthand has one pancake and two missed blocks. A 2nd round pick might have made this trade even, but alas it was a rather poor decision from Dario who might have been thinking about how many kicks he's missed on this season and decided to add a trade to those numbers as well.

St. Paul trades Isaiah Simmons to Pearl Harbor for Jahvid Rasheed, a Season 16 2nd round pick and a Season 16 4th round pick.

St. Paul Grade: B
Pearl Harbor Grade: B
Reason: Isaiah Simmons has been underperforming in the St. Paul defense statistically, so to get a 2nd round pick and a 4th round pick along with a serviceable backup for the remainder of the season is a win for GM Eli. At the same time, everyone knows Simmons is a potential top 10 DE in the league. If Rinaldi can unlock him and help him finally reach his potential, a 2nd round pick is cheap. Time will tell.

Las Vegas trades Jesus Judge and Aeron Dacey to Long Beach for Chris Roque and Bruce Parrott

Long Beach Grade: A
Las Vegas Grade: C
Reason: Long Beach got exactly what Big Dog was looking for for their system. For Vegas I think this trade was more about shedding salary to bring in SJax.

Las Vegas trades Anthony McLaughlin and a Season 16 3rd round pick to Tucson for Stephen Bonner, A Season 16 2nd round pick, a Season 16 4th round pick and a Season 16 7th round pick.

Las Vegas Grade: A
Tucson Grade: A
Reason: One of the few times I think a trade works well for both teams. McLaughlin is proven, even if he is aging, and will add an extra component to Tucsons pass rush. They were able to get him without giving up a 1st round pick, and that has to be a win.

Sydney Stingrays trade a Season 16 3rd round pick to Las Vegas for Roger Hardwick

Sydney Grade: D
Las Vegas Grade: B
Reason: Dazz must have some kind of scouting on Hardwick otherwise offering a third round pick for a guy with 1 pancake and 1 missed block on the season is too high a price to pay. Nice job by Metro to milk a mid round draft pick out of a playoff contender.

Las Vegas trades Kurt Dietz, Morris Kennedy, Daniel Ford, a Season 16 1st round pick (Sydney), two Season 16 2nd round picks, a Season 16 3rd round pick and a SEason 16 4th round pick to Milwaukee for Steven Jackson, Rhett Purdy, David Hennessey, a Season 16 6th round pick and a Season 16 7th round pick.

Milwaukee Grade: A+++++++++
Las Vegas Grade: B
Grade: Steven Jackson is a tremendously talented wide receiver and the pairing of SJax and Pierce together is going to give DB's across the league nightmares. But Las Vegas is bad this year. I mean they're real bad and all of those picks that they gave up could have been used to help change the trajectory of the team. Metro still has a ton of picks left in his arsenal, but he overpaid by a mile here. The only reason the grade isn't worse is because of SJax's talent. Excellent job by Franchise even if it makes me sick to say that.

Vancouver trades a Season 16 2nd round pick, two Season 16 5th round picks, two Season 16 6th round picks and a Season 17 1st round pick to Milwaukee for Stephen Basham

Vancouver Grade: B-
Milwaukee Grade: A+++++++++
Reason: Man, Franchise far and away won the trade race in week 8. The Barons are going nowhere this season and need a full reboot, and boy did he make sure they'd be able to do that quickly. He'll still need to draft well, but at least he got himself the tools with all these picks from the Vegas trade and this one. Basham, for what it's worth, is a good DB. I'm just not sure he's great. Statistically he's got 9 PD's and 26 tackles through 8 weeks. But he's allowing over 65% of the passes thrown to receivers he's covering to be caught. He has no interceptions to his name. And while he's a sure tackler, you want more out of someone that you're giving up this much draft capital for. We won't even talk about the luxury tax cost that will be associated with this trade. For Lucas, this means he has to win now and I'm not convinced Basham is the kind of player that makes a playoff contender into a legit impact bowl threat.


Cancun trades Anthony Schuler, Jackson Davis and Shaun Ferguson to Pearl Harbor for a Kurtis Coughlin, Santos Pond, Jeffrey Malone, a Season 16 5th round pick and a Season 16 6th round pick.

Pearl Harbor: A
Cancun: CURE GOT FIRED
Reason: Marlon Cure bailed out Rinaldi after his league office blunder and likely lost his job because of it. I'm surprised he didn't trade Garnet to Eli and Doss to Stark before he got canned, honestly.

Miami trades Stephen Cotter to Sydney for Joseph Spellman, a Season 16 2nd round pick and a Season 16 4th round pick.

Sydney Grade: C
Miami Grade: A
Reason: Put this in the context of the fact that Sydney traded Cleveland two first round picks to bring Spellman in. Cotter is a fine player, but in order to get him the Stingrays essentially had to give up 2 firsts, a 2nd and a 4th along with Spellman. That seems far too steep a price. But hey, if the Stingrays win the impact bowl nobody is going to care.

Amsterdam trades Terry Stephens, John Benedict, a Season 16 2nd round pick and a Season 16 5th round pick for Leroy Heron and Steven Orlando

Amsterdam Grade: B
Louisville grade: B
Reason: I don't think this trade drastically improves Amsterdam. But they don't need drastic improvement and Heron may give their defensive backfield that extra veteran presence they need. Louisville picks up an extra second round pick to help them build long term. Win win for both teams.

Dallas trades Willie Skidmore, a Season 16 1st round pick (Winnipeg), a Season 16 5th round pick, a Season 17 1st round pick, and a Season 17 2nd round pick to Louisville for David Nutt and a Season 17 4th round pick.

Dallas: C+
Louisville: A
Reason: This is the kind of trade you expect someone who is all in on the Impact Bowl to make. I don't think that's Dallas this year. Combine that with the fact that quality defensive ends aren't hard to find. Nutt is a good player. Maybe even a great player. But he's not worth two firsts, a 2nd and a 5th.

Oakland trades Elisha Hancock and a Season 16 3rd round pick to Louisville for Lukas Kroos

Oakland: A
Louisville: C+
Reason: I think Louisville could have gotten more for Kroos. A 3rd round pick and Hancock for a solid upgrade at linebacker is a clear win for the Silverbacks.

Lincoln trades Randall Wilson and a Season 16 4th round pick to Louisville for Richard Brackett

Lincoln Grade: B+
Louisville Grade: B+
Reason: Lincoln got an upgrade they needed at cornerback, and Louisville got a player they think has long term potential as evidenced by the fact that they immediately offered him a 4 year contract extension.

Las Vegas trades Daniel Bannister to Rapid City for Francis Andrus and a Season 17 1st round pick (RC).

Rapid City: A
Las Vegas: A
Reason: The LAST place that Vegas needs help is at cornerback. Getting a 1st round pick for Bannister is fair value and, as such, is a win for Rapid City too. Makes me sick to say something kind about Robbie Burns though. Scumbag.

Rapid City trades Juan McKinney, Brain Ezell, a Season 16 1st round pick (Cleveland) and a Season 16 3rd round pick to Louisville for Andre Dillon and Michael Barclay

Rapid City: A+
Louisville: A
Reason: A big time DT and a solid young running back to add to an already super talented team? Huge win for Rapid City. Louisville gets a first and a pair of quality players as well so it's a nice win for them too.

Tony Brossi - The Land on Demand

[GM Gators]

Hello, this is Johnny Gators, joined by Intern Frank, and it's time for another Bootleg Break.

So grab yourself a Johnny Gator...that's a Dr Pepper with some delicious Johnny Gators' Bootleg Maple mixed in. Comes in a delightful flask-inspired bottle. Find it in your local purveyor of fine foods.

And now that the shameless product promotion is out of the way, let's talk some football!

What's the topic today Intern Frank?

INTERN FRANK: Mr. Gators, Louisville put 50 on the scoreboard. Can you believe it?

GATORS: An offensive explosion for sure. Unbelievable.

INTERN FRANK: But the Woodpeckers lose anyway, 54-50. Let's talk about that, and your assessment of Louisville and what the franchise looks like right now.

GATORS: Yes, let's. And I want to give fair warning here: the news was that Louisville is looking in earnest for their next GM. Might have one hired by the time you see this. When they do hire their guy we'll have to talk about that in a future episode.

INTERN FRANK: Yes, that's right. Our Bootleg Breaks don't always get on air before the biggest latest news breaks. We'd probably do better if our host didn't spend so much time in the lab.

GATORS: And our intern would probably have a better chance of keeping his job if he didn't complain about the host.

INTERN FRANK: Point taken. So how about that 50 point performance and how Louisville looks moving forward.

GATORS: Yes. So, first things first: My highest compliments to that Louisville offense for putting 50 points on the scoreboard. And to do it without Robert Dobbins is just astounding. Those guys really stepped up.

It is diminished a little bit by the fact they lost. That was an offensive shootout, and Louisville came up a little short. But 50 points in a football game is huge.

I've never said anything about this publicly, and I'm only doing it NOW to show that I was mistaken about it. I had a concern about the interim GM and something he was doing.

Don't misunderstand me. Overall, I think the interim GM has done a dynamite job. He's setting the Woodpeckers up for a bright future.

So I haven't had any real gripes with the moves he's made. It's sentimental to watch some of the guys get traded away, but so what. On the business side it makes sense, and he's definitely there to do business.

But I was second-guessing him when it came to quarterbacks. Made me scratch my head a little.

If memory serves me right, there was already one quarterback brought in by trade. And then with The General traded to Miami, part of that deal was to bring in Mr. Hallquist...

And I wasn't sure about that. My thinking was, if you're trading away The General then you don't need to bring in another quarterback. Hand the keys to Jon Matthias and let's see what the kid's got.

I get that he's a rookie, and you can argue it's better to have an experienced player like Ryan Hallquist on the field. On the other hand, the way this season's unfolding....it seems like the risk is minimal and you could find out whether Mr. Matthias has really got the goods or not.

He looked good in Gainesville. And he looked even better in training camp. I can't tell you if he's a franchise QB or not. But he shows potential, and the way the season is going I was thinking "Why not throw him in there and see?"

It's a very forgiving situation because the expectations aren't high right now.

INTERN FRANK: Right. Next year the expectations will be higher, but at this point not so much.

GATORS: Exactly. You're kind of playing with house money.

Now I said all that to say this: that performance against Salt Lake from Mr. Hallquist was spectacular.

480 yards passing. He threw the ball 54 times and completed 45 of 'em.

He captained a banged up offense to a 50-point performance.

The kid looked pretty good out there in Louisville red.

INTERN FRANK: You've changed your tune?!

GATORS: I've changed my tune! Well...kind of. I still hope Jon Matthias doesn't fall through the cracks. But so long as he's producing at such a high level and Louisville's offense is putting points on the board...keep Hallquist in there.

He's definitely got my attention.

INTERN FRANK: Well, Mr. Gators it looks like our cups are empty. Time to get back to work. Next time we'll talk about more Louisville football. And in the meantime, maybe the Woodpeckers can surprise Atlanta's defense and pick up a win.

For Johnny Gators, i'm Intern Frank. Thanks for watching Bootleg Break with Johnny Gators, brought to you by YOSHI. Find Johnny Gators' Bootleg Maple in a store near you, and enjoy your own Bootleg Break any time.

[GM Eli]

TONY BROSSI'S LATE SEASON ANNUAL AWARDS PREDICTIONS

Hello again, everyone, it's your favorite sports columnist from THE LAND here to get your knickers in a twist (you're welcome, British scum) with my late season predictions for who the front runners are for the High Impact Football League awards. You're welcome to debate from your arm chairs, but these names are undeniable. I've ranked them from top to bottom in order of who I think is most likely to win the award. If any of these fail to come true it is clearly not my fault, but the fault of the GM, Coach or player in question. I've decided not to give you a long winded break down of why I've selected these names. None of you would have the mental capacity to appreciate my in depth analysis anyway. So, lets get to it.

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GM of the Year
-   GM Rebel
-   GM Dazz
-   GM Wayne
-   GM Doug

Coach of the Year
-   Rod Svechnikov (Salt Lake)
-   Vince Hunter (Orlando)
-   Larry Wright (Winnipeg)
-   Jason Blitzer (Cleveland)

Most Valuable Player
-   Alesana Tuilagi (QB/RB, Orlando)
-   Jamie Ortega (RB, Alabama)
-   Bruce Wilkinson (DE, Alabama)
-   Courtney Crawford (RB, Sydney)
-   Timothy Cobbs (DE, Rapid City)

Offensive Player of the Year
-   Alesana Tuilagi (QB/RB, Orlando)
-   Jamie Ortega (RB, Alabama)
-   Courtney Crawford (RB, Sydney)
-   Justin Fields (QB, Cleveland)

Defensive Player of the Year
-   Bruce Wilkinson (DE, Alabama)
-   Woodrow Britt (CB, Cleveland)
-   Larry Stevens (LB, DC)
-   Matthew Hines (CB, Michigan)

Offensive Rookie of the Year
-   Dominic Owens (QB, Pearl Harbor)
-   Derek Rogers (QB, Michigan)
-   Richard Rainey (QB, Portland)

Defensive Rookie of the Year
-   Woodrow Britt (CB, Cleveland)
-   Paul Reed (DT, Michigan)
-   Henry Patten (DE, Tottenham)
-   Jeremy Verdin (LB, Seattle)
-   Victor Hinkle (LB, Cleveland)

Tony Brossi - The Land on Demand

[GM Oldfield]

THE GM REVIEW: HOW HOT IS THAT HOTSEAT? (PART 1)



Each year I risk the wrath of GM's all around the world but shining a magnifying glass on their performance. But rather than a simple report card or mark out of 10, I've decided to do something different. Just how 'hot' is that hotseat? And what better yardstick then the humble chilli pepper! So let's begin:

GM Pancho and Alabama

season tasks

Win the Impact Bowl  FAIL
Win the Conference- FAIL
Win the Division- FAIL
Win 10+ Games- PASS
Undefeated at Home FAIL

Summary:

It's hard to be too critical of 3 x Impact bowl winner GM Pancho, more then any GM to grace the hallowed turf (or chair anyway) of HIFL. Sure, he missed out on four tasks, but bar Winnipeg, he probably had the hardest tasks around this season. And let's just let at the extent to which he failed; missing out on the conference and division on a head to head record, losing just one home game and then coming up against a dogged Atlanta in double over time after losing both your first choice and back up QB. The last two weeks ruined his season, and there will be a period of self reflection and a big offseason, but make no mistake GM Pancho will be Alabama's GM for a long, long time.

Hot seat Rating: Tangerine dream (~100 scoville units). Enough to be noticed, but not uncomfortable.


GM T-bone  and Amsterdam 

season tasks 

Reach the Conference Championship FAIL
Win the Mid-Atlantic Division FAIL
Defeat Tottenham at home FAIL
Defeat Winnipeg week 13 FAIL
Improve Points per game (27.6) FAIL

Summary

Last years golden child has had a fall from grace that questions just how often history has to repeat itself. Just 7 wins, being beaten twice by European rivals Tottenham, and a run of defeats post new contract that would have even the most gentile of owners questioning his decisions. Sacking John Maxfield, a HIFL legend and leader of a defense that forced a 2nd best 35 fumbles, was top 5 for tackles made and the top third for caught against percentage, just two weeks before the season finished, seemed crazy, and summed up a season that last years conference champion would like to forget.

Hot seat rating: Cherry Bomb (2,500-5000 scoville units). Hot enough to make you sit up and take notice.

GM Wong and Atlanta 

season tasks 

Finish the season with a winning record PASS
Win the Division PASS
Make the Playoffs PASS
Win a Playoff Game PASS
Win the home opener at the new stadium PASS

Summary

Georgias golden goose continues to astound the media, his peers, and even the toughest of fans with a team who just two seasons ago couldn't win a game, to get their 3rd playoff win since he took over beating one of the title favourites in Alabama. Shrewd trades like AMC, Will Garnett and Michael Griswold helped the underground continue last years momentum. New owner Reddick Lewis should be pouring glue on his seat rather than heating it, and fans need to learn to warm up to him soon, because with a record like his he will be surely be headhunted by one of the big wigs.

Hot seat rating: Purple beauty (0 scoville units). Not even in discussion.

GM Kirk and Charlotte 

season tasks 

Win the Division FAIL
2 Win a playoff game FAIL
Go .500 against the division  FAIL
Improve Record from last season PASS
Reduce Points Allowed (33.2) PASS

Summary

You know you've had a disappointing campaign when you hand in your notice two weeks before the end of the season, with his team having more holes than a  J. J. Abrams Movie plot. An o-line that was more welcome mat then hurdle, a defence that lacked a true identity, and a run game that could never get going was just the tip of the iceberg for a team that relied far too heavily on Fabian Vardy heroics. Kirks staying, although the conversation with his owner seemed more 'you made this mess, you fix it' then 'please don't leave me', and next year will be a big one as Kirk bids to keep his reputation that saw him once go 16-0 in the regular season and turned Tucson from disarray to playoff team.

Hot seat rating: Aleppo (10,000 scoville units). Uncomfortable.

GM Wayne and Cleveland 

Make the playoffs PASS
Finish .500 or better in division games PASS
beat Michigan at home  PASS
Improve the teams record PASS
Reduce Points allowed (25.6) PASS

Summary

One of the most exciting GM's in both his ruthless management technique and media rapport, GM Wayne and the marching mustangs have had an outstanding season, which saw the emergence of superstars on both sides of the ball like Justin Fields and Woodrow Britt. Unfortunately, losing to Michigan and consequently losing any hope of a bye, to then be beaten by Miami, will put a damper on an otherwise wonderful season. Nethertheless, a great core of players and a big new contract means fans who had to suffer through GM Franchise can now be excited for the future.

Hot seat rating: Bell pepper (0 scoville units). Not even worth acknowledging.

GM Strike and Dallas 

Finish .500 or better  FAIL
Win the Governors Buckle PASS
Complete every weeks press conference  PASS
Finish .500 in the division  PASS
Beat Tucson at Home FAIL

Summary

A first full season for GM strike after moving from one side of Texas to another (I presume, to be honest I'm just glad I know they're both in Texas). He will live and die by his quarterback, Hilton Keegan, but despite his fairly decent stats he's surrounded by mediocrity. The acquisition of Pupi Saofaiga failed to create that mid-season spark it promised and with San Antonio and Las Vegas down in the dumps this year it'll feel like a missed opportunity. The defeat to San Antonio week 13 would have been a low point of the season but I feel that happened the following week during the press conference when his comments at his rival GM went, a step too far.

Hot seat eating: Sante Fe Grande (500 scoville units). Spicy enough to help you refocus.

GM Justin and DC 

Make the Playoffs PASS
Win the Division PASS
Defeat New Jersey at home PASS
Winning record at home FAIL
Win a Playoff Game FAIL

Summary:

Never has a kicker been top of a GM's shopping list as much as poor GM Justin right now. After watching the ironically named 'king' Lindsay shank it more times then me on first at Augusta, It'll take some time for Justin to calm down and reflect on the seasons positives. A QB who seems to thrive on a pass heavy system, with both the ability and the stamina, weapons to support such a game and some big game players on defence. With a good offseason, DC could begin to dominate the mid-Atlantic division, and with a division title to show off, the former Oakland GM has a lot to proud of, but for now,  he has a throne to burn.

Hot seat rating: Tangerine dream (0 scoville units) Like most of his jokes: Mild and fairly tasteless.

GM Dario and Kansas City 

Win 6 games PASS
Improve points allowed (39.2) PASS
Compete for a wildcard  FAIL
Make the playoffs FAIL
Finish .500 or better in the division FAIL

Summary

What is there to say about GM #midlifecrisis? Sure, he's won more games this season than in his previous 2, but after 3 seasons at the helm is having less wins than quarterbacks on your squad really considered enough? Still paying for the McCarthy brothers craziness season 1, he's playing with a limited budget, a lack of identity, and has blown multiple situations to take advantage of a great draft situations and build a true dynasty. Now, with big contracts for Jeudy and York, a lack of good draft stock and a horrible, horrible, division, perhaps now is the time for HIFL's first playing GM To look to pastures new.

Hot seat rating: Bishops crown (30,000 scoville units) difficult to grin and bear anymore.

GM Metro and Las Vegas   

Win the Western Conference FAIL
Finish First in the Conference FAIL
Win the Division FAIL
Win a Playoff Game FAIL
Win the Impact Bowl FAIL

Summary

Despite his long term contract, GM metro and his owner will be bitterly disappointed in mustering up just 3 wins all season and achieving 0 season goals. Despite having the best 1-2 reciever corps on paper, they have been lethargic and impotent offensively, and lacked a true bite defensively (31st, in FF's, 22nd in sacks). They'll be questions about the coach, questions about his young future QB, and he won't be given another season like this. Still, beyond the shower of shit that is season 15, a rainbow of hope is seen in the horizon. 3 top 10 draft picks, some absolute superstars on both sides of the ball, and no more Mariota on his roster.

Hot seat rating: Manzano (30,000 scoville units) put the toilet paper in the fridge, have a quick cry, and move on.

GM Evans and Lincoln   

Win a Playoff Game FAIL
Win the Division FAIL
500 or better at home PASS
Reach the Conference Championship FAIL
Beat Rapid City on the Road FAIL

Summary

Evans has developed a reputation as a non-nonsense, calculated GM who has being able to sustain success wherever he's gone. But this up and coming offseason will no doubt be his toughest yet. Rumours of Edward retiring, coupled with blitz and hammer and Orion Harris all entering free agency, and the squad which GM wrong built and Evans shaped starts to look a distant memory. This year will feel disappointing in the end, but this offseason could make or break his legacy in the great state of Lincoln.

Hot seat rating: Jawala hot pepper (30,000 scoville units). You know it's coming, you know there's he pain and either you embrace the feeling and grow stronger, or you succumb the head and end up nothing more than a broken mess with a ring piece that resembles the Japanese flag.


GM BIG DOG and Long Beach   

Win the Division  FAIL
Win a playoff game  FAIL
Beat Oakland at home PASS
Finish top 10 in PPG  FAIL
Beat Seattle PASS

Summary

After jumping ship and returning to US soil in the offseason, everyone's favourite goat dictator has  done a relatively solid job stabilising a franchise steeped in history. Sure, the goals weren't meant with the level of success she wanted, but they made the playoffs, took the defending champions all the way, and saw young talents such as Lawrence, Phillips and Encarnacion begin to emerge. A healthy T-law, some shrewd additions, and a good mini-camp, and soon long beach could see a return to the big time.

Hot seat rating: Carmen Italian sweet (0 scoville units) Mild enough to snort, riding a bald eagle, over a volcano. Something I assume is a big hobby of hers.

GM Gooch and Louisville   

Goals unavailable

Summary: Not the season Gooch wanted given he changed teams for the 3rd time in little over a year, got a cornerbacks name wrong in a trade, nearly forgot to league office his contract, and swapped one of the elite receivers in world football for a defensive tackle, but he at Louisville he may have found his calling. His team showed fight, against all odds and even managed to win and tie a game each. All eyes will be on the bbq king come draft day, as he kicks off a new woodpecker era.

Hot seat rating:  Melrose (100 scoville units) shove it on the grill, wolf it down with some brisket, and let's get to work.

GM Gates and Miami   

Win the Florida Cup FAIL
Reach the Conference Championship  TBD
Win the Division FAIL
Beat Alabama at home PASS
Make the Playoffs PASS

Summary: Trading for Patton mid season, facing financial hardship and a significant tax bill seems to have paid off for the 2 time HIFL Champion. Now, he has a QB willing to find an extra gear to go with his high powered running game, and aggressive defence. He would have loved to hold on to the coveted Florida cup , and he would have  have competing for the hardest divisional title in HIFL, but he's still there, ready to join a Pancho as a 3 time champion.

Hot seat rating: Shushito pepper (200 scoville units) Enough to make your glutes clench when you think about the offseason math awaiting you.

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2- COMING SOON

[GM Gators]

(In the now-familiar YOSHI laboratory, Johnny Gators is working furiously at...something. It's hard to tell what, but beakers are steaming and sweat drips from Old Man Gators' head. At this moment, in the midst of intense concentration, Intern Frank enters the room and startles Johnny Gators with his words)

INTERN FRANK: Mr. Gators! It's time for another Bootleg Break.

(Gators quickly collects himself)

GATORS: Intern Frank, I don't have time for this. I've got to get this new product ready in time to pitch to the GMs at the HIFL Combine.

INTERN FRANK: How do you suppose you'll get past security?

GATORS: If YOSHI doesn't get me some credentials, maybe I can hitch a ride on GM Fosters' bus. I'll worry about that when the time comes.

INTERN FRANK: Well, Mr. Gators sir, we can all see you're very busy. How about for this week's Bootleg Break you can just tell our viewers who you're rooting for now that it's playoff season.

GATORS: Playoffs already?! Where does the time go?

INTERN FRANK: Yes, sir. The playoffs are underway as we speak.

GATORS: Well...It's hard to root for anybody other than Louisville, and they didn't quite make it this year.

INTERN FRANK: Not quite, sir.

GATORS: Well, then I guess I have to root for whatever team it was Michael Barclay ended up on. I really respect the way that guy always played hard for us, even when he wanted to be somewhere else.

INTERN FRANK: I might be mistaken, sir. But I don't believe Mr. Barclay's team made the playoffs. Sadly.

GATORS: Well, shows you how busy I've been with my work. Well let's see...who else is out there that played for the Woodpeckers...How about Mr. Patton? Is The General still in contention?

INTERN FRANK: Yes, sir. Miami is still alive.

GATORS: Very well. I'll be rooting for the Miami Killer Whales and hoping Mr. Patton can get a ring. Now if you'll excuse me...

(Johnny Gators returns to his work)

INTERN FRANK: Of course sir. Folks, on the next Bootleg Break we'll be talking conference championships. If we can get Mr. Gators to stop working.

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[GM Oldfield]

THE GM REVIEW: HOW HOT IS THAT HOTSEAT? (PART 2)



GM Fosters and Michigans   

Make the playoffs FAIL
Go .500 in the division  PASS
Improve Points allowed (33.1)  PASS
Improve Points per game (17.9)  PASS
Win a minimum 6 games  PASS

Summary: The wonder from the land down under invested a lot of his teams future acquiring both Reed and Rogers this offseason, as well as splashing the cash on the likes of Glaze, Hines, as well as trading for the likes as Turpin and Burrell during the season. Michigan didn't want the season to finish, winning 3 of their last 5 games including a big division win over Cleveland, and 6 wins means owner  Vanessa Waters has faith in her acquired GM at least for season 16, but both owner and GM will need to bring playoff football back to Michigan a next year or he (and I assume his mistress secretary) will be seeking new employment.

Hot seat rating: Mexibell ( 1,000 scoville units) will it get hotter or has Fosters got the patience, smarts and work ethic to ride the heat?

GM Franchise and Milwaukee   

Win 10 Games FAIL
Make the Playoffs FAIL
Win the Division FAIL
Beat St. Paul at home FAIL
Finish top five in points scored FAIL

Summary: I mean, how bad can one season go? Lose 70% of your games? Check. Fail all preseason objectives? Check. Trade your best assets massively below their value? Check. Drop your QB? Check. Not much went right for  the plucky ladies man, but Franchise did find an alternative use for chronic disappointment Robert Marshall, and at least held onto his own first draft pick (he should have a lot more after  trading away Jackson, Glass and Basham). Not many seats are hotter right now.

Hot seat rating: Dragons Breath (2,480,000). Is there a doctor in the house?


GM Bennett and Music City   

Win the Division FAIL
Make the Playoffs FAIL
Winning Record at Home FAIL
Reach the Conference Championship Game FAIL
Win 10+ Games FAIL

Summary: Urgh. On the surface it looks bleak. No completed goals, players disappearing to play for rival leagues, and QB unrest. However, what Bennett brings to the table that other Gm's at risk don't is a rapport with his staff that cannot be manufactured. An infectious personality, a strong knowledge for the game, and only being just one win from a division win and playoff football, Bennett will no doubt land on his feet wherever he goes (or perhaps his back if ends up in Cancun gigity ). Is it time for a fresh start for both Bennett and the kings?

Hot seat rating: Dragons breath (2,480,000 scoville units). Can the loveable GM take that much heat?

GM Stark and New Jersey   


Win the Division FAIL
Win 10 Games FAIL
Win a Playoff Game FAIL
Have a winning record at home PASS
Win all international road games FAIL

Summary: let's go back to week 9. Having just stuffed the eastern conference champions, New Jersey were 6-2, controlling the mid-Atlantic division and in the discussion as a genuine championship contender. Fast forward 8 weeks and after 5 defeats including 2 defeats to divisional rivals Tottenham, and GM Stark is sat at home watching the playoffs, or listening to it on  a 1940's transistor radio (which is the image I picture). I don't think his jobs in danger, 5 years of relatively successful football has seen him miss out on the playoffs for just the second time. But like other GM's he's at a crossroads, and should an ambitious owner like Arnold Reigns want a big GM, he may find a new home (presumably with Ibrahimovic going the other way!)

Hot seat rating: Scotch Bonnett (350,000 scoville units). Uncomfortable.

GM Digger and Oakland   

Win the Western Conference FAIL
Win the Division FAIL
Sweep Long Beach FAIL
Reach the Conference Championship FAIL
Win the Impact Bowl FAIL

Summary: An odd season for one of HIFL's most successful Gm's. He failed all season goals, failed to make the post season and has been criticised in the media for how he has treated the concussion magnet Daley. However, at 4-7-1, he rallied to win his last 5 games, and is a walking example of the importance of having a good QB2. He's got a good squad, a great coach, and so I think this is one to just dust off and go again next year. After all, where else is  Koba Caesar going to find a GM with 8 winning seasons on the bounce?

Hot seat rating: Puya (8,000 scoville units). Like this season, easily forgotten.

GM Rebel and Orlando   

Make the Playoffs PASS
Win the Florida Cup PASS
Win 10 Games PASS
Win a playoff Game FAIL
Win the Division PASS

Summary: Things have gone great for executive of the year favouriten and the of a 1000 clubs, GM Rebel. At the beginning of the season they looked a confusing and impotent outfit headed by what looked like one of the most overpaid quarterbacks in existence, and after week 7 they were 2-4 with many fans were calling for his head. Fast forward 10 weeks, where he has overseen a 9 game winning streak, a rushing revolution, a Qb who has produced 0 interceptions and a zero to hero story in Alesana Tuilagi. Bringing in Embid and a returning (for like the 20th time) Glass has really added energy and power to the defence, and suddenly Orlando look like world beaters ending the season as the best in the east after trampling Alabama. That said if things don't go his way in the playoffs, and with financial struggles in the offseason, GM Rebel isn't completely out of the woods.

Hot seat rating: Chipotle (8000 scoville units) Spicy, but a lot more comfortable than 12 months ago.

GM Rinaldi and Pearl Harbour   

Finish .500 or better  PASS
Finish in the top half of PPG  PASS
Finish ahead of Sydney in the standings FAIL
Compete for a Wild Card  PASS
Make the playoffs  PASS

Summary: after a couple of years of tanking, Rinaldi came out swinging this season, firstly acquiring his future QB in Dom Owens, and then finding him a superstar partner in Shawn Simon. Highlights including beating St. Paul week 15 and Long beach week week 7 and 16 making him king of simtopia, but he'll need to work on a slightly one dimensional 'pass first, then second, then pass again, then maybe before we run we should try and pass first' attack, but things in Hawaii (?!?) look bright.

Hot seat rating: Banana pepper (100 scoville units) Nice and cosy.

GM Black Death and San Antonio   

Win the Governors Buckle PASS
Finish the season above .500 FAIL
Improve points allowed (25.6) FAIL
Make the Playoffs FAIL
Beat Las Vegas PASS

Summary: urgh. 5 wins, you've given back the guvnors belt and you've fallen out with one of the (regular seasons) best quarterbacks around but surely there's some positives. A nice high draft pi.......what? Well at least we've got Shawn Sim..............I'm sorry WHAT? At least we have a great young running ba........... OH FFS.

Ugly season

Hot seat rating: 7 pot brain strain (1,350,000 scoville units): Hot enough to make even prince Andrew sweat.

GM Eli and St Paul   

Win The Division  FAIL
Win a Playoff Game  PASS
Reach in the Impact Bowl  FAIL
Winning Record at home  PASS
Winning Record in Division  PASS

Summary: After going 15-1 last season excitement and expectations were very high. And although McNasty continued to show he's a top 5 running back, the potency of Aaron Kitchen and Max Ramos was alarming. Firstly, Ramos was targeted just 102 times this season. Compared to Bobbit (218), Hightower (153), Pierce (146) and Dickey (143), and you'll see something was up. In fact, he ranked 45th for targets. Less than Ben Ramos. On the surface kitchen throw well, 3000 yards, 23 td's, 102 rating. But last year in limited time through injury he rated 133. I don't think both men can remain, so Eli has some tough decisions on his hands. A successful season, but one that will have people nervous as Eli worries about Cleveland and the emerging Michigan.

Hot seat rating: Chimayo (4,000 scoville units) noticeable contemplation


GM Dazz and Sydney   

Make the Playoffs  PASS
Win the Division PASS
Win a Playoff Game PASS
Sweep Pearl Harbor PASS
Finish top 10 in Points Scored PASS

Some are calling Dazz the best thing to happen to Australia since Scott married Charlene in neighbours and I'm inclined to agree. A team almost impossible to stop scoring, has a wonderful defence where the total is greater than the sum of each part, and seems to get the best out of the plucky, but often forgotten, Steven Hudgins. Exciting to watch, ruthless on both sides of the ball, and with some young future superstars, there's little not to like, and if they had drawn anyone else in the playoffs they'd have had been in the conference final. A couple of key pieces, and Dazz could find himself popping his brother to a HIFL crown.

Hot seat rating: Sweet bell. (0 scoville units) Zero heat, nothing to lose focus


GM Oldfield and Tottenham   


Improve Overall Record (5-11)  PASS
Beat Amsterdam  PASS
Increase Points per game (14.2)  PASS
Consider Trading Beal at deadline if below .500  PASS
Go .500 at home  PASS

Summary: After a poor start where his offense looked lacklustre to say the least, the former Portland GM seems to have had an epiphany and realised that to win games you need a quarterback better than Gunner Cole or Richard Welker. Gone is the mundane football and an exciting 'bats go wild' brand lifted the fans, the staff, and even the media. Somehow, these plucky bunch managed to win their last 3, beat win 4 of their last 5 and beat New Jersey twice to shockingly complete all 5 objections. Is this sustainable? Who knows? Will it be fun to find out? You betcha. And for the GM who's gone 6-10,8-8, 7-9,7-9,6-10 in his 5 year career, straying from the 'norm' may be exactly what he needs.

Hot seat rating: Cubanelle (1000 scoville units) Enough to get the creative juices flowing


GM Doug and Tucson 

Make the Playoffs  PASS
Win the Division  PASS
Improve Points Per Game (23.8)  PASS
Beat Vegas at home  PASS
Beat Alabama FAIL

Summary: often when new GM's take over from established ones at organisations, they go one of two ways. Tear down the very foundations (GM Dario) or don't change anything (GM Fosters). GM Doug showed just what you can achieve with patience, planning, and good math. He identified the players he was happy to let go, like former first pick Boatwright, those he was desperate to keep like corner Jody smith, and where to add to it. He picked up a future superstar in Thomas Maldonado, acquired Juan Kirk which gave him a potent 1-2 pass defence, and got the best out of what he had in the run game. Now, he's the man with the best record in the west, and will soon enter his first conference final. Is GM Doug fresh (really?!?!?) the next GM to find his name in gold?

Hot seat rating: Peppadew: (1,100 scoville units). Self inflected heat to keep you grounded and ready. 

GM Lucas  and Vancouver 

Win 10 Games PASS
Make the Playoffs PASS
Avoid League penalties PASS
Winning Record at home PASS
Win the Division PASS

Summary: GM Edwin Lucas may have not only mortgaged his future, but his Childrens and his childrens childrens to acquire a team of superstars, but it's paid off in he short term with 10 wins, a divisional title and their young organisations first playoff opinion. This is a good year. BUT the offseason will hurt like a Petrovic punt to the Crown Jewels. They'll be tears, they'll be anger, they'll be laughter (from me) and I'm afraid season 15 is as good as it gets.

Hot seat rating: Devils tongue (325,000 scoville units) oh sure it's enjoyably tasty now, but that burning ring of fire is around the corner. Grab the ointment, the frozen toilet roll, the painkillers and get ready for the pain.

GM Cory  and Winnipeg 

Win the impact bowl TBD

Summary: it's hard being the top of the mountain, but Cory has held onto his throne in style through a mixture of great drafting , player friendly deals and picking up guys with funny names. They'll give it a good go, made even more impressive just how difficult it's been shown to run it back.

Hot seat  rating: Canadian Bombshell (0 scoville units ). Not even a real pepper. I made it up. That's how cool his seat it

[GM Eli]

Impact Bowl 15: How We Got Here

It seems like less than a week ago that we were staring down the barrel of the end of the regular season, wondering who would find their way into the wildcard games and who would clinch division crowns. Yet here we are, on the day of the Impact Bowl, having endured the grind of the media scrum throughout the week. We've seen resignations tendered from coaches and a GM, we've seen another move on to new pastures and there's plenty of rumors swirling about others as well. Before we dive into all of that, though, lets reflect on how we got here by looking back at the playoffs up to this point.

Miami Killer Whales 22 vs. Cleveland Mustangs 17
Oh how dare Merv Patton and his crew break my heart like this. The number one defense in the league stormed into Cleveland and shut down one of the most electrifying offenses in all professional football. Patton showed his clutch tendencies and his leadership ability to bring the Killer Whales who looked like they were on the ropes back from being down two touchdowns in the final twenty minutes of the game. If you're wondering, this was the beginning of a trend that would run straight to Charlotte for the big game.

Atlanta Underground 23 vs. Alabama Nighthawks 16
It's never a good thing when the 2nd best running back in the league goes down to an injury early on and you're forced to replace him with a Quarterback who allegedly might have a lot of potential but has looked well... not great. Only to have him go down and to have him be replaced by a guy that I think had to run down to the locker room and put on pads, that's how little he expected to be on the field. Credit to the Nighthawks for it not ending up as a blowout. End of the day, Magic Mazza made it work and put God's least favorite football team out of the playoffs. This game is enough to convince you that the righteous actually might prevail at the end of time.

Sydney Stingrays 25 vs. Lincoln Pride 22
If you've ever been kicked in the gonads before, that is what the entire Lincoln Pride fanbase felt as they watched Smitty Smoke gas their secondary in the closing seconds of this wildcard round. The Prove It Pride had stormed to the lead on the back of a 4th quarter pick six by team captain and all-around class act Ervin Edward only to see it disappear at the death. The end result demoralized Roderick Baker so much that he quit but he might not be the biggest casualty. There are fears that this could be the final game for Ervin which would be sad... but hey! Congratulations to GM Dazz for getting his first playoff win since the last time Jason Blitzer won a playoff game ages ago.

St Paul Lynx 6 vs. D.C. Cobras 3
I don't want to relive this abomination of a game. Neither do you. Lets move on.

Vancouver Wolfpack(indahouse) 28 vs. Pearl Harbor Predators 26
I just absolutely love Dominic Owens. The way he throws the football. The way he leads his football team. The way his hair blows gently in the br... anyway. Tremendous performance by the rookie on this stage that just wasn't enough. Why? Because across from him is another young gun who has a knack for making plays as well in J.D. Corrales. This one was had everything you could ask for in a playoff game and the only disappointing thing about it was that it had to end. This showcase of young QB's should be something the league is touting in advertising meetings around the globe.  Don't forget too at this point GM Lucas had managed to kick the can down the road on that looming luxury tax bill. So... at least he gave the home fans a nice moment before their team is blown to smithereens this offseason.

Winnipeg Arctic Foxes 37 vs. Long Beach Mermen 34
IN HONOR OF GM BIG DOG I WILL SCREAM THIS THROUGHOUT MY CORNER APARTMENT WITH A FOUNTAIN VIEW WHILE IM WRITING MY RECAP OF THIS GAME. IT WAS NICE TO SEE SOME OF THE PLAYERS THAT LONG BEACH PURCHASED FROM CANCUN FOR POCKET LINT HELPING TO KEEP THIS A GAME AND IT WAS NICE TO SEE TREVOR LAWRENCE START TO LIVE UP TO ALL THAT HYPE FROM WHEN HE CAME OUT OF COLLEGE A FEW YEARS AGO. AT THE END OF THE DAY ONLY TWO WORDS MATTERED IN THIS GAME. PATRICK. OWEN.

Atlanta Underground 39 vs. Orlando Stampede 35
I'll be honest with you all... I'm still stunned that this was the end result. At the conclusion of the regular season after the beatdown Orlando put on a healthy Alabama Nighthawks team I was fairly convinced the Stampede were going to trample their way to an Impact Bowl victory. I don't know what kind of juju GM Adam inherited after conquering that alleged curse in Atlanta, but it isn't friendly to number one seeds in the playoffs I know that much. Credit to Magic Mazza for playing a perfect game at quarterback, and to the Underground defense turning up at the death and securing the victory by forcing the very first interception in Jean-Luc Bellerose's HIFL career.

Tucson Stars 22 vs. Vancouver Wolfpack(outtheplayoffs) 17
If the league would like to contribute 10%  of the luxury tax payment that the Wolfpack now have to pay to the league to my bank account you would make me a very happy Clevelander. I might even be able to afford that Beachwood house my wife has been whining about for years. Aside from that, though, can we take a moment to appreciate how good that Quarterback class was from Season 13? Maldy and Corrales played in a classic here. A.J. was in the impact bowl last season. I mean these kids are going to be staples in the HIFL for the next decade. Big plays by Maldanado late in the game secured this victory for the number one seed in the West but man oh man.. I could watch the second half of this game over and over.

Miami Killer Whales 16 vs. St. Paul Lynx 13
Thank you to Merv Patton and Jayson Little for refusing to let the suffering of the collective fanbase of the HIFL continue beyond the divisional round. This game was an abomination too, and one that I didn't think would ever end but because of the mercy of The General, it did. As payment for Pattons services I will require my daughter name her first born son after him.

Winninpeg Arctic Foxes 35 vs. Sydney Stingrays 28
If you ask me the difference in the final score of this game lies in the fact that Winnipeg relied upon their playmaker to make plays (Owen was 24 of 37 with 2 touchdowns) whereas the Stingrays did not (Crawford rushed 18 times for 76 yards). It seems odd given that Sydney has ridden Crawford to a division championship and a playoff victory, but here they required Hudgins to try and keep pace with Owen and Arctic Foxes offense. It was a noble effort but in the end it left them down to wide a gap in the 4th quarter to overcome.

Miami Killer Whales 21 vs. Atlanta Underground 17
Absolutely fantastic game with a heartbreaking finish. I mean HOW do you let that penalty flag fly that late in the game? How do you take away an IMPACT BOWL BIRTH CLINCHING RUN from Adrian McCaffrey if you're that referee? But more than that HOW DO YOU LET YOURSELF GET CAUGHT HOLDING IN THAT MOMENT OF THE GAME?!?!?! Man. Man. The difference here in this game weas clearly the Killer Whales defense. They got an early lead and then were just too much to overcome. But man. Also, something needs to be done about the way the playoff system works. It's insane that a division winner might have to play a game on the road against the LOWEST SEED IN THE PLAYOFFS. I don't care what the records say. It's crazy.

Winnipeg Arctic Foxes 25 vs. Tucson Stars 24
Patty Owen Makes Plays. Do I need to say it again? Patty Owen makes plays. He didn't have his best game. And think about this.. until there were 27 seconds left on the game clock and on their season, he hadn't thrown a touchdown pass ALL GAME. That's how well the Stars played. But Patty Owen makes plays and he did it once again to earn his squad a third consecutive Impact Bowl birth. Do you think anyone remembers that the Arctic Foxes were once a team based in Tulsa with Aaron Kitchen as their starting quarterback and GM Franchise running the show? Yeah... I wouldn't want to remember those days either.

So that's how we got here, folks. That's how we got another Impact Bowl featuring GM's that have been here before and won. The circle of champions survives Season 15 without growing. The question now is will Gates bring himself even with GM Pancho? Will Cory manage to go back-to-back? I'm going to rely on the old cliché that defense wins championships and put my money on the Killer Whales. We'll say the final will be 24-21 in favor of Miami and if Calvin Ridley is reading this, you can funnel your money through me. I won't rat you out.

Tony Brossi - The Land on Demand

[GM Eli]

Tony Brossi's Draft Needs for the Top Ten

Well well well it's your favorite High Impact Football League journalist here to bring you the A+ caliber analysis that I know you've all been thirsting for since the end of the Impact Bowl. With the league going through its annual process of making sure no players are left on rosters after their contracts have expired, along with verifying the finances of each team and their draft capital, let's take some time to consider what each of the top ten picks in the draft could be used on positionally. If you're a GM out there don't get mad if I expose your draft plans. If you're worried something might go wrong I am sure you can trade your entire future to GM Metro for one of his juicy draft picks in the top 42.

Anyway, let's get down to business shall we.

With the first pick in the draft the Louisville Woodpeckers could be selecting a Defensive Tackle, Defensive End, Wide Receiver or maybe even a new Quarterback. One would have to imagine after how well the offense performed near the end of the year that GM Gooch is strongly considering bringing back Ryan Hallquist and focusing his attention on other needs that the Woodpeckers have. But you never know. Maybe there is a Trevor Lawrence type player out there that Buckson falls in love with and just can't let slip by to the Kraken or, even worse, GM Metro.

At number two the freshly sunburned GM Eli and the Cancun Kraken could be selecting a Cornerback, Offensive Tackle, Wide Receiver or Defensive End. But the truth of the matter is that this team needs help literally everywhere except maybe Strong Safety. So while those four areas are likely the biggest concern for the former North East division mainstay, you have to think with so much to fix he'll be picking the best player available regardless of position.

Once again GM Metro and the Las Vegas Scorpions possess the third overall draft pick and for once it isn't because Metro brutally traped one of his peers. Don't worry, he has those picks too and we'll get to them in a minute. I think we will see Metro trade back here for more draft capital, especially after memories of the last time Buckson Gooch and Elijah Weber drafted in front of him (where Trevor Lawrence, Ricky Tarr Jr and Willis McNasty were selected). I think he would be better off choosing from Offensive Tackle, Free Safety, Strong Safety or Defensive End personally. I don't think it was a fluke or some glitch in the simulation of life that lead to the Scorpions winning three games last season. I just think outside of TWII, Gordon Goulet and James Porter the team isn't that good. Or wasn't until he managed to bring in Darren Pierce and Steven Jackson.

The fourth overall pick lands in the hands of GM Franchise (for now) and the Milwaukee Barons. I see them targeting a Quarterback but maybe franchise sees how disastrous last season was and make an effort to establish the offensive line so that whoever is under centered isn't getting murdered every time they drop back. If it's not a Quarterback, Left Tackle or Center, then I think he'll be looking for a Defensive Tackle or a Defensive End. With Franchise, though, who knows. He might end up drafting King Lindsey's brother in the first round if he's on a bender.

With the fifth pick in the draft the currently GMless Seattle Lumberjacks will surely be looking for a Wide Receiver to replace Darren Pierce. But they could definitely use upgrades at both Safety positions and at Linebacker to give quality young linebacker Jeremy Verdin some help. It will be interesting to see if they end up with a General Manager this year. Maybe Jon Hallquist returns to his old team to try and get Arnold Reigns that Impact Bowl victory he so desperately wants. There's work to do. We'll see if Jon, or anyone else, is up for it.

At sixth overall we once again get the chance to see if GM Metro and the Las Vegas Scorpions will make a draft choice after Metro once again treated GM Black Death like a baby he could rob draft picks from without anyone noticing. We've already talked about their needs, so whatever Metro didn't pick at number three (if he picked anyone and didn't trade back) he'll select here. Or maybe he'll trade back again and take someone elses future picks away from them again. After all when you've got a contract that is 10 years long you can just keep kicking the can down the road rather than having to make a decision in the immediate.

And would you look at this, GM Metro doesn't even have to blink after the sixth overall pick because he and the Las Vegas Scorpions have the seventh overall draft pick as well. This time it's because Dario spent more time tweeting than actually being concerned about being able to improve his team. Seriously, someone require these other GM's to let their trades be group vetoed by their peers like is often done in fantasy football. Then these types of things wouldn't be so egregious and I wouldn't have to write about certain people constantly being taken advantage of. Again, Metro picks a player to fill one of the many needs already mentioned, or he does a Metro and sells this pick for more picks later on.

Thank goodness we got beyond the three Vegas picks in the top ten and now we can talk about how GM Oldfield and the Tottenham Bats have the eighth overall selection in this years draft. Adding a surefire weapon at Wide Receiver is likely the primary concern for Tarquan, but maybe he looks to fill that need in free agency instead. If so, he's likely looking at adding a quality running back, offensive tackle or linebacker. Hopefully he makes the right choice as this journalist is hoping he ends his playoff drought in season 16.

The ninth overall selection in this years draft is possessed by GM Kirk and the Charlotte Crows. After a disappointing end to the season this past year, Kirk likely is looking to add more firepower to the offense around Jamie Vardy. Much like Tottenham, Kirk could be looking at running back or wide receiver, along with help on the offensive line and both tackle and guard. If I had to guess it will probably be tackle as one of the constant complaints from Kirk this past season was that his offensive line was a leaky sieve all year long. Protecting Vardy will surely be his top priority.

And at number ten it's GM Strike and the Dallas Mariachis. In what is a make or break year for Strike in Dallas you would think he's going to be looking to add some more explosiveness to his offense as well. I don't know if there's enough running backs to go around so maybe Strike looks to move up from here to get ahead of both Oldfield and Kirk. With the retirement of Kyle Sides and the fact that Scott Berg isn't that great, a big time playmaker at running back would do wonders for taking the pressure off Hilton Keegan. Of course Strike may look to solve that problem in a different way, adding an elite blocker at either tackle or guard on the offensive line. But then again, maybe Strike shocks the world and adds to his defense instead, choosing a big ole hog molly to eat up blocks on the interior at defensive tackle.

It's an exciting time of year but still a lot could change by the time draft day rolls around. Maybe the top ten looks entirely different by then. We shall see. But if you'd like to comment, go ahead and subscribe at The Land on Demand. It's the only way you can tell me how much you appreciate my hard work and give me my flowers like I truly deserve.

Tony Brossi - The Land on Demand

[Talon]

THE ARGUMENT FOR AND AGAINST EACH POTENTIAL HOF NOMINEE THIS OFF-SEASON (OFFENSE EDITION)
by Roy Baker - season 15/16 off-season

The time is drawing near for the HIFL Hall of Fame to add worthy names to its hallowed hall, contributors to the sport who have spend their lives dedicating themselves to the betterment of themselves, their teams, the league, and the sport they love so dearly.   However, the HOF system is flawed.  The worthiness of one man's career is judged by those deemed "qualified" to vote however time and time again we see players, coaches, or even general managers who are worthy of such honors but never receive them because of the trivial nature of one or two voters in any given scenario.

The High Impact Football League Hall of Fame has a tough threshold of 75% from the voters meaning if you do make it, you clearly were head ad shoulders above the competition.   Today we take a look at the names I have heard were receiving votes and discuss the reasons why they should be voted into the HOF and why they should not.     Buckle up, buttercup.   It's time!

QB Caleb Smoak
Career Stats: 178 games, 2965/5000 (59.3%), 43,820 yards, 350 TD, 119 INT, 101.4 QB Rating
Playoff Stats: 8 games, 165/279 (59.1%), 2,446 yards, 12 TD, 5 INT
Why he is in: The All Time passing touchdown leader and 2nd all time in passing yards between hall of famers Gio Hill and Jose Pruitt, Caleb Smoak has always produced no matter what team he was on.
Why he is out: One career playoff win back in Season 7.  Since then Smoak is 0-6 in the post-season and never reached an Impact Bowl, if Championships are your thing, he is clearly lacking.

QB Steven Crawford
Career Stats: 130 games, 2570/4239 (60.6%), 29,262 yards, 181 TD, 109 INT, 84.9 QB Rating
Playoff Stats: 10 games, 191/310 (61.6%), 2,982 yards, 26 TD, 7 INT, 112.1 QB Rating
Why he is in: 8th all time in passing yards. Clutch playoff performer with 7 playoff wins. S5 Impact Bowl Champion, despite his injury he lead the Mermen to the championship game even if he didn't get to see it through.  Still played well down the stretch of his career despite a career altering neck injury during that S5 Impact Bowl.  Lead the Lincoln Pride to a S11 Western Conference Championship game appearance falling short of a return to his third Impact Bowl.
Why he is out: No longer in the top 10 for passing TDs but still in the top 10 in career interceptions. Missed 40 games from 2015-2020 (starting 53 games in that span) never playing a full season after his S5 injury.

WR John Pitts
Career Stats: 142 games, 671 catches, 12,063 yards, 71 TDs
Playoff Stats: 7 games, 40 catches, 762 yards, 5 TD
Why he is in: Despite only having a 9 year career, Pitts never finished a season with less than 1100 yards and in that 1100 yard season he missed the only two games that he missed during that 9-year span.  Pitts was a model of consistency as WR1 in Vegas and later ATL, OAK, CHA, and Long Beach. His only knock was a lower TD total, but he book ended his career with 10 TDs as a rookie and 16 in his final season, the only two years he reached double digit TDs.  Pitts currently ranks 7th all time in receiving yards and is ahead of Alberto Kidwell by 125 yards.
Why he is out: Despite his 7th best receiving yards number Pitts fails to find himself on either the top 10 catch or receiving TD list nor did he ever reach an Impact Bowl.  While he was a great WR during his short career, was he ever the best?

WR Christopher Mackey
Career Stats: 187 Games, 745 Catches, 11,617 yards, 88 TDs
Playoff Stats: 16 Games, 74 Catches, 1,199 yards, 6 TD
Why he is in: 7th all time in catches, 10th all time in receiving yards, and 10th all time in receiving TDs, Christopher Mackey became NJ's WR1 when Eugene McReynolds was shipped to Cleveland. While he never was considered an all-pro, he was always consistently reliable.
Why he is out: 12 years and 11617 yards is less than 1,000 yards per season, did he earn a HOF bid or did he just have a long career where he was good, but never great?

WR Eugene McReynolds
Career Stats: 232 games, 1002 catches, 16,529 yards, 116 touchdowns
Playoff Stats: 21 games, 92 catches, 1,284 yards, 3 TD
Why he is in: The iron man of the wide receiver world, 195 straight starts, the record for all-time catches and yards and 2nd all-time in receiving TDs.  Eugene McReynolds has been a star during his prime and a reliable veteran  later in his career.  After a stretch from 2016-2020 where he had 1300+ yards in every season (1600 in back to back years); he finished his career strong with back to back 1000 yard campaigns in Tucson where he became a massive red zone threat collecting 24 TDs over those 31 games. 
Why he is out: Not a huge playoff performer averaging only 60 yards per game and only scoring 3 TDs in 21 games while playing with high caliber QBs Michael May, Caleb Smoak, Jose Pruitt, and Thomas Maldonado but in reality, Eugene McReynolds should be a first ballot hall of famer, period.

OT Joseph Worthington
Career Stats: 159 Games, 863 Pancakes, 25 Sacks Allowed
Playoff Stats: 10 Games, 68 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Why he is in: S12 Impact Bowl Champion with Miami, Joseph Worthington protected the blindside for MVP Keenan Daley, Christian Sullivan, Mervin Patton, and Thomas Maldonado making all of them look like the superstars they where or are.  He is 4th all time in pancakes across all offensive linemen.
Why he is out: You don't respect O-linemen.

OT George Britt
Career Stats: 175 Games, 965 Pancakes, 28 Sacks Allowed
Playoff Stats: 11 Games, 54 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Why he is in: The former #1 pick of the GM Era, George Britt had a 175 career start streak snapped in his final season when he missed time to injury.  #3 all time in pancakes, Britt was a fixture in Oakland spanning 3+ GMs before moving to Orlando to reunited with GM Rebel, anchoring a line that featured one of the most prolific power run games of all time paving the way for Sumner and Tuilagi to dominate the league in his final season.
Why he is out: You don't respect O-linemen.

[Talon]

THE ARGUMENT FOR AND AGAINST EACH POTENTIAL HOF NOMINEE THIS OFF-SEASON (DEFENSE  AND FRONT OFFICE EDITION)
by Roy Baker - season 15/16 off-season

DT Michael Barclay
Career Stats: 200 games, 701 tackles, 88 TFL, 18 forced fumbles, 8 fumble recoveries, 114 sacks, 1 safety, 1 DTD, 1 blocked punt
Playoff Stats: 11 games, 40 tackles, 9 TFL, 5 sacks, 1 fumble recovery
Why he is in: 13th overall in career sacks and #1 amongst all full time defensive tackles in both sacks and tackles, 3rd in DT tackles for loss. A four time all-star and the owner of a 181 consecutive games played streak, Barclay proved to be worthy of the #1 overall pick in season 3. A 5-season streak of double digit sacks from 2015-2019 he has always been a force to be reckoned with on the interior.
Why he is out: If you want the best at every position represented in the hall, there is very little you can point at other than a lack of championship rings having lost his only Impact Bowl appearance when Miami defeated San Antonio in overtime; but not everyone puts the respect on the work of a defensive tackle.

DT William Mayo
Career Stats: 170 games, 533 tackles, 41 TFL, 15 Forced Fumbles, 11 Fumble Recoveries, 74 sacks, 2 Safety, 1 DTD, 1 Blocked Punt
Playoff Stats: 13 games, 39 tackles, 6 TFL, 4 Sacks, 1 Forced Fumble
Why he is in: 4th in career sacks among all defensive tackles. 2nd in career tackles at defensive tackle . May was a stalwart in the middle of the always dangerous Las Vegas defense.
Why he is out: Mayo never won a ring despite chasing with moves to Alabama and Oakland late in his career; he is not the best DT on the ballot and if you're only sending one, Mayo may have to wait and hope he gets enough votes to stay in the queue for next year.

DT Philip Sanderson
Career Stats: 118 Games, 361 Tackles, 30 TFL, 6 Forced Fumbles, 6 Fumble Recoveries, 58 Sacks, 2 Safeties
Playoff Stats: 11 Games, 28 Tackles, 4 Sacks, 2 Forced Fumbles, 1 Blocked Punt
Why he is in: 10th in sacks among all defensive tackles and an unbelievable presence against the run. Opened holes for linebackers everywhere he ever played, an unsung hero of several top end defenses. Played in three straight Impact Bowls, losing in Michigan, winning in Alabama, and then losing in Alabama in 2020.
Why he is out: Off Field issues lead to short stays in many of his stops including his first club (Atlanta).  A clashing personality and attitude that not all may respect.  Despite having a championship, his stats lack compared to other DTs in the pool.

DE/DT Mario Cavanaugh
Career Stats: 169 Games, 609 Tackles, 146 TFL, 24 Forced Fumbles, 11 Fumble Recoveries, 119 Sacks, 5 Safeties, 2 DTD
Playoff Stats: 3 Games, 9 Tackles, 2 TFL, 2 Sacks
Why he is in: 10th all time in sacks, a hybrid DT/DE depending on the coaching staff, showed great versatility and the ability to play the run and pass. A forced fumble generating machine that could swing momentum with one swipe of his massive bear-paw like hand. 
Why he is out: Almost invisible during his playoff career (2012 and 2019 in Orlando), Cavanaugh was always good, never great.  Always a top 10 lineman, but never the premier pass rusher of his generation.

LB Carroll Lang
Career Stats: 154 games, 916 tackles, 44 TFL, 16 Forced fumbles, 6 Fumble Recoveries, 41 Sacks, 12 INT, 64 PD, 2 DTD, 1 Blocked Punt
Playoff Stats: 11 Games, 66 Tackles, 1 TFL, 2 Sacks, 3 PD
Why he is in: A top 25 tackler despite playing his first 5 years in the American Premier League.  Brought to the league when GM Kirk traded Stephen Cotter from New Jersey to the APL in week 4 of the 2015 season.  With his 400+ tackles not coming with him from the APL there is an argument that Lang really should be in the top five in career tackles if you counted his pre-HIFL stats.
Why he is out: Never a champion and always in the shadow of the best linebacker in the history of the sport, Larry Stevens, Carrol Lang deserves recognition but some voters may miss out on him because he lacks the awards or even the all-star games to add to his resume.

CB Dennis Nelson
Career Stats: 193 Games, 832 Tackles, 1 TFL, 11 Sacks, 31 INT, 211 PD, 2 Safeties, 2 DTD
Playoff Stats: 14 Games, 73 Tackles, 1 FF, 7 INT, 22 PD, 2 DTD
Why he is in: 5th in career pass defenses, 15th in career interceptions, #3 in career tackles at cornerback. Dennis Nelson was an undrafted free agent in 2012 out of the University of Alabama-Birmingham. To parlay that into earning a roster spot in Alabama and two Impact Bowl Championships before carving out a long and consistent career as a shutdown CB1 in Tombstone, Vegas, Lincoln, Pearl Harbor, and then returning to Vegas for his final season, Nelson went from unknown to undeniable and is an inspiration to UDFA's across the country.
Why he is out: 15th on the INT list isn't a lock and Luis Brown who is ahead of him on the all-time INT list (36) is out of HOF contention.

CB Joseph Mullins
Career Stats: 198 Games, 988 Tackles, 2 TFL, 13 FF, 5 FR, 4 Sacks, 38 INT, 218 PD, 7 DTD
Playoff Stats: 12 Games, 72 Tackles, 2 FF, 1 FR, 8 PD
Why he is in:  6th in all time interceptions, 4th in career pass defenses, #1 in career tackles at cornerback. Mullins was also a deadly punt return man during his time in GM TJ's Oakland Silverbacks.  a PBU machine, Mullins may have had even high INT totals if he wasn't so quick to bat balls down, either way he prevented a lot of scores and showed his return ability with 7 defensive touchdowns off of pick sixes.
Why he is out: No championships and only one trip to the Impact Bowl, Mullins never reached the promise land which again, can be a sticking point for some purists.

FS Andrew Roderick
Career Stats: 172 Games, 801 Tackles, 1 TFL, 8 Forced Fumbles, 5 Fumble Recoveries, 25 Sacks, 31 INTs, 56 PDs 1 Safety, 11 DTD
Playoff Stats: 10 Games, 67 Tackles, 2 FF, 1 Sack, 2 INT, 3 PD, 1 DTD'
Why he is in: Ranks 3rd in career DTDs behind only the #1 ranked James Taylor and Alfred Glass, One of only 18 men with 30+ INTs for his career. All this while missing all of Season 7 after the entire league over looked him on the free agent market.
Why he is out: Some people soured on Rd

FS James Taylor
Career Stats: 155 Games, 890 Tackles, 3 TFL, 18 Forced Fumbles, 12 Fumble Recoveries, 21 Sacks, 60 INTs, 116 PDs, 12 DTD
Playoff Stats: 4 Games, 34 Tackles, 1 TFL, 6 INT, 6 PD, 1 DTD
Why he is in: The career leader in interceptions. James TURNOVER Taylor is the son of a legendary football mind and head coach of Team USA Matthew Taylor, Turnover Taylor also leads the league in career defensive touchdowns while racking up nearly 900 career tackles and playing all over the field with a reckless abandon that is rarely seen. One of the premier defensive players of his generation if he isn't in, how can any other safety ever make it?
Why he is out: Taylor never won defensive player of the year award and spent the final two seasons of his career playing in the PFL (against his own wishes I might add).  Not much post season history, but even then, 6 INTs in 4 playoff games is ridiculous.

HC Benson Stark
Career Stats: 96-62-2 (60.62%)
Playoff Stats: 8-8 record (50%), 2 Impact Bowl appearances
Why he is in: One of the most winningest coaches of the early GM era as well as the mastermind behind the Dragons' 16-0 S7 which boasted the leagues #1 offense and #1 defense.  Starks' Dragons reached the playoffs in 8 straight seasons from S1-S8 along with two trips to the Impact Bowl. Starks' coaching tree also spawned Tony Sanchez and Joan Swope, both who have had great success as head coaches on their own.
Why he is out: 50% win percentage in the playoffs, no championships despite two Impact Bowl berths, and a rough final two seasons in New Jersey that were his only two without a trip to the playoffs could continue to keep Benson Stark out of the hall.

GM Jon Hallquist
Career Stats: 101-59 (63.13%)
Playoff Stats: 7-5 (58.33%) 2 Impact Bowl Championships
Why he is in: Currently 2nd in all-time and regular season wins among all general managers. GM Jon took the DC Cobras who were the worst franchise in the HIFL from S1-S4 and quickly turn them into a back-to-back league champion in season 6 and 7. GM Jon also never had a losing season, going .500 in his first year with DC and going .500 in both halves of his season between DC and SEA going 4-4 with both teams.
Why he is out: GM Jon struggled to get DC back to the playoffs after losing QB Christian Sullivan to free agency after the S7 Impact Bowl lasting just one and a half seasons in DC after their last championship.  Upon arriving in Seattle he managed to partner with Elias Ibrahimovic to change the fortunes of the Lumberjacks, but despite 4 straight playoff appearances his teams only managed a single victory. In S14 the team failed to reach the playoffs prior to GM Jon's retirement.

[GM Oldfield]

THE HIFL OFF-SEASON REVIEW

Did you really think I would go a whole offseason without at least one editorial?

SHAME ON YOU!

Anyway, here's a review of how each GM fared this offseason. Enjoy!

Alabama

How did they fare?

A fairly quiet offseason for Pancho's men, as his focus remained on adding players from his IFAF affiliate in Juan Pablo Salgado and Paco Flores. Will they help Alabama avoid a third straight disappointing playoff? Only time will tell.

How was the draft?

Adding Shaver, Damico and Blocker adds great depth to his front 7 on defence, while Gault will ensure his run game isn't as heavily reliant on Williams and Ortega. Good selections which align with Alabama 'win now' ethos.

What are they missing?

As always I feel Alabama are lacking that true superstar receiver, while Hawkins and Dekker may well end up with long term back injuries from carrying that secondary.

Season prediction?

If Ortega is healthy, and the two Mexican imports click, Alabama should fully expect to add another divisional title to their trophy cabinet, as well as banish their playoff hoodoo.

Overall rating

7/10

Amsterdam

How did they fare?

With their offensive style and potency quite established in T-Bone's 4th year in charge, their focus was very much on their defence,  bringing in former South Carolina head coach Joseph Blaylock in as DC and adding Metzler from Vegas via a trade as well as Dutch natives Frenkie Kluivert,  Pim De Jong and Gio Van Bronkhorst. Clearly unhappy with his teams inability to stifle the run, GM t-bone will hope personnel changes in both staff and players on defence will booster his run defence.

How was the draft?

Much like the theme of his offseason, Still and Murry will attempt to boost his run defence, while the shrewd addition of Francis hill at running back will add some much needed speed

What are they missing?

Questions will surely asked about whether Kluivet and Hill can replace the big holes left with the retirement of Pugh and loss of Sherman, and wether enough young blood has come in to halt a decline that saw them drop from conference champions to third in their division

Season prediction?

They were far behind DC last season, who have also improved dramatically. A year of disappointment awaits Europe's second best team

Overall rating 7/10

Cancun

How did they fare?

A new era for Cancun under  GM Eli has began solidly with some good drafting, shrewd trading and a couple of blockbuster signings. They had a couple of hiccups, such as sending contracts to the league before players signed it, but for the first time since their introduction to this league, Cancun fans can be optimistic of their futures.

A young Head coach in Jackson Rhodes, a bucket load of exciting rookies including 5 of the top 50 picks, and another IFAF talent in Junto Saito. Cancun may not blast out of the gates this season, but Alabama, Miami and Orlando should look over their shoulders, because this organisation is no longer the Gulf coasts whipping boys.

How was the draft?

With three of the first 12 picks in the draft Eli needed to make them count and boy did he! Rosa was the best prospect in the draft bar none, Archibald is a future franchise QB, and Shrader is an absolute monster. All three should be lynchpins of the organisation for years to come. Adding Harris at linebacker and Ortiz at running back means a great return this year.

What are they missing?

Experience is the quick answer, particularly in key positions, but my biggest concern is slinger will have no one to sling it to. Hutcherson isn't a WR1, Hickson is a possession receiver, and Crawford   Has 10 years of hard HIFL graft under his belt. When Slinger looks downfield, he's likely only going to see opposition jerseys.

Season prediction?

They'll finish 4th in their division, but they'll turn heads and certainly won't be pushovers.

Overall rating 8/10

Charlotte 

How did they fare?

GM Kirk didn't hide his anger at last seasons disappointing placing, and so it's no surprise wholesale changes took place this offseason. Out the door were guys like Wimplemen, McIntyre, Dotson, Sanderson and Kelly and in we're guys like Glaze, Cotter, Poe,  Bear, Gossett and Mkhwanazi. What they lack in team adhesion they'll hope to make up in talent and enthusiasm as new cordinators Neuman and Maxfield get to work in training camp.

How was the draft?

After trading away all bar one of his picks, Kirk picked up Brian Johns in the 3rd. Not really much else to say.?!?

What are they missing?

Defensively they look strong; decent pass rush from the front 4, decent backers and depth in the secondary. But it's offensively I worry. Can Carmona and Crenshaw step up and become a decent run threat? Can Andres Henry bring a spark into the receiving corps? And most importantly, can Poe, Bear and co keep Vardy upright? Time will tell.

Season prediction?

On paper they look better than last season, having sacrificed young potential for ready made talent. With Myrtle Beach in year one, Atlanta having no GM, and Franchise being Franchise, a divisional title looks on the cards


Overall rating 9/10

Cleveland

How did they fare?

It's a real shame that Cleveland's offseason will be almost exclusively judged on Wayne's decision to sign a 68 year old at corner who last played football during the Carter administration. But that's the cross we bare as GM's. It's all fun and games, but if he ever takes to the field then Ed won't be the only Gm responsible for a death this offseason

How was the draft?

Rumours circulate that Scott Owens is a potential problem child while Kevin Duncan had a bag of potential but will no doubt be a slow burner. Hudson looks strong, but two centres and a full back? So-so

What are they missing?

Less corners of pensionable age? Sure, but age in general is a bit of a concern. No one really wants to roll into training camp with a WR1 who is 36 and never set foot on a HIFL Pitch, while national treasure Sean Johnson just cannot continue to defy the winds of time and put up massive numbers. Offensively, another season relying on the supernatural ability of Field may be on the cards.

Season prediction?

The north east is an interesting division where I can see them, Michigan or St Paul coming out on top. But if Collins can continue to pound the rock, and if Lubanzi Ntali hits the ground running, I think their superstar under C gives them the edge

Overall rating 5/10

Dallas

How did they fare?

I wonder how HIFL players feel that the bulk of so many players offseason budget went on IFAF talent. And yet, GM's will still wonder why the PFL is turning heads. Dallas the latest team to send cash across the border with the purchase of Rodolfo Azevedo in a bid to keep Hilton Keegan upright. Book balancing or not, losing Leake, a man who recorded a monster 109 tackles and 25 TFL's last season, is a massive loss to Dallas' defence, although De La Cruz and the returning Colvin should help. Adding Holiday and securing Saofaiga should help give Hilton someone to throw to.

How was the draft?

Brinkley is a stud and will anchor that front line for years to come while Sewell will add to depth to the WR pool. Although Shea was polarising a lot of the so called 'experts', with some calling him in the best backer in the draft while others labelling him a bust on account of his god awful speed, a third round pick seems like a good dice roll. Not a boat load of picks from Dallas, but some good picks none the less.

What are they missing?

While Dallas are fairly set in most aspects my biggest fear is in the running game. My gut instinct is that Scott Berg doesn't have the ability to step up into that RB1 role, and I think the one disappointment from coach Dean Hoffman will have will be the failure to replace Sides.

Season prediction?

They'll be the best team in Texas, that's for sure. But with Tucson continuing to go from strength to strength, and Las Vegas expected to bounce back, Dallas will struggle to reach that playoff birth.

Overall rating

7/10


DC

How did they fare?

DC have arguably had the best offseason in HIFL, bringing in BIG time playmakers on both sides of the ball. Running superstar who can also be a big receiving threat? Check. Huge corner to partner Barkley? Check. Pass rush improvement check? I mean, find me a better secondary in football than Barkley, Basham, Molina,  Mattheiu and Bostic. I'll wait.........

There are some worried at WR and the O line, but if their big players stay fit and play to their potential, fans could soon be celebrating their first success since old man Jon  nearly a decade ago.

How was the draft?

Did they have any picks?

Checks notes

Oh right......... Ocasio should be a nice addition I guess.

What are they missing?

I mean is Larry Legg better than Lindsay? Could they be a missed field goal away from immortality?

Season prediction?

Divisional title, deep run, perhaps an appearance at Impact bowl 16

Overall rating

9.125/10

Kansas City

How did they fare?

Urgh.

He's into his 4th season now and I am yet to feel that GM-come-Kicker-come-occasional QB-come-walking meme  Dario has a true direction and path he wants to take this team in order to compete with the heavyweights in his division. Sure, he's finally acquired a franchise QB in Alejandro McGhee but he drafted BADLY. Likely REALLY. BADLY.

This is a prove it year for the passionate GM, who's loyalty and dedication for the game has failed to materialise success so far. My gut feeling tells me that parting ways next offseason may well be the best option for both parties and gives TD a chance to start afresh.

How was the draft?

Oh the horror. The abject horror.

David Thomas was predicted to be lucky to get drafted. Clearly he had done 0 scouting there. While William Atherton is immensely talented, he has a list of off field issues as long as your arm, and will piss off 90% of the locker room.

What are they missing?

I mean there is lots to like about Kansas' city where the sum of the whole is very much greater than the individual parts and many of their players look better on the field then they do on paper. Rivers was fantastic last season, and York is one of my favourite backs in the league and deserves a starting berth. On defence Jack has reached the level of 'elite backer' while guys like Plunkett, Alcatar, Big bear and Avila may not be 'stars' but deserve recognition. What they lack is two fold; a true superstar to elevate the team on either side of the field, and a clear direction. Are they a run first team or are they gonna let McGhee loose? What is the bruins brand?

Season prediction?

The hardest division will likely see them sit 4th.

Overall rating

5/10

Las Vegas

How did they fare?

Pick enthusiast GM Metro did what he does most offseason, trading as much into the following seasons draft as possible, was selective about who he actually took, and continued his quest for completing an entire  first round set one year. Miami and Orlando's first are now in his possession for next season, Jon done.

Player wise, he knew he had the best 1-2 receiver combo in HIFL to aid his young QB, and so his priority was protecting him. Antetokounmpo from IFAF and Rookie Miguel Cassidy will surely do just that,  while adding O'Connell and 2Face Obaje ensures his pass rush isn't solely reliant on Talon Wilkinson.

How was the draft?

Cassidy will slot deliciously into Right tackle, while O'Connell ensures his pas rush is pretty gruesome. Velasco will help maintain Metros ethos of always having a wicked secondary, while Brice and Brown will also supplement what he already has. 5 firsts, job done.

What are they missing?

Minus a first class running game, Vegas look overpowered in almost ever other facet of their game. But they'll success will be determined by Micah Larkin, as he takes the reigns under Center.

Season prediction?

Back to the playoffs looks a certainty, but can Larkin take them all the way?

Overall rating 9/10


Lincoln

How did they fare?

From the ridiculous to the sublime for GM Evans. On a positive note, reuniting father and son to play together was a stroke of genius as he acquired Elvis Edward in a trade that sent Miguel Oliver the other way with a first. On a negative, he nearly caused a diplomatic incident after signing Martin Rasasen, deciding to scout him AFTER the ink was dry, and then ship him off to Music City once he read the report. Opting for Ginobili junior under centre next year means there's two father son combos in Lincoln, while getting back only one half of blitz and hammer could leave things sour.

How was the draft?

Downing is particularly average, but then what do you expect with a 5th round pick?

What are they missing?

Not much! Very strong on both sides of the ball, if a little shallow in some positions. But like most teams, they will leave and die by their new Qb, and Evans decisions to opt for family connections over a quarterback who finished the season with a top 10 passers rating last year will either look a stroke of genius, or be the sword with which he has to fall on

Season prediction?

Can they push Winnipeg not just in the division but for the title?

Overall rating

8/10

Long beach

How did they fare?

A quiet, but calculated offseason by GM BIG DOG, as she supplemented the pieces she already had to continue to evolve in year 2 of her regimen. Picking up the high in demand Richard Pina, Paul Hussey, Earl Christian and Marcus Jackson all on defence shores up any potential weaknesses while Oluwadamilola Obi will add dynamic ability to long beach's run game.

How was the draft?

Outside of Cassidy, Richard Rouse was the most exciting offensive linesman to enter the draft for me, and will no doubt be a future left tackle for years to come.

What are they missing?

I guess if you were to be hyper critical they don't have an elite pass rusher, although Diamond and his 18 sacks is not to be sniffed at. And while Okafor will be heavily relied upon to fill the hole left by Mullins retirement, I a, yet to be convinced he can justify his hefty price tag. But all in all long beach are strong (no, I refuse to use the term strong beach).

Season prediction?

I think they've improved again this season, so I would heavily bet on them returning to the playoffs once again .

Overall rating

9/10

London 

How did they fare?

In GM Oldfields second season now and offensively they look very different to how they started season 14. Adding speed at running back with Robles and Vaughan, bringing in different options at wide recover with Pike and Littlejohn, and bringing in Roberts to line up opposite Patten. Their biggest gain however was probably in the coaching set up, bringing in Frosty Murdoch and Gary Hunter to ensure they get the very best out of their defence. They certainly look stronger then last year, but is it enough to push their way through an extremely competitive division?

How was the draft?

They had a lot of picks, and on the whole, got what they needed from them. Drafting a strong safety at 8 is never going to excite fans or pundits, but Funks combination of speed and power should at least trouble teams. Picking up Martino in the second is a great find, with many analysts labelling him a top 10 pick in a deep, deep draft for DT's, while adding Littlejohn and Vaughan is a real injection of speed on the skill positions and something they desperately needed.

What are they missing?

They are deep at WR without having a real superstar, and deep at corner without having a real recognised CB2. In order for London to be successful they will be heavily reliant on Waddle, Ashby, Berry, Creed and Newell all stepping up. RT worries me. I just don't see Sean Lewis as a long term solid option.

Season prediction?

I mean it's Oldfield, so likely 7-9.

Overall rating 7/10

Miami

How did they fare?

Gates' offseason was largely about balancing the books, given how far the acquisition of Patton had put them over budget, coupled with the fact they needed to bringing the bank to ensure Freese and Little stayed. Out were 2Face, John Bear, James Gonzales, Craig Watkins, Todd Pike, Joseph Hickson and Ali Muhammad. Shrewd acquisitions such as Van Driver, Gray and Berlin, coupled with the 'diamond in the rough' Kidwell in the draft should help soften any blow from those losses. All in all, decent business

How was the draft?

Noah York was a top 5 DT in a very deep pool and will be pro ready immediately, while the aforementioned Clyde Kidwell may have been mostly ignored at the combine but will go in at WR2 immediately. Finally, Henry Fagan will slot into a rotation with Berg opposite of Freese and ensure they remain a threat from the edge.

What are they missing?

Honestly, I can't see one. I guess the only question is can Merv Patton, now into his 13th season in HIFL remain at the elite level? If so, we could very well see them back in the impact bowl.

Season prediction?

A divisional title and another conference championship for me. Certainly the team to beat in the east.

Overall rating 8/10

Michigan

How did they fare?

With no draft stock and nothing more then pocket lint for funds, Michigan's first priority was moving a few pieces and they did that with aplomb. No team needs 700lb of furious power in the interior defensive line and so moving Glaze was a great move, while he picked up some absolute bargains in Brian Ezell, Gerald Barajas and Joseph Blocker.

It wasn't all puppy dogs and rainbows for HIFL's favourite former convict, as Fosters incurred a penalty fine and pissed off the French by forgetting what he owed in IFAF funds. Plus there was grumbling from agents of embarrassing offers that led to his calls being blocked for a while, but all in all, a solid offseason. 

How was the draft?

Jamar Moran is seen as a bit of a risk by some experts but I feel he can really add some depth to Michigan's defensive line, while Cedric Homan should also hold his own in sub packages.

What are they missing?

If there high potential players step up? Not a lot to be honest. Sure they'd like a more reliable RB1 or better interior O line help, but if guys step up, and. Rogers has the offseason the misters hope for, they'll be a force. 

Season prediction?

As mentioned before the north-east is a tricky division to predict, but my gut instinct tells me 2nd in the division and sneaking into the playoffs

Overall rating 8/10

Myrtle beach 

How did they fare?

Massive turnover in the organisation formerly known as Louisville, as we very much expected, but   Gooch's first offseason in the GM Chair hinges on two keys acquisitions; Jaylon Winston and Horour Bjarnason.

Winston is a natural born winner with elite arm strength and one of the sharpest minds in college football; his skillset SHOULD translate to the pros but we've seen numerous examples of the years when that just hasn't been the case. And while it's pure fact that Bjarnason is an absolute monster on the line , when your paying a man 30.5M a year you need a guaranteed 25 sacks per season. He's been playing in the minors for a season. Will there be some transition time?

Don't get me wrong, Gooch has made some other great signings (notably Webb, Baugh and Bowers) but it's those two that will really define how successful these extinct proboscidean's season goes.

How was the draft?

Winston may not have been the best rated player In the draft per se, but he was the obvious choice none the less given their need for a franchise quarterback. He'll have good days and bad days, but his winning mentality and incredible ability should give the organisations fans renewed help. Elsewhere, good additions at DT and WR as well as relatable tight end equates to a solid draft. 

What are they missing?

A season of bedding in? Likely. Some depth in key positions? Almost certainly. Passion? Definitely not.

Season prediction?

I don't know how many teams go from 1st overall pick to playoffs. I think Atlanta managed it? But I can't imagine it happens a lot. Give  their divisional is probably the weakest however, and if Charlotte self-destruct under Kirk again, a divisional title isn't outside the realms of possible.

Overall rating 9/10

Music City

How did they fare?

At the time of writing it's difficult to judge HIFL's favourite socialite, as he currently sits above the cap and unable to lock in. Trading for an international player who had already rejected you, just after Lincoln had CLEARLY scouted him shows stupidity at a level you wouldn't expect with his experience, while overpaying for the likes of Goodman, Ryan Ryan (at 5M per Ryan) has landed him in cap mess. And while he managed to get rid of a few ugly contracts in Ouellette, Pulley and Seal, acquiring Sammie Wyant means he he spending 18MM on two DT's that aren't going to bring about the statical value you'd expect.

It's not that he's had a 'bad' offseason; giving the majority of last years squad a season so he can assess the squad is not a bad idea, but he just shouldn't be in the cap room he is in. He's spending just 7.5MM on his Qb room, meaning there is significant imbalance elsewhere. Nearly 50 million among 4 linebackers, 30 million on 3 corners, 21 million on 2 receivers etc. overall, failure to properly manage his wallet will cost him this season. A shame because the squad as a whole look good.

How was the draft?

Ben Griffin will be a solid right tackle, but Larry Ho in the third round when there was so many quality options at running back was a reach

What are they missing?

Being within cap? Outside of that, depth is an issue, with a lot of UDFA within the squad. My biggest concern position wise is on the o line, where a rookie OT, some average guards and Sutton will be heavily relied upon.

Season prediction?

Talent wise they should be competing with Charlotte for the division in my eyes. But who knows what things will look like when they are finally within limits.

Overall rating 5/10

Oakland

How did they fare?

Unlike other organisations, Oakland invested heavily in American talent rather than testing the international market, picking up BBB hot property in Immaculate Perfection  and Knowledge action-Carter, as well as signing Mac Richard, Robert Simmons and John Fredrickson (on a bargain deal!). That, and picking up a couple of young linebackers in the draft make for a positive offseason, even if they did lose Clint Dickey and Hollywood experience in the shake up.

How was the draft?

Rojas was the best linebacker in the draft in a lot of 'experts' eyes and should be ready to slot straight in alongside Perfection and Fredrickson, while Lay is one to look out for in the future. Clearly Improving at linebacker was oaklands draft plan, and it came off

What are they missing?

As long as there's no long term effects to Daley's injuries they should be strong, especially if the two new BBB hit the ground running.

Season prediction?

Oakland were  the only team in their division not to make the playoffs last season, and I expect this division to be an absolute blood bath. If Daley stays fit they should improve on their 7-7-1 record from last year.

Overall rating

9/10

Pearl Harbour

How did they fare?

A pretty quiet offseason for the boys from Hawaii. Rinaldi picked up Gallagos to fortify his interior o line as we lol as ............. Runs through notes ............Willie Gas?

How was the draft?

With his best pick being in the third round Rinaldi picked up Joshua Canady, a running back who can be both a rusher and receiver, and has a very high ceiling. Nice pick up that will suit Pearl harbours style.

What are they missing?

My fear for Pearl Harbour is that they may well be a victim of stagnation. They haven't lost any real pieces but haven't gained much either. Unless guys like Owens and Fox take that real leap forward into the elite spectrum then I fear Oakland and Long Beaches improvements may leave Pearl harbour in the dust. 

Season prediction?

Could Pearl harbour be the first team to finish bottom of their division with a winning record?

Overall rating 6/10

Portland

How did they fare?

When I was at Portland I was told in no uncertain terms that my coach would walk (well, wheel) out if I traded Edwards. I also once turned down four firsts to draft him. The former rookie defensive player of the year had 161 (that's not a typo) tackles last year, bettered only by 5 players, and only missed 3 (less than anyone else to achieve over 150 tackles). To say I'm shocked he now plays for the pride is an understatement.

And with that draft pick, they signed a Guard who will probably spend the first couple of years of his pro career sitting on the bench.

Elsewhere, I like the addition of Harry Ham to cement that incredible O line, while his biggest piece of business was earlier in the season when he acquired Richard Rainey and a full training camp will do wonders for his offense

How was the draft?

I can understand bringing back Beatty; the guys one of the best pass blockers around and your quarterback will appreciate it. But then why draft a guard? Or why keep Walsh?

Anyway, outside of that, Keith Taylor looks a good addition, and Noel Torrez could end up being a crafty pick long term.

What are they missing?

Elvis Edward

Season prediction?

Despite the trade Faux Pas, GM Josh has assembled a competitive outfit which offensively is strong in both facets and should be able to put points on the board. With Seattle being rebuilt, Vancouver in financial disarray, and Salt lake GMless, this may be the season for Portland to finally do it.

................Or they'll finish 7-9

Overall rating 6/10

Rapid city 

How did they fare?

Under GM Wrong, Rapid city have improved in a number of key areas this offseason that should have the inferno faithful optimistic once again. Teddy Glass on a long term contract for 20MM a season may well be the deal of the offseason, especially for a team who were dead last in passing yards given up last year. Adding Hercules link at running back gives them a nice speed/power combo which screams of Blitz and hammer, while acquiring Stefan Jackson in a trade gives him that filthy speed that everyone yearns for at receiver.

How was the draft?

Danny Houser at linebacker and Robert Roderick at corner give Wrong much needed defensive depth and allow the boys to develop at their own pace without too much pressure. A decent draft, without the picks to blow anyone away

What are they missing?

Losing, and more importantly, not replacing a stud like Webb at linebacker might bite him in the backside, while at free safety they have four guys but none that give me fanny flutter. Offensively, they are ripped in the skill positions, but the o line still looks a bit of a work in progress.

Season prediction?

A tough division, but as much as they won't enjoy competing with Winnipeg and Lincoln, the feeling will be mutual. Playoffs should be the goal.

Overall rating 9/10

San Antonio

How did they fare?

On any stag weekend there's always that one lad who completely overdoes it night one. 30 shots, 2 lap dances and a giant kebab, and he's done. Come night two he's penniless and too hungover for paintball. BD is the HIFL equivalent of that lad, spending a whopping 44 million convincing Golden, Lane, Ginn and Fusco to return. That, coupled with some odd trades where he lost all his best trade capital for some back ups, and BD found himself penniless before combine had even begun.

For a team who went 5-11 last year, simply resigning your expiring players on swollen contracts probably isn't the way to improve.

How was the draft?

A couple of 5th round picks? Not gonna set the world on fire unfortunately

What are they missing?

Pretty much the same as last year, without an experienced QB. Hoak will have to hit the ground running, while lacking quality protection, while the combination of Wharton and Darby in the run game doesn't really justify their combined 20+ million price tag. Defensively, they lack a true partner for Harlow, and their secondary is full of holes.

Season prediction?

Much the same as S15. Disappointment

Overall rating 6/10

Seattle

How did they fare?

The first job for Stark was correcting the financial mess Seattle found themselves in after years of steroid abuse had caused Arnold Reigns to forget what a financial cap was. Obaje hadn't even had a cup of Starbucks before he was packed off to vegas, while Frank Cleveland headed to Tucson. A necessary evil that allowed him to keep some big heavyweights including Kevin Sherman, Ricky Tarr and Anthony Smith.

Some odd choices occurred later down the line, such as a 5MM contract for a DT who had 1 tackle last year and going into training camp with 5 running backs, but all together there are some
fun aspects to the team I am looking forward to like Kiki Ackerman, Robert Marshall as a wide receiver, Erich Brownlee and Jonathan Albertson. 

How was the draft?

It was a deep draft at Guard and Charles Higgins is a great replacement for the departing Kilgore, really solidifying that O line now which features Damico, Smith and Furman already. Going into a season with an inexperienced QB and giving him such protection i a fantastic move.

What are they missing?

For a team in year 1 of a project, they look good. Incredible O line, solid run game with lots of bits and pieces, a solid defensive line and good secondary. Where I worry is at linebacker and wide receiver; I'm not convinced Verdin is ready to take on the role of the middle linebacker, and their top 3 receivers are a converted QB, a second year guy who put up less than 200 yards last year, and a man who found himself down the depth chart at the worse performing franchise last seasons
 
Season prediction?

They should be fun to watch and difficult to set up against as they utilise a lot of Swiss army gadgets on offense under Timothy Manning. A fairy open division it's hard to judge but I reckon around the 0.500 mark.

Overall rating 8/10

St Paul

How did they fare?

GM Bennett, taking over from good friend GM Eli, has done a good job at maintaining the bulk of last years squad despite budget constraints. Keen to make your own mark, it would have been easy to split up Kitchen and Ramos after their very public spat for example, but there is a lot to be said for saying 'you two are both fantastic, both professional, so make it work'.

The majority of Bennett's offseason activity had financial shrewdness in mind but that doesn't mean there weren't some nice trades or signings. Gunner Cole is a great back up who was probably thrown in too quickly, while Ryan Peacock, Patrick Renault and David Black all help bulk up their defensive in important areas. A reserved and calculated offseason.

How was the draft?

A pretty good one. Hyatt was one of a only a a select few corners who could could come and immediately perform, while Light and Cheng are two of my favourite late draft picks, both of which could be starting in 2 seasons time. Yeah, pretty decent with what he had.

What are they missing?

I mean the bulk of the team is still the same one that managed to get 15-1 two seasons ago, and although some of those key players would have significant wear and tear since then, they look a strong unit. Free safety may be their biggest weakness; I'm not sure Ortega or Judge deserve to start. But then it's free safety? How important is it? The other big question is can Ramos still do it at 35?

Season prediction?

I've already made this comment twice, but Cleveland, Michigan or St. Paul could win this division, so it'll be fun to see which team sticks their neck above the parapet.

Overall rating 8/10

Sydney

How did they fare?

Sydney we're a team that performed well last season but knew the value of not resting on their laurels, valuing continual improvement over maintaining the status quo. Re-signing late trade Jeffrey Lilley is ensures his pass rush remains a threat, while the additions of Willie Castle, Ali Muhammad and Roger Hardwick add strength to both sides of the line.

His trades were a mixed bag however. Cooney for Wyant and a bit of unwanted international funds is an absolute home run, but I feel he could have got more for long beachs first (which turned out to be a complete waste anyway). A decent offseason none the less that ensures they continue to build on last years momentum.

How was the draft?

Like his brother, Dazz seems to have a profound allergy to the draft system, Opting to continue to draft back to relative obscurity. I'm sure the 6th round picks are nice and all, but not much to say from a review standpoint.


What are they missing?

The biggest question mark still is, and will always remain, Steven Hudgins. His brand of mistake free, turnover free passing looks great when your leading but is he the guy under centre you place faith in when your a score down and on your own 5 yard line going into the final 2 minutes?


Season prediction?

Such a tough division with Oakland ready to bounce back and both Pearl harbour and Long Beach solid. This division could once again get three playoff teams, and Sydney's success rests on Crawford continuing to churn out yards and Hudgins style still hitting the mark. They could go 11-5 and finish top, or go 9-7 and finish bottom. The most fascinating of all the divisions. 

Overall rating 8/10

Tucson

How did they fare?

The draft was one to forget for GM fresh wasn't it? Selecting a PFL player who never declared for the HIFL draft isn't a good look.

Outside of that faux pas, Tucson strengthened. They jumped on the IFAF train, brining in Greek LB Vasilakos, while also shoring up that o line with Redd and maintaining that outstanding 1-2 cornerback punch with keeping Juan Kirk.

How was the draft?

He'll be a slow burner but I like Guthrie at OT. He's got a great attitude, a level head and a strong work ethic. He'll be a future Lt with the right training. Troy Upton is a bit of a consolation prize. I imagine he hoped some of the most dynamic and exciting running backs dropped.

What are they missing?

My only real concern is at running back. Dunlap performed admirably last season but without Chris Johnson to put in the hard graft I have my reservations he can be the true bell cow, and Upton is at least a year away from taking on that kind of work load. I hope Maldy's arms ready for that extra reps.

Season prediction?

Expect a vegas backlash, expect Dallas to improve, expect San Antonio to...... we'll never mind. But with the squad GM Fresh has assembled should skip into the playoffs with relative ease.

Overall rating 7/10

Vancouver

How did they fare?

GM Lucas had a tough job this offseason, having no draft stock and a tax bill to make even Jimmy Carr blush. But.....,.....l I mean the dude killed a man.

This should be a lesson in his trading addiction. Think things through before throwing offers around like crazy. This is no joke, it's peoples lives. Hopefully the abundance of FG contracts he's sIgned this offseason will stem the flow of his player juggling.

Some good contracts, such as Gamboa, Boyd black and Daniel Bannister will all help plug the holes from his offseason exodus, but spending 3MM on an undrafted center, filing paperwork with the wrong name, and circumventing agents and being slapped with tampering really doesn't help his image. 

How was the draft?

Fonseca has a lot of potential, although it will be a baptism of fire this season.

What are they missing?

He's managed, by hook or by crook, to keep the basic skeleton of a good side, although injuries will cripple him; he has 14 UDFA's . His O line will struggle against some of the defensive bullies, I already feel bad for two rookies going up against Ricky Tarr Jr twice a year. And at wide receiver they have definitely taking a kick to the balls; Johnson is great but is he ready to be the primary go to guy?

Season prediction?

An interesting team in a chin scratching division. Could finish 1st, could finish 4th. I look forward to the drama. I just hope he doesn't kill anyone else

Overall rating 4/10

Winnipeg

How did they fare?

Honestly how does he do it? Like, tell me you're secret. Every year I think he's going to get weaker as he struggles to keep together all his key pieces, and yet he manages to make things work. Despite losing Leveseque the signings of Ambrose and Snow mean it doesn't feel like a drop. Kellog heads off and is replaced by the exciting highwater. Lose Wentworth at guard, but acquire Marion Weathers.

Sigh.

How was the draft?

Marion weathers will slot straight in to the void left at guard, while Yang at tight end will certainly contribute immediately.

What are they missing?

A third trophy?

Season prediction?

I mean, they'll win it again won't they?

Overall rating 8/10

[GM Oldfield]

MY TOP 10 FOR SEASON 16 (PART 1)

In a bid to generate some lively debate please find enclosed my top 10 players in each position, starting with the offence.

Running back

10: Daniel Collins - Running backs on teams with a dual threat quarterback seem to often be ignored, but DC is experienced enough to know what his team needs from him and achieve it
9: Andrew Dillon - Nearly 2000 total yards last year, can he better it? 
8: Running wolf - I mean the boy has running in his name. Can that be any more apt?
7: Courtney Crawford - Some regression from wear and tear but he was top of the yardage column last season for a reason.
6: Maria Crews - People mustn't forget she's a former MVP now hitting her prime and ready to help Miami go one step further next year
5: Jerry Jarvis - Missing the ying to his yang in junior Jones, but still a constant threat with the rock in his hands
4: Pegasus Williams - he'll be needed more than ever with ortega on the physio table, which could really see him break out this season.
3: Alesana Tuilagi - last years mvp will continue to steamroll through defences.
2: Willis McNasty - A vital cog in St Paul's aspirations and a guaranteed 1800+ yards on the ground no doubt.
1 Adrian McCaffrey - A do it all type back who may be the final peice in the puzzle for DC and Shaun saint

Full back

10: Christopher Sanchez - Great blocker, loved by fans and GM Bennett alike .
9: Stephen Treadwell - I really should have done a top 5 for fullbacks
8: Sami Ozil - Lower down because he's more a duel RB/FB type but his skillset can be overlooked
7: Ricky Muir - Pancake machine and a big reason Tucscon get their best from their running game
6: Vernon Cota - Man, 10 full backs is lot to work through
5: Tonka Dozer - The Texas wrecking ball combines his phenomenal strength and suprising pace to be a useful weapon in Vancouver, who gave up a 6th round pick to sign him.
4: Ronald Wizard - Gives Amsterdam that bit of magic outside of hallucinogenic's. 
3: Randall Kozlowski - Vital to how KC's offense operates, ensuring Wolf and York have space to strut their stuff
2: Matthias Fuscher - Blocking beast who continues to bail out charlottes o line.
1: John Peyton - dressing Leader, great blocker, can rush the short yard stuff. Job done

Wide receiver

10: Justyn Ross - If Trevor Lawrence is to break into that elite quarterback category he'll be relying on his former Clemson teammate to bump his numbers.
9: Colt Soriano - Michigan royalty is not only doing it on the field but leading the way for the young core following him.
8: Ralph Brown - Strong, quick with a great competitive spirit makes this former Appalachian State native a quarterbacks dream
7: Max Ramos - may have lost half a yard of pace but still explosive enough to make big players providing him and kitchen can get along
6: Darren Pierce - will be interesting to see how the former number 1 pick enjoys being second fiddle in vegas
5: Harold Lloyd - Forever underrated despite his two rings
4: Jerry Jeudy - Finally looking like justifying the faith, trade stock and wages GM Dario placed in him.
3: Steven Jackson - Vegas' primary guy has had a whole offseason together with Micah Larkin highly rated 
2: Ricky Hightower - After consistently putting up the numbers he's finally getting the recognition he deserves
1: Shawn Simon - The total package who Rinaldi probably still can't believe he managed to acquire.

Tight end  

10: Robert Lofton - One half the Amsterdam tandem sneaks into the top 10. Perfectly built for their odd multiple TE system
9: Gary O Donnell - The former hokie formed a great partnership with Hyland, and new GM Adam wong will be looking to tap into that.
8: Lars Veldwijk - If new quarterback Alejandro McGhee is to hit HIFL running he'll need to get the best out of lars, who has all the tools to be a great option for the bruins.
7: Vernon Sheffield - Season 14's surprise package didn't quite hit the lofty heights last year but will still be looking to cement himself as one of the best in the business.
6: James Cunningham - One of the flashiest TE's you'll likely to find and a guy who can certainly make big plays but he'll have to do the dirty work too if he's gonna be that all round superstar
5: Lindsay Crawley -  a guy who's quietly gone about his blindness in Oregon for a few seasons and will no doubt be a huge part of Raineys weaponry
4: Tuddy Williams - the former USA superstar had an outstanding first season in HIFL but can he replicate it?
3: Joseph Ruiz - Probably the best traditional blocker out there, it'll be interesting to see whether his age will catch up with the physical demands of such a role
2: Lawrence Bates - After a poor season 14 the former Seminole bounced back last year and will be looking to form a formidable partnership with Doss.
1: Scott Schwartz - The man, the myth, the legend. Caught more balls then a old sow in heat over the course of his career and still going strong

Tackle

10: Charles Bailey - Sneaky stats over the last 3 seasons since that horrible injury. Can he make that next level jump?
9: Daniel Ford - passed around like a drunk frat girl, Daniel Ford has just about played for anyone, does he now have a home in Milwaukee where he can truly thrive?
8: Lloyd Cormier - last year Lloyd showed he wasn't the reason charlottes o line sucked as he made his way to Alabama. Has a vital role this season  protecting Lewis in Ortega's absence
7: Matthew Neil - Works harder then most with a quarterback who loves to extend the play, he probably doesn't get the credit he deserves
6: Colt Williamson - his trade to Winnipeg really ensured Patty cakes stays upright as much as possible.
5: Mats Lidström - The super swede has moved around a bit during his short time in HIFL
4: Melvin Savage - It's easy to forget just how good that Lincoln o line that Adam assembled all those years ago. A mainstay of their success, optimised by Savages skill, strength and determination.
3: Mantai Fatu - Fantastic season, where he produced more pancakes than I-hop. Can he replicate it?
2 Joshua Odom - a lovely rage to riches story that seems probably the best value tackle out there. You're a lucky man Rainey.
Antony Smith - The HIFL equivalent of Gandalf at the mines of Moria. Antony 'you shall not pass' Smith is a sure fire 1st ballot hall of famer and we can sit back and appreciate what a wonderful talent we are watching.

Guard

10: John Bear - Big, powerful, can he finally put an end to Charlottes o line hoodoo's? 
9: Robert Kilgore - Great pass blocker, fantastic guy to have on board. Job done.
8: Robert Sapp- Forms a great combination with Neil.   
7: Lag'i Savea - Another Samoan beast who's sure to knock a few pass rushes on their arses this season
6: Harold Gallegos - Rinaldi knew the value of protecting his prized asset QB and Gallegos is fundamental to that 
5: Matthew Borders - another long term part of the Lincoln dynasty
4: Richard Aucna - Another vital part of the pride wall
3: Peter Cruz - You can appreciate the art of blocking without appreciating this former cardinal
2: Harlan Slater - So good it forced GM gates to slide a poison pill deal into his contract to acquire him at Sydney, ironically to the detriment of the team he now manages. .
1 Scott Beatty - Having the number one guard and number 2 tackle protecting your blindside, Richard Rainey owes whoever put those two together a drink


Center

10: Barton Smith - Glad GM Cory managed to find this UDFA gem. Was beginning to worry things just weren't going his way in HIFL.
9: Danny Kirkland - Not sure he's worth 16 MM a year, but he is very good
8: Octavio Nathan - Great name, great centre
7: Robert Coburn - I've run out of superlatives for the Lincoln o line now.
6: Thanh Luckett - Beast that seemed to come from no where to typify the Vancouver agression
5: Delmar Kane - The Notre Dame native is vital enough to have a penny pinch like GM Fresh to throw cash at. 
4: Marcus Hudson -  Absolute beast that will go from strength to strength.
3 Nolan Klein: The Wisconsin wonder has built a great relationship with Worley
2 Gary Sutton:  Highly rated and sure to get a big pay day this coming offseason.
1 Ronnie King -   The true 'king' of the centers (I'll let myself out)

Quarterback

10: Michael Worley -  often the forgot about man over in salt lake, Worley could be primed to do something special this year. In his contract year, is he ready to put himself in the HIFL shop window?
9: JD Corrales - If there was ever a quarterback who matched their GM's mindset perfectly, it's the ballsy JD Corrales who, despite their financial disarray in the offseason, has seen a highly competitive outfit assembled for him to lead.
8: Charles Hyland - 5000+ yards, 48 touchdowns and only 13 interceptions last year, the rag to riches story from undrafted nothingness to superstar is glorious, and if rapid city can stop him from being laid out on his bottom 10% of the time, there's a chance to be even better
7: Trevor Lawrence - Always on the cusp of 5 star stardom, could this be the year for the walking shampoo commercial?
6: Merv Patton - Probably the smartest quarterback in HIFL, mighty Merv now has a full offseason in Miami, and with a great blend of experience and youth in their skill positions, the east should take notice.
5: Jamie Ortega - Injured for 3/4 of the season and still makes the top 5? If Lewis and the Nighthawks find a way to stay in playoff contention come week 12 or 13, having a fit and fresh ortega may tip the scales in their favour.
4: Lincoln Doss - Another one ready for a breakout season, Doss doesn't quite have the same offence as Maldonado to work with but that's never stopped him before. If he can use those legs in the same way as an ortega or fields, we may well see the next dual threat superstar through the ranks

3: Thomas Maldonado - The former Texas Tech raider is primed for a next level jump in my eyes as Tucson are ready to push their high powered offence to the limits
2: Justin Fields - A lot of people have been labelled 'the next ortega' but this guys legit and has turned Cleveland from perennial nearly men to championship contenders
1:Patrick Owen -  Still the guy to beat. 3 impact bowls in a row, 2 titles in a row? You're dam right he's number 1.

[GM Oldfield]

HIFL TOP 10: PART 10

Welcome back, and it's time to look at the best defensive players (and special teams) in HIFL

Defensive tackle

10: Jim Rosa - Only rookie from this years draft that's made it onto my top 10 list. Absolute beast, who will make quarterbacks soil themselves for years to come
9: Luis Peacock - Many GM's know how hard making a 3-4 defence work is, and with Tucson the only team to consistently achieve this, their nose tackle deserves a lot of credit.
8: Paul Reed - The best of the non 'five star' guys in my opinion. Only guy who gets close to TWIII in terms of sack production, and once he develops his tackling form he'll be forcing fumbles for fun.
7: Grover Clark - Often outshone by his team mate, Grover has all the skills to succeed as an interior defensive linesman for years to come, and in a contract year has a big season on the horizon
6: Darren Glaze - Monster unit who is surprisingly good in a 4-3 defence despite looking like the ideal 3-4 guy.
5: Bruiser Elliot -  Vicious peice of work who'll go through anything to knock the QB on his arse.
4: Sherwood Emery - Yet to show his true potential but primed and ready to have a great season and have teams lining up to sign him next year. 
3: Ronald Rich -  vital cog in Winnipeg's 2 Time championship winning defence, and interior terror with greater leadership qualities.
2: Jerry Worthington - Phenomenal athletic freak of nature who could cause havoc in a 3-4 or 4-3 set alike. Should have been the number 1 pick back in S11     
1: Talon Wilkinson - You won't find a DT who will wreak more havoc to a teams o-line. speed, power, controlled aggression. The man has everything.

Defensive end 

10: 2Face Obaje - Never quite lived up to his hype and has consequently moved around a lot, could this be the season he finally jumps to the next level?
9: David Freese - Prototypical edge rusher that Miami threw the bank at for a reason.
8: Jeffrey Harlow - Quietly goes about his buisness, taking names and flattening quarterbacks. If San Antonio have a poor start he's the guy who may play the role of 'big deadline trade' to someone looking to go all the way.
7: David Seymore- Out to prove his early retirement was a momentary lapse of good sense, as the animal from auburn still has the tools to wreck havoc.
6: Timothy Cobbs - He may have been the one to be moved on when finances got too tight in Alabama but don't let that fool you, Cobbs is a constant threat to any o line with that pure bull rushing power.
5: Horour Bjarnason - Back after a years sabbatical in the minors, the Norse raider is determined to show he belongs with the big boys as he looks to sack your quarterback, raid your village and kidnap your wife quicker than you can say 'longboat in the distance'
4: Rafiki Ngonzi - With a great first season under his belt, the Ghanaian giant is primed to kick on and show he belongs with the big boys. 
3: Devonte Diaz - The heir to the sack throne? A nasty piece of work who'll stop at nothing to steamroll into you.
2: Adrian Hagan - Ready to step up and fill his older brothers enormous shoes, and show he's more than just the name.
1: Bruce Wilkinson - The king still lives, and his reign of quarterback terror continues

Linebacker

10: Djokovic Petrovic - In a rather genius move by GM Lucas, petrovic has gone from an overly expensive punter to a bargain superstar linebacker overnight. Bravo. 
9: Leland Cremer - Partner with petrovic this year should see the two men fighting to smash those tackles in. Expect big hits aplenty.
8: Vlad Gilchrist - Once laughed at for being a 1st round pick, the red raiders product can show off his two rings to anyone who laughs now.
7: Matthew Albrecht- Do it all linebacker who is a GM's dream to have marshalling their defence.
6: Cecil Kellogg - Sideline to sideline tacklebot, this former XFL superstar seems to lift those around him.
5: Samuel Chow - Swiss Army knife type pocket rock who is vital to Miami's ruthlessness
4: Shaq Carrier - caused quite a stir when Milwaukee acquired him from vegas, but looks draft stock well spent as he goes from strength to strength.
3: Elvis Edwards - Edwards junior is likely to go from strength to strength as the former number 2 pick gets the opportunity to line up alongside his dad.
2: Larry Stevens -  The future hall of famer, two time impact bowl winner, one time impact bowl MVP, and all time tackle leader. What's more to say?
1: Gordon Goulet - The morehead state graduate (go eagles?) is ready to show the league just how stingy vegas' defence can be.

Corner back

10: Eric Evans - Has forever been stuck with poorly performing teams and he'll know doubt be carrying another group of DB's this year.
9: Stephen Basham - One half of the DC air raid defence, Basham would walk onto 75% of teams as the CB1. Alas, best CB2 by far is his current title instead
8: Thomas Holt - Joint second in the interception league last season, Holt junior is out looking to prove that wasn't a fluke
7 : James Porter - The fact this former 3rd overall pick is as low down as 7th shows your just how good the level of cornerback quality is HIFL right now 
6: Charles Finnegan - Into his third season, and under the tutoring of HC Dos Santos, the former Utah State college player is promised to make a big jump as leader of an elite secondary in Sydney. 
5: Rodney Greenwood - Underrated in my eyes, perhaps because he's been in a run first division these pass 2 seasons. My prediction? The first man to pick Bellerose in the regular season. You read it here first.
4: Shane Barkley - Superstar playmaker who can pull of the spectacular and is vital for DC's success
3: Daniel Maxley - All eyes were on Britt last season but I believe it's Dan ' Max- shutdown' Maxley who force's quarterback's to force plays on the other side of the field
2: Teddy Glass - Ready to step up and eclipse his half brother. Alfred who?
1: Matthew Hines -   He talks the talk but he also walks the walk. Matthew 'don't call me Nathan you kangeroo humping clown' Hines wins the most hotly contested battle in my eyes. I'm gonna predict 10 interceptions, and to be in the discussion for defensive players of the year.

Strong safety

10: Carlos Rodriguez - Tough tackling bruiser who rarely gets a mention but does little wrong at lincoln
9: Trey Dean III - No nonsense defender who can do a bit of everything to a good standard
8: Steven Pickens - Good leader, experienced and crafty. Has the speed to chase down receivers and the strength to match up against big tight ends
7: Craig Watkins - Utilises his speed to be an important blitzing options and schemes that utilise him well often reap the benefits
6: Jess Ginn - Tell his face he's got a chicks name and watch him tackle you so hard your spirit leaves your body
5: Sean Burnett - The former first round pick from Houston is primed to be a big part of the kings secondary
4 Clarence Wesley - Didn't really live up to the big heights of season 13 at Oakland but can be devastating on the blitz
3: Francois Bowles -   A lot of peoples number 1 safety. Will probably get in trouble for ranking him 3rd but that's what you get for having a French name.
2:   Roy Roberts - The experienced Florida product has thrived in coach Tarr's defence much like Wesley before him.
1: Philly Crowell - A guy who you just love to have on your team. Tough tackler, ultra competitor who can do a job at backer or even nickel too. Absolute superstar

Free Safety

10: Richard Pina - bags of potential and one of the best coverage safeties out there
9: Eddie Thomas - Not talked about enough in my opinion. Really solidified the Atlanta defence after arriving there via a trade last year in what was one of Wrongs most shrewd moves   
8: Michael Gamboa - At a new home now and lining up alongside Crowell will be a lot of fun to watch.   Potential big time playmaker
7: William Bostic - Seems to always come up with takeaways at big moments.
6: Cesar White - Bags of potential and really thriving at Portland where he's cleaning up after his corners
5: Sam Rose - May have lost a yard of pace as he reaches the twilight of his career but nevertheless one of the smartest and most physically imposing safeties out there
4 Shane Olsen- like his partner in crime Rodriguez Shane has quietly gone about his business for a couple making a very average group of corners look good as he lifts an already stout Lincoln defence.
3: Michael Turpin - Despite his Kenny Pickett sized hands Michael is a natural-born leader, athletic monster with a huge IQ and superb tackling form. A guy who will thrive in Michigan.
2: Yolo Rolo - despite the fact that saying his name gives me motion sickness the man of many O's hit the ground running last year and if the rumours of a superb training camp are to be believed then all star selection is around the corner.
1 Timothy Dekker - For years Timmy D has been one of the most consistent defensive performers and blends incredible knowledge, great speed and an ultra competitive attitude to elevate Alabama's secondary.

Kicker

10 Matthew Johnson
9 Arthur Pringle
8 Tylen Dario
7 Andrew Betancourt
6 Homer Bishop
5 James Edwards
4 Mario Mueller
3 Jack Ortiz
2 Andrew Hernandez
1 Luis Gustafson

Punter 

10 Raymond Gough
9 Eugene Harris
8 Charles Mcbride
7 Charles Wilson
6 Alberto Sonora
5 Brian McCoy
4 Shane Castleberry
3 Jack Metz
2 Andrew Viera
1 Joseph Ingle

[Talon]

YAY OR NAY: ASSESSING THIS YEARS ROOKIE OPTIONS AND WHETHER THEY SHOULD BE EXERCISED OR NOT
by: Roy Baker  -- Season 16

The deadline for general managers to pick up or automatically decline the first-round rookie options for players drafted in the S14 Draft is rapidly approaching.   Teams have until they lock in for Week 10 games to decide if they want to pick up the optional 4th year on the contracts of players drafted in the first round of the Season 14 draft.  The option comes with a tiered increase that can be spread across salary and bonus as long as the contract is still legally structured (bonus not to exceed 50% of the salary figure).  While some players have already seen their options picked up or extensions signed to buy out the option year, there is still a large pool of talent waiting to learn their fate with the trade deadline now 4 lock-ins away (Week 10 lock in). 

Lets take a look at each player and whether or not our panel of experts would say YAY or NAY to the 4th year rookie option!


Cancun -- DT Jared Miller -- S16 Contract Value: 7MM -- S17 Contract value: $11.5MM
Drafted 2nd overall by the GM Tom administration, Jared Miller has started since day 1 collecting 98 tackles, 10 TFL, with 4 sacks and single forced fumble across 36 games.  The numbers aren't spectacular but in a part-time role in the Kraken's new 3-4 hybrid scheme Miller has 3 of his 4 sacks in 6 games and is about to pass his single-season best in TFL's (4).  Miller is clearly on the rise but is it enough of a showing to warrant an $11.5MM contract?  The rookie option would help push Miller into the top 10 for DTs with the likes of Clyde Scott, Sherwood Emery, and Grover Clark.

VERDICT: NAY


St. Paul -- DE David Lee -- S16 Contract Value: 5.5MM + 1.5MM -- S17 Contract Value: 11.5MM
Averaging 10 sacks a season so far, David Lee has been a strong pass rusher.  The former Mississippi State Rebel hasn't been as great against the run with just 23 TFLs through 37 games, but his 25 sacks, 9 hurries, and 14 knockdowns have shown he can consistently apply pressure to the quarterback.

VERDICT: YAY



St. Paul -- OT Ricky Custer -- S16 Contract Value: 4.5MM + 1.5MM -- S17 Contract Value: $9.5MM
A day one starter for a powerhouse St. Paul team, add in 97 pancakes in his sophomore season while allowing 5 sacks across 36 career games, Custer has done his part as a pass-first blocker.  He's missed more blocks than before during this season, but the entire Lynx locker room has been in turmoil.   A famous McFadden youtube content creator says to ride your linemen into the ground and Custer is likely to be brought back if for no other reason than familiarity with the offense and quarterback.

VERDICT: YAY



Cleveland -- G Charles Sutton -- S16 Contract Value: 4MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $8MM
After struggling as a rookie giving up 7 sacks, Sutton has allowed just 3 in his past 22 starts while piling up 58 pancakes and working as a major factor in the QB driven run game.  His ability to pull and crush a linebacker in the open field has contributed to Justin Fields success on the ground and makes him a candidate to return at the elevated price tag on the option.

VERDICT: YAY



Michigan -- LB Michael Parker -- S16 Contract Value: 3.5MM + 1.5MM -- S17 Contract Value: $8MM
The subject of trade rumors since last season, Michael Parker lost his starting job last season and has only managed 11 tackles, 1 TFL, and 2 PDs in rotational usage this season.  Highly unlikely to be brought back unless an injury forces him back into the line up and he blows GM Fosters away with his performance.

VERDICT: NAY



Milwaukee -- Chang Lee -- S16 Contract Value: 5MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $9MM
Chinese national team star who defected and managed to gain entry into the amateur draft prior to the IFAF's rule changes, Lam flirted with 1000 yards a season ago when he was more featured in the offense despite having JOR as his primary quarterback.  120 catches, 1561 yards, 10 TDs and 22 Drops in 37 career games, but only 1 drop this season has showed progress despite being far less utilized in Joseph Dobbins new Milwaukee offense.  Likely a trade candidate if he is going to have his option picked up, because usage would suggest he has no place in the S17 Barons plans.

VERDICT: NAY



London -- G Warner Kaminski -- S16 Contract Value: 4MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $8MM
A Run-blocking first guard on a team who's struggled to run the ball. Survey says!

VERDICT: NAY


Amsterdam -- DT Michael Ly -- S16 Contract Value: 5MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $10MM
Amsterdam has struggled with finding a defensive identity and in the middle of that identity crisis has been 12th overall pick Michael Ly.  87 tackles in 38 games but only 4 TFL, 4 Sacks, 8 hurries and 9 knockdowns.   This season he's shown a little pop with 2 of those sacks coming this year, but in the end his price tag will be the reason Amsterdam says no.

VERDICT: NAY


Music City -- SS Sean Burnett -- S16 Contract Value: 6MM -- S17 Contract Value: $9.5MM
An instant fan favorite due to his hard hitting style, Burnett has started every game since his rookie season started and in that time has 175 tackles, 3 FFs, 3 FRs, 6 Sacks, 2 INTs, 15 PDs, 2 Safeties, and 1 DTD.  He's an all around thumper and while his pass protection isn't elite, its serviceable and his run defense is strong. The option price tag is reasonable and gives him another year to prove he deserves to be paid like a top 5 safety.

VERDICT: YAY


Charlotte -- RB Jeff Carmona -- S16 Contract Value: 4MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $8MM
Carmona was billed as the most complete RB in the draft in S14 and while he has done well to the tune of 4.4 YPC, he has yet to eclipse 1000 yards in a single season, nor has he been able to replicate his rookie season TD total of 12.  This season for Charlotte he is averaging 82 yards per game which is a career best, so he could be continuing to improve and at only 24 and with DeAngelo Neuman as his RB coach he is believed to be on the upswing.

VERDICT: YAY


Atlanta -- WR Roy Chandler -- S16 Contract Value: 4.5MM + 1.5MM -- S17 Contract Value: $10MM
A well rounded receiver who has started 34 of a possible 38 games since being drafted 15th overall.  Chandler has spent his entire career as WR2 opposite of the man who went #1 overall in the same draft, former teammate Ulysses Jacks.  During that time he accumulated 116 catches, 1681 yards, and 10 TDs.  He's likely to get a shot to prove he can elevate to the next level and at $10MM its not an unreasonable price for a potential WR1.

VERDICT: YAY



Atlanta -- OT Clarence Martin -- S16 Contract Value: 5MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $9MM
Conditioning has been a struggle for the man known as "Prank Sinatra" to his teammates.  Martin has piled up 153 pancakes and allowed only 5 sacks across 28 career starts and looks like a name on nearly everyones trade target board prior to the arrival of GM Bennett in ATL per a source.

VERDICT: YAY


Myrtle Beach -- WR Robert Dobbins -- S16 Contract Value: 7MM -- S17 Contract Value: $11.5MM
Carrying the name Dobbins at WR is pressure enough, being the 9th overall pick on an expansion team was even tougher.  RobDob has struggled with injuries after starting all 16 games his rookie year, but in 22 starts, Dobbins has managed 121 catches for 1458 yards, and 5 TDs.  All in all the potential is too great to say no to this rookie option, receivers don't come cheap on the market.  Most likely scenario though is that Dobbins is a hot trade target because of the ability to pick up that option and make him more than a young rental.

VERDICT: YAY


Lincoln -- QB Michael Worley -- S16 Contract Value: 6MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $11.5MM
9658 passing yards, 68 TDs, 22 INTs, and 64.8% completion rate through 38 straight starts, OH and 5 draft picks including 2 firsts being traded for him, yeah... you have to opt in!

VERDICT: YAY


Rapid City -- CB Rosendo Hughes -- S16 Contract Value: 4MM + 2MM -- S17 Contract Value: $10MM
Hughes and his long 6'5" frame oozes confidence when on the field, however the INT and PDs numbers are lower than expected.  He's flashed at times but can also fade and go missing.  If the potential can be tapped he is an elite prospect, but if this is his final form, $10MM per season could still be appealing considering the state of the CB market.

VERDICT: YAY


Las Vegas -- RB D'Anthony Floyd -- S16 Contract Value: 6MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value:  $11.5MM
Picked #8 overall, Floyd has averaged 4.2 YPC for his career and topped 1100 yards in each of his first two full seasons in Vegas and is on pace to flirt with 1200+ again this year.  RB value is tough to gauge, but D'Anthony has proven himself as a RB1 especially after his rookie year playoff performance where he racked up 171 yards and 3 TDs in two games while averaging 5.9 yards per carry.

VERDICT: YAY


Las Vegas -- TE Jeff Carter -- S16 Contract Value: 5MM -- S17 Contract Value: $8MM
82 catches, 739 yards, 2 TDs, 8 Drops, but a lot of quality blocking to the tune of 89 pancakes.  Jeff Carter was brought in to do a little bit of everything and outside of finding the end zone he has done that.  Likely an option for an extension at a lower level than an 8MM option, but he does have value.

VERDICT: NAY


Las Vegas -- DT Angelo Scott -- S16 Contract Value: 5MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value:  $9.5MM
Angelo has struggled mightily since going #21 out of Rice.  In Cleveland he started all 32 games across his two-seasons there but only managed 1 tackle per game and never recorded a sack.  Vegas took a gamble on him and so far he has managed his first career sack but little more.   With 9 hurries and 4 knockdowns he has shown some progress in his pass rush moves, but not enough to justify a big $9.5MM pay day next year.

VERDICT: NAY


San Antonio -- QB Daniel Tate -- S16 Contract Value: 6MM -- S17 Contract Value: $9.5MM
Drafted by Music City, Tate started all 16 games as a rookie and struggled with 23 TDs and 14 INTs, last season he started 9 games and had 16 TDs and 9 INTs.  A trade sent the 24 year old Texas Tech alum to be reunited with his college OC in San Antonio and so far he has seen his numbers improve to 6 TDs and 2 INTs through 4 games with a 65.4% completion rate.  Will it be enough to help him earn his option being picked up?  Maybe if he can help the team get a few wins, but in the end GM BD has a tough decision to make.

VERDICT: YAY


San Antonio -- QB Danny Hoak -- S16 Contract Value: 5MM -- S17 Contract Value: $8MM
Big bodied QB from Liberty, Hoak wanted to prove he could make it in the pros despite coming from a smaller school in college, that hasn't been the case so far.  In 5 career starts he has completed 50.6% of his passes for 1173 yards 9 TDs, and 4 INTs.  Nothing flashy and probably not likely to get a 1 year deal at 8MM with Tate also in the pipe for consideration.  Its like one or the other, if either.

VERDICT: NAY


Tucson -- DE Scott Layton -- S16 Contract Value: 6MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $11.5MM
The #10 pick in the draft, Layton struggled to get on the field as a rookie but exploded onto the scene last season with 15 sacks in 16 starts with 10 TFLs, 13 Hurries, and 9 Knockdowns.    With 6 forced fumbles since the start of last season, Layton has 5 sacks under his belt this year and is likely to command a big contract at only 22 years old.  This is a lock.

VERDICT: YAY


Dallas -- CB Giovanni Stitt -- S16 Contract Value: 6MM -- S17 Contract Value: $10MM
Gio has been under the radar because of how little coverage Dallas has received during the GM Lane and now GM Strike eras. The team has struggled to make the team competitive.  Stitt however has contributed as a return man, a nickel corner, and now on the outside.  With a 60% completion rate he's not shutdown, but he's been able to give opponents trouble enough while snagging two INTs and earning 21 PDs.  He's not likely valued at $10MM per season, but then again in a market starved for speed receivers and corners fast enough to run with them, he most certainly could prove to be worth the money.

VERDICT: NAY


Oakland -- TE Vernon Sheffield -- S16 Contract Value: 5MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $9.5MM
Brought in to be a big body in the middle of the field for QB Keenan Daley, the long armed, physical pass catcher Vernon Sheffield has piled up 112 receptions for 1868 yards and 13 TDs across 38 games, but about half of those games were without the dynamic deep baller Keenan Daley.  The biggest knock on Shef's game has been the 12 drops, but when he is on his game he can do what he did his rookie year, flirt with 1000 yards and make 18 catches for 20+ yards.  At $9.5MM you have to wonder if Oakland wants to make him the 4th highest paid TE in the league?  If they do from a production stand point its not hard to argue but from a cap situation it's 50/50.

VERDICT: YAY


Pearl Harbor -- LB Patrick Fox -- S16 Contract Value: 6MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $11.5MM
The former 5th overall pick started his career going up against ownership as an activist against the immoral raising of cloned and genetically modified dinosaurs at Jurassic World but on the field through 37 games Fox has 234 tackles, 25 TFLs, 5 Sacks, 5 INTs, and 20 PDs.  A versatile middle linebacker the 26 year old Fox looks like a long term fixture in the Purple, Black, and Yellow.

VERDICT: YAY


Pearl Harbor -- LB Donald Walston -- S16 Contract Value: 4MM + 1MM -- S17 Contract Value:  $8MM
Walston started slow but had a solid season a year ago posting 89 tackles, 22 TFLs, 4 Sacks, 2 INTs, 10 PDs, and a DTD, showing the ability to play the run and the pass he is a quality young piece of a defense that also features Patrick Fox.  if it comes down to Fox or Walston for Pearl Harbor then this is where we have to say goodbye.

VERDICT: NAY


Sydney -- CB Charles Finnegan -- S16 Contract Value: 7MM -- S17 Contract Value: $11.5MM
One of the stars from the S14 class, Finnegan has helped the Rays defense to the tune of 49 PDs, 9 INTs, 4 DTDs, 7 FFs, and around a 66% completion rate against while averaging 75 tackles per season.  The Option makes him half the price of players in the bottom half of the Top 10 corners salaries, so it seems like a no brainer to extend the salary cap and window for a Sydney club that is trying to win now.

VERDICT: YAY



Winnipeg -- Jean Bethea -- S16 Contract Value: 4MM+1MM -- S17 Contract Value: $8MM
With only 2 starts (his rookie season) and nothing since, Bethea has been a bust in Winnipeg.  While he did manage 3 sacks his rookie season he has only managed 1 sack, 3 hurries, and 4 knockdowns over the last season and a half.  Someone might take a gamble on him but it appears his senior season knee injury while at Virginia zapped more from him than expected.

VERDICT: NAY

SOURCE: ROY BAKER (HIFL NETWORK)

[GM Eli]

Tony Brostradomus' Top 3 Rookie's of the Year

Ladies and Gentlemen the most reliable High Impact Football League newsman is back with another undeniable, irrefutable prediction for the upcoming Season awards. That's right, we're just a few days and a few lock ins short of another regular season in the books. Today, we will take a close look at this seasons top 3 stand out rookie performers on offense and on defense. This is who every GM should be looking at when considering who to cast their vote for. And a vote that agrees with Brossi is a vote for freedom and democracy. Disagree with me and you're most certainly a communist traitor.

Top Three Candidates for Offensive Rookie of the Year


QB Kyle Wright – New Jersey

Jaylon Winston and Myrtle Beach fans will be sending me hate mail but he has been far too inconsistent to find his way onto this list. Now I admit, it might be crazy to consider a player who wasn't even starting early on in the season for Rookie of the Year, but the New Jersey Dragons have looked like a different animal since Wright took over. His value and position could obviously change if the Dragons don't manage to win out. But an 70+ percent completion percentage, a 20:3 touchdown to interception ratio and a handful of late game heroics not the least of which was a 4th and 21 pass to put the Dragons in the position to beat Kansas City a week ago, and Kyle Wright has forcibly positioned himself as the best rookie QB in the league this season.


OT Miguel Cassidy – Las Vegas

What's the difference in a 3-13 season and an 11-3 season with the potential to completely flip the record from the previous season? Part of what has cause such a significant shift in the performance of the Scorpions is the play of rookie offensive tackle Miguel Cassidy. Through 15 weeks he boasts a total of 81 pancakes while being credited with 2 sacks and 1 missed block. In a season where sack totals seems to be skyrocketing, and a number of teams are desperate for help in protecting their quarterback, the solid and steady performances of this young man are worthy of recognition. It's hard to value any position more than quarterback, but with Kyle Wright not playing a complete season it opens the door for someone like Cassidy to steal the award this season.


WR Haywood Young – Milwaukee

Even with Mike Powers benching the rookie WR this past week, attempting to secure the #1 overall draft pick, Haywood Young is the standout WR of this class. At the ¾ mark he sat at 15th overall in yards receiving, and 7th overall in touchdowns. His performance, along with Merlin McLendon under center, may be the two lone bright spots of the Barons season. In other years with higher quality running backs or quarterbacks, Young might not garner as much attention. But 1120 yards and 12 touchdowns so far this season is a respectable showing and in this years class gets him into contention for an award.

Top Three Candidates for Defensive Rookie of the Year


LB Bronson Forest – Cleveland Mustangs

Bronson Forest seems like the runaway candidate for defensive rookie of the year when one takes a close look at the stats. He leads all rookies in tackles and sacks with 86 and 8 respectively. He's also managed double digit tackles for loss with 10, and just generally been an all around solid defensive player for the Mustangs. When you consider the other play makers that the Cleveland defense has, Forest's ability to stuff the stat sheet is impressive for a first year player in the league.


LB Michael Harris – Cancun

Someone in Cancun must make the tackles, and Michael Harris seems to have stepped quite well into that role even after not getting much playing time during the first half of the year. Since then, he has filled the stat sheet tallying 72 tackles and has shown himself to be a stout defender against the run, with 25 tackles for loss, and well-rounded in pass defense achieving 7 PD's and 3 interceptions to date.  He is not the flashiest pick for Rookie of the Year, and it may be the case that everyone around him is just so bad that SOMEONE must make a play some of the time. But from a purely analytical perspective he is worthy of consideration.


LB Immaculate Perfection – Oakland

You could flip a coin with the two rookie linebackers in Oakland depending on what statistics you value over others. An argument could be made for James Rojas to get the nod over Immaculate Perfection. And some question whether the triple B players should even be in contention for an award like rookie of the year. But this inclusive journalist says YES to doing so. Rojas seems to be the steadier tackler, but Perfection appears to have a more balanced skill set tallying 2 interceptions, 3 sacks, 12 tackles for loss, 2 forced fumbles and claiming a DTD for himself as well. He isn't the statistical leader in any single category, but he has performed in every way a defense can ask a young LB to.

Tony Brossi - The Land on Demand

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[GM Rinaldi]

PREDICTING THE TOP 3 CANDIDATES FOR EACH TEAM WITHOUT A HEAD COACH

With another HIFL season in the books, we are close to the head coach hiring period. As of right now, there are 6 teams in need of a head coach, though there are rumors of Pearl Harbor and Patrick McCarthy parting ways so we're going to go about this article as if Pearl Harbor does go through with that move.

In this article, we're going to predict the top 3 candidates/fits for each team currently in the process of hiring a new head coach.



Charlotte Crows
1) Randy Barbour (DC Defensive Coordinator): The Crows quickly moved on from GM Kirk following his resignation (and possible retirement) and immediately cut ties with Head Coach Jim Bond. They followed that up by bringing in GM Lane, who had a brief stint in Dallas a few seasons ago. Charlotte finished with the #11 scoring offense and allowed the 15th fewest points in the league this season. Safe to say, they were a middle of the pack team that possibly benefitted from some weak opponents. GM Lane now has to find the right guy for the job and a name that could find its way into a lot of shortlists is DC's defensive coordinator Randy Barbour. Barbour's defense allowed the 9th fewest points, which was pretty impressive when you realize that DC also had the 2nd most points scored, forcing the defense to be out there more often than most. Barbour's defense also managed to secure 21 interceptions (led the league) and hurried the QB 76 times (also led the league). It's possible Charlotte looks to go after one of the head coaches that were fired/resigned but bringing in a defensive mind like Barbour could help make them very formidable on that side of the ball.

2) Dean Hoffman (ex-Dallas Head Coach): When GM Lane took over Dallas, he hired Dean Hoffman to be the first ever head coach of the Mariachis. While the pair didn't achieve too much success, it is a name that Lane is familiar with. A lot of people believe that Hoffman may not get a head coaching opportunity if Charlotte passes on him, as his final season in Dallas ended with them being a bottom 10 offense and defense. So perhaps GM Lane still thinks he's the right guy for the job and wants to start again what they never finished.

3) Travis Knight (ex-Tucson Head Coach): If Charlotte does decide to go the route of bringing in one of the experienced head coaches who was recently fired, then the former Tucson Stars head coach just might be the guy for the job. While a lot of people dislike the defense Knight runs, it's hard to ignore that Tucson was one of the best teams in the league with him at the helm. Unfortunately for Knight, he couldn't get over the hump in the playoffs, but perhaps a new setting with a new GM could see Knight overcome his issues in the playoffs.

Honorable Mentions: DeAngelo Neuman (Charlotte Offensive Coordinator), James Taylor (Cleveland Defensive Coordinator), & Allen Saint (DC Offensive Coordinator)



Dallas Mariachis
1) Joan Swope (ex-New Jersey Head Coach): The Mariachis, just like the Crows, had their last GM resign and retire so once again they've had to go out there and try to find the right man for the job. Finally, they chose rookie GM Tom Lombardi to take over the Mariachis and possibly help bring them to playoff glory. With the arrival of Lombardi came the exit of head coach Dean Hoffman, leading to Dallas joining the head coaching search. So what does Dallas need? Well, how about a head coach with plenty of experience being a head coach and plenty of playoff experience as well? One that could steady the ship and at the very least make the Mariachis a constant playoff contender. I'm talking about Joan Swope, who mutually parted ways with the New Jersey Dragons, who he was the head coach of the last few years. Swope could come in and help the inexperienced GM put together a team that could climb the rankings of the Western Conference ASAP. While his last season in New Jersey didn't go as planned, the Dragons only missed the playoffs by one game. It's very obvious that Swope can help a team turn around, let's just see if GM Lombardi even lets him come in for an interview.

2) Foster Diaz (Atlanta Defensive Coordinator): If Dallas decides to not go for one of the head coaches that recently resigned or got fired, they could find themselves bringing in Atlanta's defensive coordinator, Foster Diaz. Diaz, one of the hotter names out there, had Atlanta as a near top 10 defense this season, while Dallas' defense was bottom 5 in the league. Bringing in Diaz could immediately help them improve on the defensive side of the ball, which would help keep the pressure off their young offensive players.

3) Jim Bond (ex-Charlotte Head Coach): Another former head coach that could find his way to Dallas is former Charlotte head coach Jim Bond. Under Bond, Charlotte did make the playoffs, though they were ousted by division rivals Music City in the first round. While it wasn't exactly a good look for Bond, he still is a man who head coached a team that made the playoffs, something Dallas has yet to achieve. Bringing in Bond could help turn Dallas into a winning team, something that all of their fans would love to see.

Honorable Mentions: Frosty Murdoch (London Defensive Coordinator), Joseph Ito (Las Vegas Defensive Coordinator), & Patrick McCarthy (ex-Pearl Harbor Head Coach)



Las Vegas Scorpions
1) Mumbasa (Las Vegas Offensive Coordinator): It's very rare that a team who just won the biggest prize in their sport has to go looking for a head coach for the next season, but Las Vegas just so happens to fall into that category. GM Metro finally managed to win his first ever Impact Bowl and now he finds himself needing a new head coach. So where does GM Metro go to find the next man to help lead his team to a second straight Impact Bowl? Well, one suggestion would be that he could just stay in house and promote his team's offensive coordinator, Mumbasa. Las Vegas had a top 10 scoring offense and under Mumbasa, Micah Larkin looked just as good, if not better than the two other QBs that were drafted in the top 10 with him in the Season 15 draft. While there are other options out there, keeping it in house just might be the safest and smartest move Las Vegas could make.

2) Joseph Ito (Las Vegas Defensive Coordinator): Defensive coordinator Joseph Ito also falls under the same "keep it in house" category as Mumbasa and could be an option to take over the head coach gig in Las Vegas as well. Las Vegas had a top 3 defense this past season, something that was evident as they made their way through the playoffs. Ito spent all of last season learning under Rhodes and honing his defensive play calling skills. While it's not a guarantee that Ito could work out, it's possible that he has learned enough to lead the Scorpions to a 2nd consecutive Impact Bowl if he is given the reins.

3) Marlin Frisk (Winnipeg Defensive Coordinator): If Las Vegas decides to go outside of their coaching staff, they could possibly offer the job to Winnipeg defensive coordinator Marlin Frisk. Frisk also helped coach a top 3 defense in Winnipeg and the Arctic Foxes once again saw themselves go deep in the playoffs, just falling short of making the Impact Bowl (losing to the Scorpions in the process). Making Frisk would not only give Las Vegas a very smart defensive mind at the helm, but would also hurt their toughest competition in the Western Conference.

Honorable Mentions: Graham Mullen (Winnipeg Offensive Coordinator), Jessica Woods (ex-Long Beach Head Coach), & Foster Diaz (Atlanta Defensive Coordinator)



Long Beach Mermen
1) Graham Mullen (Winnipeg Offensive Coordinator): GM BIG DOG parted ways with head coach Jessica Woods at the end of the season, something that surprised a few folks. Long Beach did manage to make it out of the wildcard round of the playoffs and did finish 2nd in a very tough South Pacific division, but it was not enough to keep Jessica Woods at the helm. Now Long Beach has to find the right person for the job and while they could go after a Travis Knight or a Joan Swope, I think they look towards possibly giving a coordinator a chance at a head coaching job. Graham Mullen, offensive coordinator of the Arctic Foxes, could just be the man for the job. Winnipeg finished with the #1 scoring offense and having the man who has been coaching an offense run by Patrick Owen could help bring Trevor Lawrence up another level. A lot of people may overlook Mullen due to believing that Larry Wright makes all the calls on offense in Winnipeg, but perhaps Long Beach thinks differently and decides to take a chance on someone who can be described as a high risk/high reward option.

2) Jerry Harris (Portland Offensive Coordinator): Smarter Football coming to Long Beach? Jerry Harris, offensive coordinator of the Brewers, helped Portland head coach Doug Wade lead his team to the playoffs. Portland's first appearance even led to them getting a win and making it to the divisional round despite many people believing they would be a one and done team. If Long Beach decides to make Harris their new head coach, they would be bringing in the offensive coordinator of the 6th best scoring offense in the league. With Harris' coaching, Long Beach could improve their offense and become one of the few teams with a top 10 offense and defense, which could very well lead to GM BIG DOG and her team reaching the Impact Bowl.

3) Homer Evans (Sydney Offensive Coordinator): If Long Beach wants to be a little petty while getting an offensive coordinator from a top 10 scoring offense, they could go after Sydney offensive coordinator Homer Evans. Long Beach and Sydney were neck and neck with one another this season, but Sydney's offensive play calling was primarily in the hands of Evans as Dos Santos is considered more of a defensive minded head coach. Evans would likely be one of the less popular options, but with his ability to call a top 10 offense is something that could interest Long Beach.

Honorable Mentions: Darren Hall (Sydney Defensive Coordinator), Archie Freese (Oakland Defensive Coordinator), & Marlin Frisk (Winnipeg Defensive Coordinator)



Michigan Monsters
1) Patrick McCarthy (ex-Pearl Harbor Head Coach): In a move that surprised a lot of people, Pearl Harbor was given a first round pick to release GM Rinaldi from his contract so that he could sign with the Michigan Monsters. Rinaldi, who had delivered two straight winning seasons to Pearl Harbor, and whose team took Winnipeg to the limit in the playoffs, will now look to bring Michigan to the top of the league. With the retirement of Maxx Vol, Rinaldi will now have to look for someone else to become the new head coach. If Pearl Harbor does let go of Patrick McCarthy, it's very obvious that Rinaldi would likely look to bring him in as the Michigan head coach. McCarthy's been able to deliver two winning seasons in a row in Pearl Harbor with Rinaldi so it's very possible they'd look to run things back.

2) Jim Bond (ex-Charlotte Head Coach): A team like Michigan could use an experienced hand to help lead them back to the playoffs and that's where Jim Bond could come in. His last season in Charlotte led to the Crows making the playoffs and while the end result was not a great one, it's something Michigan hasn't been able to achieve since Season 12. Michigan had a bottom 10 offense to end the season and Charlotte was in the top 12 in scoring offenses, so Bond could come in and fix the offense immediately. Bringing in Bond shows that Michigan is in the mindset that they are going to fight for a playoff spot and possibly even more right away.

3) Jessica Woods (ex-Long Beach Head Coach): Woods teaming up with Rinaldi? I think it's a move that would surprise a lot of people, especially considering the fact that the team Woods was the head coach of was a division rival of the team Rinaldi was the GM of. But...it just might be a duo that works in getting Michigan back to the playoffs. Long Beach was a well-oiled machine under the head coaching of Woods and while she never got further than the divisional round, Long Beach was always a contender for the playoffs. That's something that Rinaldi will look to achieve in Michigan. With Rinaldi building the team and Woods coaching it, Michigan could very well be a top contender in the Eastern Conference in a short time.

Honorable Mentions: Joan Swope (ex-New Jersey Head Coach), James Taylor (Cleveland Defensive Coordinator), & Marshall Roy (Michigan Defensive Coordinator)



New Jersey Dragons
1) Jessica Woods (ex-Long Beach Head Coach): New Jersey just missed out on the playoffs this past season and in Storm's first season as GM, the team mutually parted ways with head coach Joan Swope. Now the Dragons will look to bring in a head coach who could not only help New Jersey make the playoffs but possibly win their division as well. Jessica Woods, who took Long Beach to the playoffs multiple seasons and even won a playoff game this past season, could be the woman who helps the Dragons get back to the playoffs for the first time since Season 14. Under Woods, Long Beach had the 12th best scoring offense and a top 10 defense, while New Jersey was middle of the pack in both categories. An improvement to both defense and offense could get New Jersey back to the playoffs and possibly back to the Impact Bowl for the first time since Season 8.

2) Sean Peterson (Miami Defensive Coordinator): A name that could possibly be floated out there is Miami defensive coordinator Sean Peterson. With Peterson doing the defensive play calling, the Killer Whales finished with a top 5 defense and it's something that might just pique the interest of GM Storm, whose defense finished in the bottom half of the league statistically. Peterson may not be the biggest name out there, but sometimes giving someone a chance to really prove they should be in that head coach position works out very well...and sometimes it doesn't. All depends on how risky GM Storm wants to get with his hiring process.

3) Randy Barbour (DC Defensive Coordinator): DC's offense was definitely the story in the Cobras organization as they finished with the 2nd best scoring offense, but their defense was one that flew under the radar. DC's defense finished in the top 10 and was a key part in getting the Cobras into the playoffs. Randy Barbour, the defensive coordinator of the Cobras, may not get too many calls, but his defensive play calling may just intrigue New Jersey to steal away a very good coordinator from a division rival, weakening them in the process.

Honorable Mentions: Jose Mackey (New Jersey Offensive Coordinator), Archie Freese (Oakland DC), & Foster Diaz (Atlanta Defensive Coordinator)



Pearl Harbor Predators
1) Travis Knight (ex-Tucson Head Coach): Pearl Harbor surprised people when they opted to release GM Rinaldi from his contract, receiving a S19 first round pick in the process. They were quick to go on the hunt for a new GM and eventually settled on newcomer Tommy Anelli. It's not 100% certain that Anelli will move on from Patrick McCarthy, but if he does, expect Pearl Harbor to go after a seasoned name like ex-Tucson head coach Travis Knight. Knight's Tucson team fought for the one seed until the very end this season and while he was let go after falling apart at the end of the regular season and into the early stages of the postseason, he's still gonna be a name to watch out for. Tucson's offense and defense were much better than Pearl Harbor's so Knight would be considered an improvement over McCarthy. The real question is if Anelli will try to keep the team primarily as it is or if he's blowing it up, as the latter would likely lead to him picking a less experienced coach to take over the head coach mantle.

2) Mumbasa (Las Vegas Offensive Coordinator): One of the hottest names will be Las Vegas offensive coordinator Mumbasa, who led a top 10 offense in the league this past season. Pearl Harbor's scoring offense was 20th in the league, so an improvement could be needed in that area. With a young QB like Dominic Owens, Mumbasa could come in and help take Owens to another level, possibly taking the whole offense up to another level as well. Anelli will have to pick someone who could take this team past the wildcard round and Mumbasa's offensive play calling ability may just be enough to land him the Pearl Harbor head coaching job.

3) Graham Mullen (Winnipeg Offensive Coordinator): Mullen's offense ranked even higher in the league than Mumbasa's and he could be someone who gets some interview calls. Pearl Harbor struggled to really break apart from the pack on offense, but Graham Mullen has spent the past season play calling for one of the best QBs in the league and could mold Dominic Owens well enough to join that elite level of QBs. Pearl Harbor needs to improve on offense and Mullen could be the man that turns them into a top 10 offense and possibly a title contender very soon.

Honorable Mentions: Homer Evans (Sydney Offensive Coordinator), Randy Barbour (DC Defensive Coordinator), & Anderson Ginobili (Lincoln Offensive Coordinator)

[GM Kirk]

1st and Goal with Sean Brosnan

Brosnan: Welcome to the 1st & Goal podcast, with me, your host, Sean Brosnan. Today, we have another first for you as we are joined by GM Kirk for his very first interview after stepping down as GM of the Charlotte Crows. Thank you for joining us.

Kirk: Thanks for having me.

Brosnan: First question: what were you thinking?

Kirk: Don't drink a tweet. Actually, the press has got things mostly right for once. The league has been steadily headed down a road I am not happy with and they took one left turn too many. Or, more accurately, they refused to make a turn. The HIFL is in a death spiral. They put themselves in it and they refuse to pull up. To mix metaphors, as I said to GM Powers recently, I feel like I've been screaming "Iceberg" while everyone else is fussing over deck chairs.

Brosnan: You're talking about the PFL...

Kirk: No. I'm talking about Commissioner Wilkinson. Frankly, she doesn't have the balls for the job.

Brosnan: You can't say that!

Kirk: Why not? Women can have balls. Oh...are you one of those TERFs?

Brosnan: Moving on... What has Commissioner Wilkinson done to deserve your ire. By all accounts, she's a very popular leader.

Kirk: Leader? You're joking. Who speaks to her? Back in the good old days, if you soiled the bed, her father would be on the phone to bring the thunder, but I don't think I've ever had a conversation with his daughter. She's an absentee landlord. With my Irish heritage, there's not much I abhor more than that. Obviously, her complete lack of leadership really came to a head when she went AWOL during poaching-gate, or whatever snappy title you media types gave the "war" with the PFL. Those of us who defended the HIFL and tried to deal a serious blow to the PFL were hung out to dry by the league office and our owners... except Cory, who apparently had a breakdown about wearing suits and had his owner bail him out of the whole thing. Maybe I should have tried wetting my pants in front of Mr. Crowe, although I think he would have just given me a good thrashing instead of doing my job for me like Peg's owner did.

Brosnan: Sounds like you should be angry at GM Gates, not the league.

Kirk: No. I'm going to defend Gates here. He was a brilliant peace time GM Rep. He was calm, intelligent, collaborative and reliable as a GM Rep. You couldn't ask for more from someone in that position, in most situations. Unfortunately, all the attributes that made him a great rep most of the time counted against him during a conflict. We needed to be more confident in out product and aggressive in our attitude to the PFL. Pancho made all the right noises and some smart moves early on in his reign, but he was stonewalled by the league and the owners when he tried to give us a fighting chance and he folded quicker than an origami champion in front of Ace Profits...there was a missed opportunity. Imagine what the league would look like with Ace at the helm, instead of the chocolate teapot the league currently has. Anyway, the ransom Pancho paid to the PFL was blood in the water and now we see where that has taken us.

Brosnan: These are worrying times for the HIFL. What do you make of recent events? Do you agree with Pancho's decision?

Kirk: We don't agree on a lot these days, but I support him in this. Don't get me wrong, giving so much power to one owner is not a good option, but paying yet another ransom really would be the end of the league. The hits would just keep coming. This problem didn't start with the bickering in the GM Union, though. Pancho caused this when he gave $30million to the last grifters who came along. Look at how the PFL has expanded since then, and look at the players it is taking from our draft. Award winning college players should not be signing with any league but the HIFL.

Brosnan: But how do you stop them chasing the money on offer in other leagues?

Kirk: You could have had a serious CBA with a serious cap raise. What we got was a joke. A suicide note. A cap raise that pathetic in the face of PFL expansion only works if the HIFL cuts the number of teams to match the PFL. We can all name 8 teams and GMs who don't deserve a place in the league and the 400+ players the league would suddenly have available would be used far better on a leaner, meaner league. I'd cut rosters to 40 players as well, because the other 13 are just training dummies anyway. Nobody has the stomach for that, so the big ask (Profits style) might have landed us a better financial deal. Most of the cap raise was already used by a lot of teams to keep players from the PFL's clutches, so we have two more years of stagnation. Add the other rules that consist of Cory's wet dream and the next two seasons are Bama vs. Peg in the Impact Bowl while fans go the the one league that's actually building something exciting.

Brosnan: The new owner in Las Vegas might disagree.

Kirk: Well, he's a moron. Anyone making the move from the PFL to the HIFL in the next two seasons is braindead. But we already knew that about Ron Porsche from his behaviour in the HIFL/PFL summit. Anyway, enough negativity. Do you want to know how to save the league?

Brosnan: Sure. We're all dying to know.

Kirk: Obviously the cap raise needs to double the $35million we just saw. A 24 team league without a cap is going to run wild in free agency against HIFL teams already up against the cap. Other than that, there should be an exclusivity deal with the NCAA. The HIFL is the premier football league in the world and they should act like it. There's no good reason for college players having the option of going to the PFL, so the HIFL should demand exclusivity or cut the NCAA out completely. If they won't send their players straight to us, we should expand the draft internationally and encourage highschool players to swerve the college league and go straight to the IFAF. I would encourage that anyway because the standard of competition and coaching in the college game has disintegrated in recent years. I can't remember the last good draft class we saw. We should also cancel the trade window with the PFL. The current deal doesn't help anyone with the restrictions currently in place. Most importantly, we need a new commish who will actually fight for the league. I'll throw my hat in the ring for that job. At the minute, all the issues and failures of the league are being laid at the feet of GMs, but it's the league office that's failing everyone. The HIFL is a league I love and my life's work, but it's doomed on its current path. People are saying I'm having a tantrum or I'm a diva, but I'm just ahead of the curve.

Brosnan: That's all we have time for. Thank you to GM Kirk for joining us and thanks to all of you out there listening. Were those the rantings of a bitter man or the words of a visionary? Let us know in the comments. We'll get to the superchats right after this word from our sponsor.

Kirk: I can still hear you, you know.  Cun...

[GM Eli]

Tony Brostradamus' Way Too Early Season 17 Forecast

As the HIFL draft concludes and teams look toward filling out their final roster spots with what remains of their salary cap, the most accurate predicter of the future (aka yours truly) is here once again to give you an early edition of the High Impact Football League season forecast. Obviously the outlook for any team could change as the draft reaches its conclusion and teams here and there will be able to make one or two splash signings in free agency. Yet all things considered, I think at this point in the off season we can start to get a feel for who has a GM with a functioning brain, and who doesn't.

Let's get right into the news, shall we?

North East Division
It might be the case that the North East is once again on the verge of being the toughest division in football. In my opinion Dante Rinaldi and the newly christened Detroit Fury are the x-factor in this division. If J.D. Corrales is able to return to the level of play we saw at one point in Vancouver then the Fury could very easily win this division and play spoiler to both Cleveland and St. Paul. At the end of the day, I think the Fury are one year away from being a realistic contender for the division and with St. Paul seemingly rolling into Season 17 with an unproven young QB leading their offense, this division should be the Mustangs to lose. Sorry Barons fans, regardless of what Mike Powers manages to do in free agency this season I think you'll be the cellar dwellers once again.

Gulf Coast Division
Can Jamie Ortega still do Jamie Ortega things? Can Big Bruce keep pounding QB's into the dirt? At some point conventional wisdom would expect their physical prowess to begin to deteriorate and with it the Impact Bowl hopes and dreams of the Nighthawks faithful. Who is going to wind up being the best team in the division? The more challenging question may be who is going to end up being the worst team in the division. Because of the significant amount of departures and retirements that Orlando has suffered, paired with the big money acquisitions Cancun made this off season has me thinking that the Stampede may falter. And while I don't think the Mutineers are going to win the division or make the playoffs, they're good enough to play spoiler to both Miami and Alabama. Still, it's the first two players I mentioned who continue to be the ones who will determine how this division will go. If Jamie and Bruce are themselves, nobody is toppling Bama. That's my pick.

P.S. Screw you, Aaron Kitchen.

Mid-Atlantic Division
GM Justin might not know the names of any of the players in the league, but he has an eye for spotting which nameless entities before him have talent. The problem for Justin is the same problem that New Jersey and Amsterdam face. That problem is one began to present itself about halfway through Season 16 and his name is Lincoln Doss. Even if AJ can recover quicker than anyone expects him to, and even if Kyle Wright continues to be clutch, this division is the Harriers to win or to lose and whatever path they take will be entirely dependent on the performance of Lincoln Doss. My guess is Doss has an MVP level season and leads the Harriers to the best record in the Eastern Conference.

Mid-South Division
GM Kirk is gone and in his place GM Lane has turned the world upside down in Charlotte. The long term prospects of Lane's roster overhaul are interesting, but in the short term Maximus Crowe and his Queen City squad are going to find themselves firmly in the basement of the Mid South when all things are said and done in Season 17. Music City may continue to be the class of the division, but the departure of Dale Bright accompanied by the salary cap challenges that face the Kings as of this moment might be warning signs that all is not well in Tennessee. The outlier, in my opinion, is whether Jaylon Winston can become the Quarterback that had Mastodons fans salivating as they watched him throw for 50 touchdowns in an early offseason McFadden playthrough. I think the Mid-South is primed to produce an upset this year and I'll bank on Myrtle Beach finishing the season atop the division with the Underground and Kings waging war for the final wild card spot in the East.

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South Pacific Division
Crikey! Throw another shrimp on the barbie. GM Lucas brings his chaotic management style to a team, and a fanbase, that is used to the consistency and stability that GM Dazz has provided in recent years. Buckle Up, Sydney, because the mad scientist is at the helm. The forecast for you all is luxury tax hell, but before that hits you'll probably at least make the playoffs for one or two more seasons before it all implodes. This is aided by a bit of a roster overhaul in Pearl Harbor with new GM Anelli moving on from significant players this off season. The Silverbacks will continue to go as Keenan Daley goes and while that could easily lead them to the best record in the conference, it could also lead to them being stuck in that 6 to 8 win range if his health and confidence plummets again. The Long Beach Mermen seem to be the team with the most stability, and new head coach Jose Mackey has experience leading winning teams. Put your money on the Mermen.

Mid-West Division
It's still Patty Owen season. Sorry to the Bruins, Inferno and Pride fan bases. Until you catch up with the monstrosity that Cory has built there's no question that the Arctic Foxes maintain control of their territory. With that said, the battle for second place should be an entertaining one. A rebuilt offensive line in Rapid City could see them push for a wildcard berth. The same could be said for the Pride who come into the season with a bonafide star in the making under center. The Bruins won't be pushovers either but may regress if you attribute their improvement last season to Rapid City and Lincoln faltering rather than Dario's squad being that good. Time will tell, but they're all running a race against the best team in all of football and that is just a losing formula.

South-West Division
An early playoff exit saw a lot of turnover for the Tucson Stars and while they continue to be talented, I think this is a year where Tucson fans will need to temper their expectations some. Luckily for them they're in a division with struggling San Antonio and a Dallas team that has, inexplicably, decided to try and run an antiquated Wishbone offense and an outside the box 5-2 defense. That leaves Vegas as the Stars primary competition and after Metro has been left watching his head coach and both coordinators from an Impact Bowl winning season either retire or move on to different jobs, it's fair to expect them to take a step back. That doesn't even consider the fact that Las Vegas also lost their own all-world cornerback in James Porter to the Myrtle Beach Mastodons. Upheaval such as this can lead to issues with team chemistry and I think regression on the part of both divisional powerhouses should be expected. Lucky for Stars fans I believe they'll win the division, but I expect their playoff run to end early on once again.

So there you have it. The early edition of Tony Brostradamus' Season 17 forecast is live. Do you agree? Disagree? Leave your thoughts in the comments. I'll be sure not to read them.

[Talon]

10 UNDRAFTED FREE AGENTS EVERY TEAM SHOULD RUSH TO SIGN
by: Cornelius Elston  -- Season 16/17 Off-season

The Season 17 Amateur draft has come and slowly gone and in its wake a large pool of talented athletes find themselves on the cusp of unemployment, but for a select few there is still a path to achieving their dream of playing in the High Impact Football League or PFL thanks to Undrafted Free Agent contracts.  UDFA contracts are staples of the off-season, teams who spend too much on superstars and aging veterans often need help filling out their roster with affordable salaries and their is no more affordable salary than the below-veteran minimum UDFA contract. ...Lets take a look at my personal top 10 of available UDFAs this season.


10. Jeff Savage - Cornerback - East Carolina
A returnman at ECU who managed two INTs and 25 PDs in his senior year as well with a 50% completion rate against for his career; Jeff Savage is a low key slot and return man prospect with the most speed remaining on defense in the UDFA pool.

9. James Sigler - Kicker - Wisconsin
Kickers aren't typically a draft priority unless your team went 1/8 in a playoff game, that being said Sigler is as accurate as they come, his biggest knock is his range.  He's hit from 55 but is 4/8 for his career from 50+ yards.  3 year starter with a career 84.5% conversion rate, he'll get looks from a team who's got a one-star talent holding down the job currently.

8. Austin Browder - Wide Receiver - South Carolina
3 years of playing time at South Carolina netted AB 132 catches, 2215 yards, and 17 TDs, while he was never the WR1 target for DeAngelo Vaughan he was always a reliable outlet. A solid route runner who serves his purpose, he could carve out a role as a reserve or developing slot receiver.

7.  John McConnell - Kicker Fresno State
With only a 83.7% conversion rate McConnell isn't as accurate but he's also not afraid to put his leg to the test.  In 2024, McConnell hit a 60 yard FG to win a game for Fresno State and was 4/5 from 50+ that year.  A strong leg and a confidence you can't teach, He could compete for a job.

6. Jeffrey Tan - Guard - Florida
A four year starter for the Gators, Tan gave up 2 sacks last season and 3 for his career.  He also had a career best 57 pancakes this past season.  He's a giant run blocker who needs coaching, but his size and drive are great building blocks!

5. Jose Cary - Wide Receiver -  Navy
A history of lower body injuries plagued Jose's career but during his 31 starts across 3 years he managed 1726 yards and 17 TDs while helping Navy win back to back AAC conference Championships. Elite agility and great speed make him a tempting project for teams with a great development system on offense.

4. Luis Moulton - Strong Safety - Texas
Moulton started for three seasons at Texas piling up 218 tackles, 12 TFLs and 8 sacks during that span.  Luis forfeited his senior season to go pro, but finds himself on the outside looking in now. A team captain at UT, this guy has an infectious smile and a great team-first attitude making him a perfect fit as a SS2 as a rookie with room to grow!

3. Reggie Berry - Guard - Notre Dame
Last season the HIFL saw their offensive lines crushed by critics due to the high sack rates around the league; despite that the top three players on our list are offensive linemen, meaning a lot of teams didn't do enough homework.   Reggie Berry missed the entire season with a back injury, but in his two seasons prior as a starter for the Irish, Berry compiled 101 pancakes without allowing a sack or missing a block.  He was a 2nd team All-American in 2023 and arguably worthy of honor again in 2024.   Injury concerns have him ranked behind the top two, but there is little doubt he deserves serious consideration by teams needing help on the interior.

2. Zachary Castaneda - Center - Connecticut
A lack of film and stats are why Castaneda wasn't on anyone's radar, the 21 year old got only a few snaps during his time at UConn due to ineligibility concerns with the NCAA.  As a result the former Division II superstar didn't get on the field thus crippling his draft stock.   Elite size and amazing tools, he's just looking for reps and someone to take him under their wing to help him refine his  technique.

1. Osvaldo Carson - Guard - Louisville
A three year starter for a top-end Louisville club that has wins over North Carolina and an ACC title under their belt during his tenure. Carson showed his value by collecting a career high 11 pancakes against a dominant North Carolina team this past season and it was a shock to most experts when he went undrafted.  Teams may not have scouted him, and while they might not know his strengths and weaknesses, he's likely to be a target of all 32 clubs.

[GM Gooch]

A TALE OF THE TRADE: THE SAN ANTONIO/MYRTLE BEACH TRADE
by: Rockwell Locke  -- Season 16/17 Off-season

Today we are going to break down one of the more controversial trades of the HIFL draft between the Myrtle Beach Mastodons and the San Antonio Knights. Both teams, rebuilding and trying to impress their fan bases, have all eyes on them and each move they make is going to be scrutinized and this blockbuster trade is no different. GM Gooch is starting year three of his rebuild while GM BD is on the hot seat on the final year of his contract in San Antonio. Let's take a look at the trade.

San Antonio gets:
S17 Long Beach 1st
S17 Miami 1st
S17 Miami 2nd
S17 Dallas 2nd
S17 Milwaukee 2nd
S17 Orlando 4th

Myrtle Beach gets:
S17 San Antonio 1st

We know that Myrtle Beach would use that draft pick to draft the popular Appalachian State corner Johnny Victory who, rumor has it, was on multiple draft boards on draft day. Many naysayers feel that GM Buckson Gooch gave up too much to get that pick, but our sources from Myrtle Beach say Gooch is very happy with gaining the services of Victory and he isn't concerned with what those outside of his war room say. Victory concluded his final year at Appalachian State with 113 tackles, 2 interceptions, 1 sack, 2 forced fumbles, 1 defensive touchdown, 8 tackles for loss and a 54% target/Catch percentage.

Now let's look at what San Antonio did with that bundle of picks.

Within hours, GM BD and GM Rinaldi had a deal in place that allowed GM BD to move up in the draft from #28 (S17 Long Beach Round 1) to #21 (S17 Pearl Harbor Round 1) along with some other pieces. With hindsight, we know that GM BD had a target he wanted, and was able to get to him with this trade. GM BD really wanted Lawrence Lockett, but we'll discuss that more in a moment.

Michigan Monsters Receive:
Long Beach S17 1st Round Pick (#28)
Dallas S17 2nd Round Pick
San Antonio S17 7th Round Pick

San Antonio Knights Receive:
Pearl Harbor S17 1st Round Pick (#21)
Michigan S17 3rd Round Pick
Michigan S17 5th Round Pick

After this trade, GM BD made the first of his 2 first round picks. With Pearl Harbor's pick, he took the electric running back Lawrence Lockett. Lockett, the most sought after running back in this draft class, was third in rushing in the NCAA with an impressive 1,532 yards rushing while averaging 6.7 yards per carry and carrying the ball over the goal line 14 times. He had 13 rushes of over 20 yards and 7 rushes of over 40 yards and didn't give up a fumble on the year. This pick isn't without some controversy though. A number of weeks before the draft, Cal offensive coordinator, George Davis, was quoted on a hot mic saying, "Lockett is just an example of how great my system is.  He's a product of what I do at the position and we aren't losing anything with him graduating, I can make anyone look good and he is proof of that." The 5th year senior was the Doak Walker Award winner and is positioned to prove his former offensive coordinator wrong. Davis's hot mic comments didn't seem to take as there was still much interest in Lockett this year.

The pick that GM BD made with Miami's 1st Round Draft pick was tackle Lawrence Naquin. In a draft where many say that Kevin Farrington was the crown jewel of offensive linemen, Naquin isn't a bum by any means. His final year at Colorado State brought 68 pancake blocks, zero sacks allowed, and only three missed blocks. Naquin, Don Pleasant, and David Fusco will all be fighting to be the starters this year in San Antonio. I believe we will see Don Pleasant as left tackle and Naquin as right tackle with Fusco backing them up, but I wouldn't be shocked to see GM BD give Naquin the nod and have him protect the newly acquired Keegan's blind side.

These picks will cause QB Hilton Keegan to surely be happy knowing that GM BD is looking out for him by drafting a running back that can, hopefully, take some of the burden off of him, and a tackle to protect him from getting slaughtered.

This put the current draft pick rate and draft picks for GM BD now at:

S17 Pearl Harbor 1st Round Pick – RB – Lawrence Lockett
S17 Miami 1st Round Pick – T – Lawrence Naquin
S17 Milwaukee 2nd Round Pick
S17 Miami 2nd Round Pick
S17 Michigan 3rd Round Pick
S17 Orlando 4th Round Pick
S17 Michigan 5th Round Pick

In a peculiar trade, GM BD sent Miami's 2nd round pick and a previously acquired Vancouver 2nd round pick to Cancun with GM BD returning Cancun's S18 2nd Round pick and S17 Oakland's 5th Round Pick. On paper, this trade doesn't look balanced, but we aren't privy to the conversations between the GMs that got them to this conclusion being a good deal for both parties.

Cancun Mutineers Receive:
Vancouver S17 2nd Round Pick
Miami S17 2nd Round Pick

San Antonio Knights Receive:
Cancun S18 2nd Round Pick
Oakland S17 5th Round Pick

After this trade, GM BD selected running back Michael Cook with Milwaukee's 2nd round pick. Some thought this pick was a bit of a stretch in the 2nd round as Michael Cook was the 60th ranked running back in the NCAA this past year with 911 rushing yards and a lackluster 3.6 yards per carry. What Cook does bring to the table is great speed and remarkable hands and this could play well into GM BD's plans by utilizing Cook in the offense by being a pass threat. Cook had over 80 yards receiving for Texas this year averaging over 6 yards per catch. This changed the nature of the trade order a bit and GM BD made draft pick with Milwuakee's 2nd round pick.

DRAFT CAPITAL FROM INITIAL TRADE
S17 Pearl Harbor 1st Round Pick – RB – Lawrence Lockett
S17 Miami 1st Round Pick – T – Lawrence Naquin
S17 Milwaukee 2nd Round Pick – RB – Michael Cook
S17 Michigan 3rd Round Pick
S17 Orlando 4th Round Pick
S17 Michigan 5th Round Pick
S17 Oakland 5th Round Pick
S18 Cancun 2nd Round Pick

After this pick, GM Pancho and GM BD made a trade that sent a pair of 4th rounders to Alabama with 4th and 5th round picks for S18 going to GM BD. Something could be said for GM BD taking a loss on this trade in giving up two 4th rounders and receiving a 4th and 5th in return, but if he is building to the future, then this could be a viable trade.

Alabama Nighthawks Receive:
S17 4th Round Draft Pick [Orlando]
S17 4th Round Draft Pick [Las Vegas]

San Antonio Knights Receive:
S18 4th Round Draft Pick [Alabama]
S18 5th Round Draft Pick [Alabama]

Following this trade, GM BD took Michigan State defensive end James Chapa with Michigan's 3rd round pick. Chapa had 38 tackles, 3 sacks, 5 knockdowns, 9 hurries, 1 forced fumble, and 3 tackles for loss this past season. Chapa should play in nicely into the San Antonio defense where, by the looks of their roster, he is going to be tapped to be a day 1 starter.

In GM BD's final pick in the S17 Draft, utilizing Oakland's 5th round pick, he took what some considered a steal in Ole Miss defensive tackle Karl Wood. Wood had 14 knockdowns on the year which impressed many scouts and 9 hurries which was very good for the big man and obviously caught the eye of GM BD.

So what is the final take on this controversial trade? Was it worth it for GM Gooch to trade so many picks to move up to #6? Did GM BD utilize those picks to help build his franchise? Here is the final outlook on the trade:

Myrtle Beach received:
S17 San Antonio 1st Round Pick - CB - Johnny Victory

San Antonio received:
S17 Pearl Harbor 1st Round Pick – RB – Lawrence Lockett
S17 Miami 1st Round Pick – T – Lawrence Naquin
S17 Milwaukee 2nd Round Pick – RB – Michael Cook
S17 Michigan 3rd Round Pick – DE – James Chapa
S17 Michigan 5th Round Pick – STILL TAKEN BY PEARL HARBOR
S17 Oakland 5th Round Pick – DT Karl Wood
S18 Cancun 2nd Round Pick
S18 Alabama 4th Round Pick
S18 Alabama 5th Round Pick

GM Gooch walked away with the top corner in the draft class while GM BD walks away with what many believe is the top running back in the draft, a top 5 offensive tackle, a good running back, a good defensive end, a potential surprisingly good defensive tackle, and draft picks for S18.

We may not know who really WON this trade for a few seasons to come, but isn't that the case with all trades? But that has never stopped the peanut gallery and armchair quarterbacks from having opinions, comment below and let us know what you think of this controversial trade between San Antonio and Myrtle Beach and all the moving pieces involved.

[GM Gooch]

Music holds a special place in people's hearts. Whether it be their first kiss, their first love, their first date...or something most important, the music they want to feel at a football game! Today I'll take my sports reporter hat off and put my music critic hat on and we'll look through what we've got. Let's discuss the music choices for teams in the HIFL today from their most recent lock in sheets released to the press by the league.

Alabama Nighthawks

1. "SOUND OF DA POLICE (KRS-One) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c&ab_channel=KRSOneVEVO
The sound bite of "WOOP WOOP" to be played as an audial highlight whenever the Nighthawks get a first down.  The full intro to be played after scoring a touchdown on offense.  The music is cut off during the instrumental before it gets to the first bars – emphasizing on the chros WOOP WOOP – DAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE!


2. "WINNER" (Jamie Foxx ft Justin Timberlake & T.I.) https://youtu.be/L9RsZlS8Ue8?t=52
When the game is in hand – the song will start playing so that the entire crowd can chant and sing along to the chorus "You know you looking at a winner, winner winner ... I can't miss – can't lose – can't miss ... you know you looking at a winner, winner, winner ... Cause I'm a winner – YEAH I'm a winner"

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: The league had better get ready to hear a lot of WOOP WOOP this year. A healthy Jamie Ortega means a lot of ball movement for The Nighthawks. "Winner" really slaps, too. I'd never heard this song before getting the list the league released to the press. This song goes hard and the fans are going to love it. They are going to memorize it before the season so that when they get their first victory, they an sing along at the top of their lungs. GM Pancho has done a fine job picking out music that fits his franchise and the fans are going to have a great time at games in Alabama.

Amsterdam Smoke

1. Within Temptation ft. Jacoby Shaddix - The Reckoning
The Amsterdam Smoke's official anthem is provided by home town band Within Temptation. Played upon the Smoke's introductions during warm ups and the chorus is used for touchdowns and turnovers.

2. Metallica - You Must Burn!
Metal legends Metallica lend their song You Must Burn! from their upcoming album to the Smoke to be played against opposing teams before crucial moments during the game. The refrain You Must Burn! is aggressively played to rattle the opposing team, and guitar solos from the song feature as stadium transition music.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: Before team songs had been released to the press, I had never heard "Within Temptation" and boy let me tell you, I just put it on my HYPE playlist on my Spotify. GM T-Bone is using aspects of this song for multifaceted reasons and he's betting hard that the fans are going to like it...and I believe they will. The only thing that could cause fans to tire of this song is if we get too many touchdowns from that 2TE set that Amsterdam is famous for. Having seen Metallica live, this song is going to be a crowd pleaser and will rattle opposing teams. Fantastic album and great song choice. GM T-Bone put a lot of thought into his song selections and they are great. Amsterdam fans will love them.

Cancun Mutineers

1. Sea Shanty Medley - Home Free - https://youtu.be/lLGLUSzzuWU
In the moments before kickoff this song will play to try and get the crowd singing along and hyped up. We all know that people who have been imbibing various spirits love to sing, even if it's not all that coherent.

2. The Sound of Sails - Bear McCreary - https://youtu.be/gwIRzgbe2jo?t=74
Plays after a victory while the black flag is raised high above the seats just behind the home endzone.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: I think these are great choices. The fans are going to have a great time singing a long with acapella group Home Free and getting hyped for opening kickoff. I think the Sound of the Sails will also be a big hit after a home win. These songs really drive home the atmosphere that GM Eli is wanting to make for fans if they come to a home game in Cancun. I for one hope that GM Eli will send me a press pass, so I can sing along!

Cleveland Mustangs

1. "Cleveland Rocks" - The Presidents of the United States of America - https://youtu.be/SJ3plaSowWc
In the build up to the opening kickoff this song will blare throughout the stadium to get the fans hyped up and as loud as they possibly can be.

2. "Hang On Sloopy" - The Best Damn Band In The Land - THE Ohio State University Marching Band - https://youtu.be/ibiFbf0x7Ng
Played in the moments before the second half kickoff and, as any good Ohioan knows, will likely be sung along to by the fans in attendance with a hearty chorus of O-H-I-O echoing around the stadium.

3. "Chimes & Carmen Ohio" The Best Damn Band In The Land - THE Ohio State University Marching Band - https://youtu.be/m4QN3o1Tf0k
Played after home victories as the fans are getting ready to depart from the stadium and continue their celebration all over the city.

4. "We Dont Give A Damn For The Whole State Of Michigan" The Best Damn Band In The Land - THE Ohio State University Marching Band - https://youtu.be/ezUNyTsG4RI
Played on numerous occasions throughout the game when the Michigan Monsters come to town, but especially after the Mustangs defense causes turnovers or the offense scores touchdowns.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: Quite a Line-up from Cleveland. Let's just look at a few of their songs. "Cleveland Rocks" is an excellent song to start festivities off to. This song most undoubtedly will get the fans completely hyped in Cleveland! Excellent song choicage. The next song we'll look at is "Chimes & Carmen Ohio" by THE Ohio State University Marching Band. Talk about an ultimate song to get a pop from fans in Ohio. Once the first few notes are hit, fans will be electric as they leave the stadium with a big victory and take that out into the community celebrating. I believe we will see exactly what GM Wayne envisions.

Detroit Fury

1. "Delusions of Saviour" by Slayer (https://youtu.be/Zo-zaoV2M6M?si=3p3KENK6_IVYFumT)
-This song is used by the Fury when they are making their entrance onto the field at home.


2. "Welcome 2 Detroit" Trick Trick ft Eminem (https://youtu.be/nvg2dDGKgZI?si=Oxed50vPK0eI8g1v)
-Plays after every home win.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: "Delusions of a Savior" is going to hit hard as the Fury take the field. I think the fans will get hyped for this and get ready for the ball game. "Trick Trick" is a lot of fun and I believe after a victory, the fans are going to go wild for this one. If they go on a winning streak, it would be great to see if the HIFL would allow Trick Trick/Eminem to do a halftime show. Overall I think this is a good set of songs that the fans will enjoy and will enjoy for different reasons. The Slayer song will get them prepared to get hyped and "Welcome to Detroit" is going to be cheers of excitement after a victory.

Lincoln Pride

1. Ladies and Gentlemen – Saliva - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMlKmELIhgY
The song that plays at the beginning of the game as the team is introduced and makes their way onto the field.


2. All I Do Is Win - DJ Khaled
To be played any time the Lincoln Pride score a touchdown.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: GM Evans may have had the most popular songs of anyone on this list. Both of his songs are hype machines. "Ladies and Gentlemen" is one of the best hype songs of all time. The bleachers in Lincoln will be bumping as the team runs onto the field. The only thing that would make this better is if GM Evans purchased Pyro to go with the song. The 2nd Song he listed, "All I do is Win" is a football game classic as well. It's impossible to not tap your toe at the least and sing your lungs out at best to this song. Fans will want touchdowns for two reasons. 1) to win! 2) To Sing "All I Do is Win!" Great choices. Lincoln will be hyped this year.

Long Beach Mermen

1. (Under The Sea) (Samuel E Wright) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGIjTh_hBZIl)
Used on 3rd downs/other key defensive stands. For real, imagine how distracting it'd be as a QB for a stadium full of people to sing that song from The Little Mermaid when you're trying to call a big play.


2. (Return Of The Mack) (Mark Morrison) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w)
Team Entrance Pregame & Post-TD Music. Changed up for this season to commemorate the return Mermen legend Jose Mackey as HC.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: If you go to a Long Beach Mermen game this year, you're going to be in for a fun time, young and old. I'm sitting here at 41 years old, singing along with "Under the Sea"...and if I am...a grizzled, sports writer...I imagine thousands of people, when given the opportunity, will do the same and create one of the brightest and fun distractions for an opposing offense. This is a tactical move by the brilliant GM BIG DOG. One of the biggest offseason stories was Jose Mackey returning to Long Beach as the Head Coach of the team he ran for so many yards for. The fanbase is excited to see him back and they will get to celebrate him each home game in multiple ways. Smart moves by the Goat owning GM.

Miami Killer Whales

1. "My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light 'Em Up)" by Fall Out Boy
(https://youtu.be/LkIWmsP3c_s?si=-fn8d8YnGNgVxqkf)
This will play prior to the start of the second half. Also, the chorus will play after big defensive stands.

2. "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
(https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM?si=LtcydlYVV9_p4LYg)
This song will play prior to kickoff as the players come out onto the field.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: Great selection using "My Songs Know What you Did in the Dark (Light ' Em Up)" to start the Second half. Most teams have started the game with songs and GM Gates thinking outside of the box uses his to start the second half. We will also hear the chorus after big defensive stands. Brilliant move. "Can't Hold Us" is a great song for prior to kickoff as the players get ready to play on the field. This gets the mood where it should be. It's time to be serious...but it's also a game. The players are having fun...the fans are having fun...and everyone EVERYONE wants to win. Miami is going to be a great atmosphere for ball games this year.

Myrtle Beach Mastodons

1. (The Batman (2022) Theme || Metal Cover) (Ro Panuganti) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0fBKV5f78E&list=WL&index=21)
To be played when the team takes the field


2. (Upside Down & Inside Out) (OK Go) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWGJA9i18Co&t=87s)
To be played (starting at the 87 second mark) after every touchdown!

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: I understand why GM Gooch did what he did with the opening song coinciding with his Batman PR for Jaylon Winston. This song absolutely rocks. It's going to have the fans up and cheering as the team takes the field. The other song GM Gooch used starts with, "DON'T STOP! CAN'T STOP! IT'S LIKE A FREIGHTRAIN!!!" and will play after every Myrtle Beach Touchdown. Two hyped songs that I think GM Gooch did a good job picking out. Myrtle Beah is going to have a great atmosphere this year.

Portland Brewers

1. Have A Drink On Me-AC/DC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKc_Ej8RiVs)
Used as the team is making their way out of the tunnel to get the crowd and players hyped.


2. Beer!- Psychostick (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4)
The Chorus is used upon any touchdowns, interceptions, or defensive fumble recoveries.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: First things first, I'm surprised there were no songs about smarter football or being smarter in this lineup. Just songs about drinking.  Just about any AC/DC song is going to get people hyped and "Have a Drink On Me" is no different. Fans will be singing along as the team runs out of the tunnel and onto the field. The guitar truly shreds on this song. I'd never heard "BEER!" before, but the screaming in the chorus makes you feel like you want to run for a TD, so GM Josh putting the chorus down for big time hype things for his team like TDs, INTs, FF recoveries, and the like is going to have the crowd thumping.

San Antonio Knights

1. Mr. Car Radio - Twenty-one Pilots vs. The Killers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tLk6NafIA
Played when the Knights entered the stadium Pre-Game


2. I Need You to Hurry Up (Dua Lupa VS Kanye West)   
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHcs2KNq3Dk   
When a team scores a touchdown and the offense takes the field

3. Luniz - I Got 5 On It       
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me3CPl_i4C4     
Played each time the Knight's defense took the field and on crucial 3rd or 4th down plays on defense

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: My personal hope is that the team will run out during the chorus of "Mr. Car Radio" because that part slaps. If they run out during the beginning of the song, I think it's going to fall a little flat. Interesting Mash-up that will be unique to any stadium! "I need you to hurry up" is most definitely going to get fans hyped up as the offense takes the field and for each touchdown. Smart move by GM Black Death to get double the use out of a single song. The third song we're looking at is "I got 5 on it" by Luniz. A true hip hop classic from 1995's Operation Stackola, it's now in HIFL. Knowing GM BD, I get the feeling some special sub woofers are going to be all around the arena and this song is going to bump the stadium. I know 11 players coming on the field for the defense will get hyped coming on the field and this will definitely get people hyped up for big stops on defense. Good choices from GM BD.

Seattle Lumberjacks

1. "WIN" by Jay Rock (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SubOCo5aQuQ)
Seattle's pre-game run-out song.


2. "I Just Wanna Rock" by Lil Uzi Vert (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqunRm_dSHw)
The song blasts through the arena on big defensive stops or offensive drives with the game on the line.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION: The Pregame Song is going to be lit. The fans are going to go nuts and players are going to get hyped. "WIN" is going to do what GM Stark intends for it to do. I'm looking forward to the sanitized version of this song that will be played at our family friendly games. Like many of the songs that I've heard with today's rollout, I'm not familiar with "Just Wanna Rock" by Lil Uzi Vert. The beat is sick. This is going to be a great song to further hype up the fans after big defensive stops and slowing an offensive drive. Seattle is going to go hard in the music department this year. Opposing teams aren't going to like how loud the fans are going to get.

Winnipeg Arctic Foxes

1. (Fox on the Run) (Sweet) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdFA6sI6-8
Song to be played at the beginning of the games and after a victory.


2. (Raise A Little Hell) (Trooper) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NowqPTLAtAk
A Canadian classic, Troopers iconic tune will be played at the beginning of the 2nd half or anytime the game get's a little chippy.

ROCKWELL'S OPINION – "Fox on the Run" is a perfect song to kick off games and conclude after victories. The Winnipeg faithful will memorize the words and sing along. Who could ask for anything more? The fans are going to love this. Another throwback to Trooper's "Raise a Little Hell" and will be played whenever the team comes out in the 2nd half and whenever the game get's a little chippy. I could see the song causing the blood pressure of fans to go up when they hear it because big things are happening on the field. They will drive down the road and hear this song and flashback to great Artic Fox plays and their adrenaline will start pumping. GM C4 with some interesting, throwbacks that have a propensity to be very popular!


So what was your take? What games are you looking forward to attending the most? Which music got YOU hype? Leave a comment down below and someone is bound to read it.

Best wishes, Rockwell Locke.

[Talon]

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EXPERTS PREDICT EACH HIFL DIVISION WINNER AHEAD OF 2026 SEASON
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TRAVIS SWIFT
August 14, 2026


Can the Alabama Nighthawks return to the playoffs after a disappointing season?

We asked 20 sports journalists across the nation to vote for each division's winner.   Here are the results just days before the start of Season 17.

North East: Cleveland Mustangs (8)
Runner Up: Detroit Fury (7)

Gulf Coast: Miami Killer Whales (11)
Runner Up: Alabama Nighthawks (5)

Mid Atlantic: London Harriers (13)
Runner Up: New Jersey Dragons (5)

Mid South: Music City Kings (8)
Runner Up: Atlanta Underground (7)

North Pacific: Portland Brewers (14)
Runner Up: Vancouver Wolfpack (6)

South West: Tucson Stars (12)
Runner Up: Las Vegas Scorpions (8)

Mid West: Winnipeg Arctic Foxes (13)
Runner Up: Lincoln Pride (5)

South Pacific: Long Beach Mermen (12)
Runner Up: Sydney Stingrays (8)

[Talon]

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PANIC METER FOR ALL NINE HIFL TEAMS THAT HAVE STARTED THE YEAR 0-2
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TRAVIS SWIFT
September 15, 2026


Should the Dallas Mariachis be worried about their Wishbone offense, or does do they need a larger sample size?


Quickly the shine of a new season has faded for several clubs around the league do to a slow start.   What started as a time for optimism for 32 clubs and their front offices quickly becomes "this is going to be a long season" for a handful, especially after falling to 0-2; but when is it time to hit the panic button?  Certainly week 3 is too soon to start a fire sale, right?   RIGHT?   Lets dive in and take a look at all nine teams who have started off with the dreaded 0-2, and see how concerned each team should be.


Milwaukee Barons
Week 1: 48-31 vs. Las Vegas
Week 2: 35-31 vs. London

The Milwaukee Barons were a very bad team last season finishing the season 3-13 and having a top 5 draft pick while boasting the 28th ranked scoring offense and defense so the expected win total for this season wasn't high and while the defense has still struggled allowing 83 points so far, their is a lot to be said for scoring 31 points and being in a competitive game against the defending Impact Bowl Champs and one of the favorites in the Eastern Conference this season.   Head Coach Joseph Dobbins has the offense playing significantly better than a year ago and this team is still finding its voice defensively.  All in all, things seem positive on the Flight Deck.

Panic Meter:  2 (Low)


Amsterdam Smoke
Week 1: 31-24 vs. New Jersey
Week 2: 23-22 vs. DC

The return of QB AJ Campanelli has been successful only in the fact that the former #1 overall pick has looked healthy, but an anemic run game and costly late turnovers have haunted the Smoke, to make matters worse, the two losses have been vs. divisional opponents putting Amsterdam into an even deeper whole if the club is to pursue a division crown this season. That being said, Amsterdam have been pleased with the play of 3rd overall pick Jett Wilkinson who has shown big play ability and positive chemistry with Campanelli, which is good for the long term future of the club.

Panic Meter: 4 (low-medium)


Miami Killer Whales
Week 1: 35-10 vs. Sydney
Week 2: 38-26 vs. Miami

An Impact Bowl favorite coming into the season after the big money addition of QB Aaron Kitchen, the Miami Killer Whales have looked anything but spectacular to start the year.  A pass defense that has allowed 330+ yards per game and an offense that has struggled to score, Miami finds itself in a position that few expected.   With three of their next four opponents currently sitting at 2-0, three of four opponents being divisional rivals, and the only non-undefeated team on the slate being the 0-2 Alabama Nighthawks, Miami is in a position that could either see them instantly claw back to the top of the division and re-establish themselves, or if their struggles continue they could be faced with a lost-season entering their week 7 bye week.   GM Gates has to right the ship quickly, or else this could be a brutal year.

Panic Meter: 9 (High)


Alabama Nighthawks
Week 1: 17-13 vs. Cancun
Week 2: 33-28 vs. Pearl Harbor

The Alabama Nighthawks are a proud franchise, maybe the most prideful in the sport; so when the Cancun Kraken literally planted their flag on their home field, fans expected to see a very loud response from the Hawks in week 2 against the Pearl Harbor Predators, but instead Alabama seemly let a missed 52 yard lead-extending FG try zap their motivation late in the 4th quarter, allowing Dominic Owens to orchestrate two long TD drives to take a 33-28 lead, but when Jamie Ortega took the ball with 1:15 to play, you still thought Alabama was going to complete the comeback.  However on 4th down and 2 to go at the PH-31, a false start and a pass-breakup ensured the mighty Nighthawks would join the 0-2 club.  After the game QB Jamie Ortega said "We just have to be better" and that's the truth with 2-0 Orlando on the horizon looking to drop the Hawks to an unprecedented 0-3.

Panic Meter:  6 (Medium-High)


Charlotte Crows
Week 1: 24-21 vs. Lincoln
Week 2: 41-7 vs. Atlanta

The Charlotte Crows got off to a rocky start as the teams GM Confirmed rumors that he had contemplated releasing the teams starting QB Fabian Vardy after an uneventful pre-season.    The team instead released veteran TE Alexander Massie who went on to shine for the London Harriers with two big TD catches and a 130 yards of offense.   Meanwhile the Crows were stomped out by division rival Atlanta while allowing 500 yards passing.  Now with the locker room seemingly falling a part after a recent post game outburst from safety Dan Briggs, the team needs leadership or things could go south, quickly. The only bright side is that 3 of the teams next 4 opponents are 0-2, so there could be a chance to get right.

Panic Meter: 8 (High)


Music City
Week 1: 24-7 vs. Winnipeg
Week 2: 38-17 vs. Cancun

Milk Cartons all over the great state of Tennessee have a missing poster for WR Peerless Adams plastered on them as a year after the dynamic 6'4 powerhouse hauled in 137 catches for 1976 yards, and 26 touchdown, he yet to find the end zone for the Kings. The Kings offense has struggled in general ranking last in points while rookie Bill McWhorter leading the team in rushing with only 52 yards after two weeks and QB James Barger quickly turning the fan base on himself with 4 INTs and only 1 TD.  Music City closes out the first quarter of the season with a road trip to Rapid City and a homestand against Atlanta that should help give a clearer picture of who this team really is.

Panic Meter: 5 (Medium)


Kansas City Bruins
Week 1: 34-21 vs. Portland
Week 2: 41-34 vs. Rapid City

Without Running Wolf, the Sky Bear's team has looked different in the run game.  Meanwhile the KC defense can not stop anyone on the ground giving up 238 yards per game and ranking last in total yards against as well at 512.  GM Dario and head coach Ken Graham have to right the ship defensively or their could be changes coming from the Sky Bear.   GM Dario has a little room to work after getting the team to its first winning season since 2020 last year, but one must wonder how quickly the hot seat heats up if the Bruins struggles continue.

Panic Meter: 7 (Medium-High)


San Antonio Knights
Week 1: 50-21 vs. Cleveland
Week 2: 38-24 vs. Detroit

Three straight seasons of double-digit losses have the once-proud San Antonio Knights franchise searching for answers in a post-Keenan Daley world.  GM BD is on the hot seat and with two losses and the 31st ranked scoring defense, things are not looking good.  Hilton Keegan has thrown 4 TDs but also 3 INTs and outside of Gordon Haynes the team has lacked a real star emerging.  Can someone step up to help save the Knights season?

Panic Meter:  8 (High)


Dallas Mariachis
Week 1: 33-23 vs. St. Paul
Week 2: 69-6 vs. Oakland

The Mariachis are deploying a pair of new-look schemes with their Run Heavy Wishbone offense and 5-2 defense and while it seemed in week 1 that the schemes could work as Dallas hung tight with the defending Eastern Conference champs, a 69-6 blowout loss to Oakland brought the schemes validity back into question.    This seasons is one of transition for Dallas and a learning year for rookie GM Lombardi, so expectations are not high, but how the young GM handles the team and adapts will be the true judgement on this year.   Dallas isn't expected to compete for the division yet, but will the team be able to make their outside the box offense and defensive schemes work, or will this be an experiment that is one and done?

Panic Meter: 5 (Medium)

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A LOOK AT THE UNDEFEATED TEAMS OF THE HIFL: WILL 2-0 MARK FOR FUTURE SUCCESS?
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ROCKWELL LOCKE
September 15, 2026

Quickly the shine of a new season is still bright for several clubs around the league due to a hot start. What has separated these teams from many in the first two games of the new HIFL season? Statistics show that playing at home has an advantage and of the 2-0 teams they played a combined 12 home games and only 6 away games. Could that play into why some teams are 2-0? Only time will tell. Let's take a look at the HIFL undefeated teams:


Cancun Mutineers
Week 1: 17-13 vs. Alabama
Week 2: 38-17 at Music City

From first pick in the draft to sitting at 2-0, this isn't your Mama's Cancun Mutineers. This team was put together by no accident and are doing just what GM Eli built them to do. He made a huge splash in the offseason signing great players from the IFAF and had a very good draft picking up players like DE Elijah Peppers, SS Peter Smith, and strong WR duo Chauncey Coward and Francis Phillips. I expected this team to be better than last year but beating Alabama in week 1 was not one of the things I had on my bucket list for this team. That was a tone setting week for this team and I believe we will see them either win their division or be a wild card in the playoffs capping one of the most dramatic changes from losses to wins in a team in HIFL history.


Cleveland Mustangs
Week 1: 50-21 at San Antonio
Week 2: 24-17 vs. St. Paul

Justin Fields is playing good football for Cleveland, helping lead them to a 2-0 record. Week one they dominated San Antonio scoring 50-21, the score would've been worse, had it not been for two last minute touchdowns during garbage time for San Antonio. Their next game was against division rival St. Paul and they scored early to set the tone for the game and picked up an impressive victory. Justin Fields has been a real firework for them, especially in game two where he combined for 280 yards of total offense and accounted for two TDs. This Mustangs team kept dynamic running back Willis McNasty to only 23 yards rushing.


DC Cobras
Week 1: 49-35 vs. Vancouver
Week 2: 23-22 vs. Amsterdam

GM Justin has shown great patience in Hubert Solis, drafting him in the 4th round and working with him for three seasons. Solis was slept on by many teams for not being from a Power 5 school, but DC is showing that patience pays off. Solis is having a really good season throwing for 666 yards, 6 TDs, and ZERO interceptions. AMC is making life easier on Solis too by running for over 200 yards. Both games were interesting for DC as they played from behind and beat a tough Vancouver team and scored a last second field goal off of the boot of Legg. GM Justin has to be excited about how his team has started off as many have predicted that DC will represent the East in the Impact Bowl. Close wins and come from behind wins are still just as much wins as a blow out. This DC team knows how to get in the win column and should strike fear in the heart of anyone that plays them.


Las Vegas Scorpions
Week 1: 48-31 vs. Milwaukee
Week 2: 34-24 vs. Long Beach

The defending champions have come out swinging scoring 82 points offensively, the most of any team in the league. They came back from behind a half time deficit to beat a hungry Milwaukee team and then beat perennial powerhouse Long Beach in week 2. Micah Larkin is already getting cries of "MVP! MVP!" from fans as he has already thrown for over 700 yards and 8 Tuddies. The only concern that I'm seeing with this Las Vegas team is Larkin is taking a beating taking 18 sacks in two games. Keep Larkin safe and this could be an electric year offensively for the defending champions.


London Harriers
Week 1: 44-13 vs. Seattle
Week 2: 35-31 at Milwaukee

London has put up the second most points of any team in the HIFL this season with 79 points. Doss had a great game week 1 against Seattle, then Starr stepped in when Doss went down, and threw for over 300 yards and 4 touchdowns. London has potential to be a magic team this year. London, like many others, had a come from behind win to cement their second victory against a Milwaukee team that is playing better than their 0-2 record. Robles had a good game week 1 averaging 5.4 yards per carry, but had an abysmal showing week 2 running for -4 yards. If Robles can live up to the family name and start being a big producer, this offense could go absolutely crazy.


Myrtle Beach Mastodons
Week 1: 41-24 vs. Atlanta
Week 2: 38-26 at Miami

Myrtle Beach had a very good offseason bringing in a very good RB in Crawford, a speed WR in Young to complement their great line of receivers, they drafted Kevin Farrington at OT, brought in Nutt at DE, and signed two elite corners in Porter and Simone. They were expected to be better than last year, but to beat a division rival in week 1 and then Miami week 2 has gotten this team off to a better start than anyone imagined.


Orlando Stampede
Week 1: 23-20 vs. Pearl Harbor
Week 2: 29-17 at New Jersey

Two years ago Orlando led the league in rushing at 310.9 YPG, last year they were 23rd with 102.6 YPG. While they did struggle on the ground in a defensive rainy slog against Pearl Harbor to start this year with only 82 yards, a 202 yard rushing effort on 7.5 YPC in week 2 shows they might not reach the same highs as Tuilagi's MVP season but they might have hope to regain their identity with the new backfield of Juan McKinney and rookie Saul Bennett


Sydney Stingrays
Week 1: 25-10 vs. Miami
Week 2: 20-13 vs. Tucson

Sydney is now the proud landing spot of GM Xavier Lucas, who I have dubbed "The Mad Scientist" of the HIFL. Xavier made what some considered to be damaging moves (i.e. trading Courtney Crawford their workhorse running back) this offseason, but Sydney, despite all the noise and & craziness of their offseason, have still got a lot of the pieces from the teams that won back to back division titles and a combined 25 wins the past two years and find themselves on track to do some great things again this season.


Winnipeg Arctic Foxes
Week 1: 24-7 at Music City
Week 2: 24-3 vs. Lincoln

Out of all the teams on this list, Winnipeg is the one that would be voted most likely to be here and they are already showing elite defense early in the season. They have given up 10 points in the first two games. The next best defensive effort comes from Sydney having only given up 23 points. GM Cory is meticulous in putting his team together seeing "star" ability in players that many look over and it seems like he's done it again and crafted both a strong offense and an elite defense.

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ONE PLAYER FROM EACH IFAF CLUB THAT HIFL GENERAL MANAGERS SHOULD CONSIDER SIGNING
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TRAVIS SWIFT





Argentina - Center Juan Romero
6'2" 300 lbs  28 years old
280 pancakes, 2 sacks allowed, and 2 missed blocks in 96 games.

Australia - Strong Safety Jasper Ross
6'0" 195 lbs 33 years old
680 tackles, 11 FF, 6 FR, 24 Sacks, 13 INT, 67 PD in 153 games

Austria - Linebacker Gunther Reigns
6'6" 240 lbs 27 years old
185 tackles, 14 TFL, 2 FF, 2 Sacks, 2 INT, 9 PD in 31 Games

Brazil - Defensive Tackle Marco Parks
6'4" 291 lbs, 26 years old
80 Tackles, 10 TFL, 18 hurries, 9 knockdowns, 3 sacks, 1 FF, 1 FR in 32 games

Canada - Wide Receiver KC Snowbender
6'8" 240 lbs, 22 years old
No IFAF stats.  Set single season record for receiving yards in high school with 2,842 yards.

China - Defensive End Po Mang
6'1" 266 lbs, 26 years old
211 tackles, 46 TFL, 12 FF, 5 FR, 44 Sacks, 3 Safeties in 81 games

Croatia - Running Back Stjepan Prominosovic
5'9" 220 lbs, 30 years old
12,351 rushing yards, 95 rushing TD, 2,585 receiving yards, 12 receiving TD in 160 Games

Curacao - Linebacker Jose Mijares
6'1" 219 lbs, 28 years old
459 tackles, 35 TFL, 11 FF, 4 FR, 4 Sacks, 3 INT, 20 PD in 68 Games

Egypt - Fullback Alaa Sayed
5'10" 236 lbs, 30 years old
110 catches, 749 yards, 5 TDs, 210 pancakes, 9 sacks asllowed, 8 missed blocks in 152 Games

Finland - Center Magnus Heikkila
6'3" 281 lbs, 26 years old
311 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed, 15 missed blocks in 89 Games

France - Guard Antoine Garcia
6'2" 312 lbs, 36 years old
621 Pancakes, 26 Sacks Allowed, 22 Missed Blocks in 190 games

Germany - Wide Receiver Jan Weber
6'1" 178 lbs, 33 years old
1,031 catches, 14,590 yards, 111 touchdowns in 175 Games

Ghana - Linebacker Botwe Asamoah
6'2" 276 lbs, 32 years old
913 tackles, 93 TFL, 18 FF, 11 FR, 28 Sacks, 5 INT, 48 PD in 153 Games

Greece - Kicker Sotiris Papadiamantis
6'1" 222 lbs, 28 years old
98.8% XP rate, 81.5% FG rate, 57 yard career long in 100 games

India - Tackle Ravi Das
6'3" 293 lbs, 28 years old
513 Pancakes, 9 Sacks allowed, 71 missed blocks in 126 games

Israel - Linebacker David Moshe
6'2" 251 lbs, 27 years old
495 Tackles, 41 TFL, 4 FF, 1 FR, 8 Sacks, 6 INT, 45 PD, 1 DTD in 78 Games

Italy - Cornerback Christian Fiorentino
6'6" 225 lbs, 28 years old
437 Tackles, 1 TFL, 11 FF, 6 FR, 9 INT, 72 PD, 2 DTD, 2 Blocked Punts in 99 Games

Jamaica - Wide Receiver Petey Tosh
6'1" 189 lbs, 24 years old
266 catches, 3208 yards, 19 TD in 49 Games

Japan - Cornerback Isui Ishii
6'1" 190 lbs, 31 years old
624 Tackles, 13 FF, 5 FR, 3 Sacks, 31 INT, 160 PD, 6 DTD, 3 Blocked Punts in 122 Games

Mexico - Defensive Tackle Allesandro Tapia
6'4" 310 lbs, 20 years old
177 Tackles, 39 TFL, 3 FF, 1 FR, 13 Sacks, 1 Blocked FG in 75 Games

Netherlands - Quarterback Daak Martens
6'6" 239 lbs, 28 years old
2198/3276 (67.1%) 24,083 yards, 185 TD, 85 INT, 96.6 QB Rating in 97 Games

Nigeria - Free Safety Suleiman Tobenna
6'2" 206 lbs, 27 years old
226 Tackles, 2 FF, 1 FR, 8 INT, 26 PD, 2 DTD in 62 Games

North Korea - Cornerback Do-Yun Ku
6'2" 217 lbs, 28 years old
820 Tackles, 2 TFL, 9 FF, 2 FR, 5 Sacks, 24 INT, 146 PD, 3 DTD, 1 Blocked Punt in 127 Games

Russia - Cornerback Konstantin Yakovleva
6'0" 192 lbs, 28 years old
279 Tackles, 5 FF, 3 FR, 1 Sack, 9 INT, 48 PD, 1 Blocked Punt in 73 Games

Samoa - Quarterback Kiliona Faaeteete
6'2" 226 lbs, 29 years old
1595/2651 (60.2%) 19,836 Yards, 160 TD, 63 INT, 93.6 QB Rating in 83 Games

South Africa - Guard Thato Ngcobo
6'3" 290 lbs, 30 years old
324 Pancakes, 21 Sacks Allowed, 30 Missed Blocks in 106 Games

Spain - Wide Receiver Antonio Molina
6'1" 193 lbs, 27 years old
393 Catches, 6488 yards, 50 TD in 70 Games

Sweden - Guard Magnus Sedin
6'4" 270 lbs, 27 years old
143 Pancakes, 14 Sacks Allowed, 15 Missed Blocks in 55 Games

Ukraine - Free Safety Aleksander Panchenko
6'1" 200 lbs, 27 years old
395 Tackles, 2 TFL, 8 FF, 8 FR, 3 Sacks, 32 INT, 71 PD, 8 DTD, 1 Blocked Punt in 137 Games

United Kingdom - Center Robbie Williams
6'6" 294 lbs, 28 years old
268 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed, 16 Missed Blocks in 95 Games

United States - Wide Receiver Courtney Watkins
6'2" 197 lbs, 23 years old
196 Catches, 2,125 yards, 25 TD in 29 Games

Zimbabwe - Defensive End Farai Tshuma
6'5" 301 lbs, 31 years old
292 Tackles, 64 TFL, 58 Sacks, 3 Safeties in 113 Games

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ONE PLAYER WE WANT TO SEE EVERY TEAM TRADE FOR!
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TRAVIS SWIFT
September 22, 2026


Offensive Line, Cornerback, and Running Back help appear to be early needs around the league; will anyone find the right fit for the right price?


As we near the 1/4 mark of the HIFL season, and only 7 (in season) weeks until the trade deadline, HIFL General Managers are finally getting a feeling for what their team is good at and where they need help.   That means "Trade SZN" is quickly approaching.   We decided to take a look at a player we would love to see each team trade for.  Granted this isn't a trade-machine article, so we are not diving into compensation, just a player we think each team should target.

ALABAMA NIGHTHAWKS : WR Robert Dobbins

Robert Dobbins has enjoyed playing for his father Joseph Dobbins in Milwaukee, but the opportunity to follow in his fathers foot steps and pursue a championship with the Nighthawks during a contract year is an obvious draw as well.   Dobbins is averaging 83 yards per game with 3 TDs so far this season, where as the Nighthawks leading WR Douglas Boudreaux has amassed 91 yards TOTAL this season and the entire Nighthawks team has collected 3 receiving TDs in as many games.

AMSTERDAM SMOKE : CB James Cavanaugh

The Smoke are in the market for cornerback help as McKenzie Lightner shows signs of age and Dutch corner Frenkie Kluivert has struggled to find consistency.    Richie Mears is an enigmatic corner and 34 year old Luis Paulson is a veteran mentor.  That leaves Amsterdam with  a defense that has surrendered 333 yards per game through the air ranking 29th in the league.  In James Cavanaugh they would acquire a CB1 level talent who could be available due to his expiring contract and Salt Lake's depth at corner.  Cavanaugh at times can be a boom or bust player due to his aggressive play style, but his 16 INTs and 118 PDs over his 7 year career are also evidence that he has the ball skills needed to make plays against quality opponents.

ATLANTA UNDERGROUND : RB Randall Estates

The Underground are highly ranked in nearly every category this season other than rushing.  10th in scoring, 2nd in yards, 12th in points against, 3rd in yards allowed, 1st in passing, but 31st in rushing means either the offensive line needs work or the team needs an injection of talent at the RB position; meanwhile in the Pacific North West, a former FemFL star has taken the world by storm making RB Randall Estates a popular name in trade circles.   Estates is a former #4 overall pick who has rushed for 6,670 yards over his 6 year career averaging 71 yards per game for his career. This type of production would be a huge benefit for Atlanta, and with his usage in Portland dropping from 22 carriers per game  down to only 8 per game this season, he could be available if the price is right.

CANCUN MUTINEERS: FS Timothy Dekker

Controversial trade alert!   The Cancun Mutineers #1 target should be the division rival Alabama Nighthawks Timothy Dekker.  The 33 year old free safety is in a contract year and the Alabama payroll is due for a purging as the Ortega and Wilkinson contracts continue to make it harder and harder for Alabama to manage its cap situation.  In Dekker the Mutineers add a quality piece to their vastly improved roster to get immediate results.  While Dekker wouldn't be a long term solution in the secondary, he could provide a boost to the back end of the defense while providing valuable championship experience as well.

CHARLOTTE CROWS: WR Chang Lam

The Charlotte Crows haven't seen much from their receiving corps so far this season and their division rivals in Myrtle Beach happen to have a surplus of receiver talent.  Chang Lam is in the final year of his rookie deal and has only been targeted 9 times this season in the pass game across 96 snaps.  The former Chinese national team standout is unhappy with his current situation and a chance to be a WR1 or WR2 in Charlotte would surely be appealing to the 23 year old.

CLEVELAND MUSTANGS: K Bambi Ortiz

Now this trade is not going to happen after San Antonio announced it would not entertain any trades during what will now be their final season, but after the recent friction between Cleveland and their kicker Robert Dees, GM Wayne is clearly in the market for a new kicker and as the DC Cobras and others can tell you, a quality kicker can be the difference in a playoff run and a Championship.  Bambi Ortiz has long been a staple in San Antonio and for good reason, his career 83.9% FG rate includes a career long of 66 and in 4 of his 7 seasons he has converted from 60+  He is nearly automatic from short-mid range and as an XP kicker he has been perfect for the past three seasons and has a career 98.9% conversion rate on extra-points for his career.  He is one of the best in the business.

DALLAS MARIACHIS: OT Oscar Clary

The Dallas Mariachis have thrown the ball a league low 73 times as of this writing. They are also in the top 3 in the league for rushing attempts thanks to their throwback wishbone offense.  That being said, they should be acquiring the best run blockers than can for their offensive line, and Oscar Clary, while aging, is still one of the strongest run blockers in the game.  Rookie GM, GM Lombardi will have to find creative ways to bolster his team and right now that likely means leaning into niche/specialty players who excel in one area.  Whether that is blocking or somewhere else, the team clearly needs help.

DC COBRAS : CB Jorge Alcantar

The DC Cobras have a love/hate relationship with big money cornerbacks.  Previously under GM Justin they had two highly paid high-end corners but a lack of safety help and scheme fit seemed to negate the skills they had outside the hashes, but recently a 500+ yard passing game from London's back up QB showed that maybe they need a little more help opposite of Stephen Basham.   Kevin Agholor has proven to be a liability at times and adding a one-year rental like former team Mexico standout Jorge Alcantar from Kansas City could help bolster the secondary and act as an audition that could help Alcantar boost his profile going into his free true free agency this off-season.

DETROIT FURY : T Robert Hendon

The Detroit Fury have a very well balanced team that is performing well but their tackles are still suspect in many eyes.  Now if you suggested adding a Charlotte Crows lineman to help with pass protection a year ago you'd be laughed out of the industry, but with a new coaching system in place Crows tackle Robert Hendon has moved from dreadful to fantastic in year five.  The former #10 overall pick has allowed only one sack and missed 6 blocks after being absolutely dreadful in each of the last three seasons.  Having seemingly put it all together, the 1-year rental could be a great addition to a Fury squad who needs to protect JD Corrales.

KANSAS CITY BRUINS : DE/DT Timothy Cobbs

The Bruins have lacked pass rush, they've lacked game changing talent on defense, and most of all they've lacked wins.   Timothy Cobbs plays for the defending Impact Bowl Champions, but GM Metro made it clear in the off-season that the future hall of famer would be available for the right price.   The Bruins would gain an instant boost to the defense with this type of addition, and really what other top tier talent is available this time of year?

LAS VEGAS SCORPIONS : G John Bear

The defending champs have been giving up a lot of pressures and sacks, the best bet to fix that is to add to the interior o-line and John Bear would be a great get from the Charlotte Crows, if GM Metro is willing to pay the price.  Building the trenches to make another run is likely a high priority for Vegas. Bear is in the prime of his career and in a contract season. The former Michigan Monster and Miami Killer Whale has allowed 11 sacks and 12 missed blocks in 93 career games with 339 pancakes.

LINCOLN PRIDE : DT Angelo Scott

The Pride on paper are a complete team, yet they are still struggling for some consistency.  That being said, their defensive tackles haven't given them much and a change of scenery could help former first round pick Angelo Scott who was one of three big DT signings for the DC Cobras this off-season.  He has been the odd-man out in the rotation for the Cobras, and could be an upgrade over Butts and Cardona in the middle for Lincoln.

LONDON HARRIERS : RB Willis McNasty

London's pass offense is near the top of the league and its rushing game sits dead last.  That type of imbalance can lead to a quick exit from the post season if you run into the wrong team.  As it stands though, the league's top running backs are generally locked up making the market really tough.  The biggest impact the Harriers and GM Oldfield could make would be to pull of a blockbuster trade by convincing GM Jon and the St Paul Lynx to move on from their star running back Willis McNasty who is averaging 100 yards per game this season.  The backfield of Doss and McNasty would strike fear into the entire league and could deliver an Impact Bowl to London.

LONG BEACH MERMEN : G Bradley Rivera

Long Beach has not had starting guard Robert Sapp for most of this season, and Trevor Lawrence needs protection after an injury plagued spell over the last few years.   Adding a high quality guard coming into his prime like Atlanta's Bradley Rivera who may benefit from a change of scenery would be a huge get for GM BIG DOG.  Rivera has been very solid for the Underground since being taken at the end of the first round in 2024.  While GM Bennett and Atlanta would likely be hesitant to part ways with him, Long Beach would be foolish not to at least dial the number and call.

MIAMI KILLER WHALES : DT Joseph Wilber

The Miami Killerwhales haven't seen much production from their interior defensive line, meanwhile the Oakland Silverbacks have a pair of former first round picks competing for playing time behind Ricky Tarr Jr, and Joseph Wilbur has a size profile that fits into the Miami defensive scheme.  Wilbur has under achieved in Oakland with only 59 tackles, 3 TFL, and 4 sacks in 2+ seasons but at only 23 years old, a change of scenery could provide a fresh start and a chance for another coach to prove that the once highly touted prospect is still capable of making an impact in the league.

MILWAUKEE BARONS : DE Casey Thorpe

GM Powers appears to have fixed the Milwaukee Barons offense, but the defense is still a long ways off, especially rushing the QB outside of DROTY candidate Doomsday Miles.   Meanwhile Casey Thorpe is a 32 year old vet that has piled up 39 sacks in 40 starts (66 games total) with 5 of those coming in six games this season.  An unsung grinder on defense, he could bring a much needed veteran pass rush opposite of Doomsday Miles while also serving as a mentor. Milwaukee could use the help and at the cheap price tag against the cap, it makes a lot of sense for a lot of teams, but Milwaukee might need it more than anyone else.

MUSIC CITY KINGS : DE Daniel Gossett

The Kings haven't had much success getting to the quarterback, their DE with the most sacks is 2nd round draft pick and rotational DE Lorenzo Jose.  With pass rushers hard to come by on the market, the Kings should look to Alabama where Jean Bethea and Daniel Gossett have shared time.   While neither has finished as many plays due to the success of Bruce Wilkinson who is the 3x reigning defensive player of the year, it is not to say that Gossett couldn't find the QB in another system.  He should be a lower cost acquisition, something GM Franchise needs after having to spend a lot of money to keep his WR corps together last season.

MYRTLE BEACH MASTODONS : TE James Cunningham

In recent weeks the Mastodons have suffered a rash of injuries, during that time Jaylon Winston has had to deal with losing his WR1 and his LT, giving him less time and less options in the pass game.  GM Gooch should look at acquiring disgruntled TE James Cunningham from his protégé in Dallas.  Winston would benefit from yet another top end option in the pass game and Cunningham would enjoy moving to a more pass happy offense with a franchise QB throwing him the ball.

NEW JERSEY DRAGONS : FS Josef Messer

While 33 year old Leroy Herron has been serviceable at times in his return to New Jersey, the Dragons are still thin at the position and asking a 12 year vet to play nearly every down in the secondary.  GM Storm could benefit from finding a younger prospect to share time and eventually replace Heron and that is where Messer comes in.   A highly touted college athlete at Appalachian State, Messer showed explosive play ability in college but tested poorly in the pre-draft process.  Since then he has shown the scouts to be wrong by making impressive strides in camp and looking like a future starter in the league.  The future could be now, if a team pulls the trigger and makes a deal with Charlotte which is loaded at Safety.

OAKLAND SILVERBACKS : CB Samuel Goode

The Silverbacks boast one of the best young corner combos in football with McCool and Pitts but in the slot they could use an upgrade to get their defense performing at a higher level.  Samuel Goode is a quirky yet talented defender who excels when played in the slot as a nickelback.  Players who face him often have said he just works his way under your skin and that is something that can throw a receiver off of their game.  Adding an upgrade to the secondary like Goode without losing a top tier piece like the duo of McCool and Pitts could help the Silverbacks claw back out of the early whole they've dug falling to 1-4.

ORLANDO STAMPEDE : LB Jeremy Verdin

Orlando has received contributions at linebacker from LB2 and LB3 Edward Numbers and William Butler but neither has proven themselves to be a win-now game changer.  In Seattle, the decision to sign Leland Creamer and draft Freddy Vengeance has made Linebacker a deep position of strength for Seattle and with both Jeremy Verdin and Howard Hill on the roster, the team can afford to cash in by moving one.  Orlando would love the athleticism that made GM Gooch fall in love with him coming out of college and his back to back seasons of 100+ tackles as an every day starter would make GM Rebel a very happy man, if he can produce at that same level in Orlando.

PEARL HARBOR PREDATORS : RB Todd Crenshaw

The Predators made  move to acquire Daniel "D-Train" Collins but so far the move has only been "meh"  while the D-Train is still a bruiser who can gain tough yards, his nearly 2000 career carries have taken their toll and robbed him of the speed that used to make him a beast-mode home run threat.  The Predators would benefit from adding a speedster as a change of pace back, but not just a guy with speed, someone who can play meaningful snaps and be a future heir to the throne at RB.  Todd Crenshaw is only 24 years old and has speed for days.  One of the fastest young backs in the league with surprising power in his legs and decent hands, he is a former first round pick who has tons of upside.  He's only averaged 9 carries per game for his 2+ year career in Charlotte so a chance to earn more playing time could be enough to get him to make the leap to the next level of his progression.

PORTLAND BREWERS : T Mantai Fatu

Smarter Football is alive and well in Portland, but a lack of pass protection has caused an uptick in sacks on Richard Rainey.  Adding an additional pass protector would provide a huge boost to the potent passing attack and that target should be Oakland Silverback tackle Mantai Fatu.  Fatu has been a great asset in the Oakland offensive line but with Oakland at last in divisional standings, the team could look to make changes and acquire assets.  If that is the case, the 29 year old BBB Academy product would bring a mean streak to the line along with a 37 game career without allowing a single sack.  This would be a big get for any club but with his contract set to expire after this season it would likely come with the need for an extension, which will indeed be costly.

RAPID CITY INFERNO : WR Jerry Jeudy

Rapid City made a big move early in the season firing offensive coordinator Roy Lemke and replacing him with QB Coach Mario Estrada.  Ever since then the team is seeking a speed upgrade at wide receiver and their best target could be the hardest to acquire as it is from a team within their own division.    Jerry Jeudy recently signed a big extension to stay in Kansas City, but the opportunity to move to a franchise with more Impact Bowl appearances than he has playoff games could be enticing enough for him to make the move.   Meanwhile KC would likely want a haul from their division rival as they appear on the verge of a fire sale.

SALT LAKE RENEGADES : G Carl Beal

Its hard to find a hole in the Salt Lake roster, but with youth at Guard in Elias Plunkett, a move for a more balanced guard like veteran Carl Beal could be a difference maker down the stretch.  With Plunkett being a very strong pass protector but a very undeveloped run blocker adding someone like Beal who can play during run downs and mentor the young man and help him find his potential wouldn't be a bad move for a team with a lot of depth.

SEATTLE LUMBERJACKS : QB David-Allen Slinger

Seattle has been searching for its franchise quarterback ever since Elias Ibrahimovic left the Pacific Northwest and while the list of starters hasn't been long, it has been relatively ineffective as Robert Marshall and Timothy Manning have alternating attempts to seize the job. D.A. Slinger has a cannon for an arm and was looking like the starter for the Mutineers until the end of pre-season when GM Eli went with Archibald instead.  The QB has a great skill set but is on an expiring deal and many believe that Cancun simply went with the cheaper long term contract.

ST PAUL LYNX : T Michael Damico

The St. Paul Lynx are a year removed from an Impact Bowl run that fell just short, part of that failure came due to the Vegas d-line have success rushing the passer.  Offensive tackle is an area the team did not suitably address in the off-season and as a result Ricky Custer has been paired with veteran Travis Brothers on the book ends and while Custer has been solid, Brothers has been underwhelming allowing a pair of sacks and missing 5 blocks.  If the Lynx could pull in a former GM Jon draftee Michael Damico from Seattle they could fortify their line and try to keep a grip on the Northeast Division. Damico is in the final year of his contract and only allowed one sack in each of the past two seasons. A well balanced blocker, he would be a strong addition to the Lynx offense and also help open holes for the run game.

SYDNEY STINGRAYS : T Clarence Martin

Sydney started the season with two big wins over Miami and Tucson but then hit a skid against Portland and Cancun before rebounding with a 1 point win over Alabama to prove they are one of the biggest mixed bags in the league to this point of the season.  Fans want to know which team is the real Sydney Sting Rays and a way to improve the team definitely comes at upgrading the tackle position which is currently manned by a combination of veteran role players Thomas Wolf, Mel Briggs, and Sean Lewis along with high upside late-round pick William McWilliams.   In Clarence Martin aka "Prank Sinatra" the team could give a player a change of scenery and a fresh start during a contract year while still gaining a former first round talent who offers an immediate upgrade and slots in as the teams starting left tackle.  GM Lucas has never shied away from a controversial player or big personality, so if GM Bennett in Atlanta is looking to deal, its a match made in heaven.

TUCSON STARS: RB Pegasus Williams

The Stars have been looking for a Star to call their own at RB for as long as GM Doug E. Fresh has manned the chair in Southeastern Arizona.  After making changes to the RB room this off-season it is still clear that Tucson needs an upgrade to take some of the offensive load off of reigning MVP Thomas Maldonado.  Bringing in frustrated RB Pegasus Williams from Alabama would a home run move for the club who seeks a way to get past Las Vegas in their division and take control of the Western Conference. Williams is a 25 year old former 1st round pick who has seen his carries decrease in each of the last 3 seasons and has yet to score a rushing TD this season as All-Time great Jamie Ortega continues to chew up most of the rushing yardage from the QB position.  Rumors have swirled for weeks that he is seeking a trade to a team that will let him spread his wings and gallop.

VANCOUVER WOLFPACK : T Joshua Odom

If you've read this far you see a trend. A lot of teams need to upgrade their offensive line.  Vancouver is no different.  The team has four solid tackles, but in reality the majority of them might be best suited as rotation or back up players for elite depth.  Josh Odom is a former UDFA turned star tackle who has been a rock for the Brewers for the past 7+ years.  However recent rumblings indicate the veteran is unlikely to re-sign this off-season and wants a change.  This makes him a trade chip if Portland and Smarter Football fall out of contention near the trade deadline.

WINNIPEG ARCTIC FOXES : LB Myles Jack

What do the Winnipeg Arctic Foxes need?  The answer is "not much" but if they want to complete the build and go all in, a move for an elite 3rd linebacker could prove to be the ultimate cherry on top.  Myles Jack has thrived as a do-it-all linebacker in Kansas City over the last 3+ years averaging 135 tackles per season with 20 TFL's per season 5+ forced fumbles, 3 sacks per year, along with INTs and PDs proving to be a versatile weapon.  This season he 60 tackles in 5 games and is on pace for another monster season.  Adding him to the Winnipeg front seven would allow the Foxes to disguise their looks with additional coverage ability out of their base 4-3, and could just prove to be too OP for a division rival like GM Dario to allow to happen, but if would be fun to watch!

[GM Eli]

Tony Brossi's Playoff Projections & Prognostications

North East Division

Cleveland (9-4) – vs. Tucson, @ St. Paul, vs. Milwaukee
St. Paul (7-6) – @ Milwaukee, vs. Cleveland, @ Detroit
Detroit (7-6) - @ New Jersey, @ Amsterdam, vs. St. Paul

Predicted Finish – Cleveland 10-6, Detroit 9-7, St. Paul 7-9
Brossi's Quick Analysis: Cleveland managed to find separation in recent weeks, but I expect them to drop 2 of their last 3 games and not secure their divisional championship until the final week of the season.

Gulf Coast Division

Cancun (8-5) – @ Amsterdam, @ Orlando, vs. Miami
Miami (7-5-1) - @ DC, vs. Alabama, @ Cancun
Alabama (7-6) - @ Myrtle Beach, @ Miami, vs. Orlando

Predicted Finish – Alabama 10-6, Cancun 10-6, Miami 8-7-1

Brossi's Quick Analysis: The Gulf Coast this season has been maybe the most confusing division in the league. Orlando looked like they were going to run away with the division early on but hit a wall like a bug slamming into a windshield at 80mph. Alabama looks to have found playoff form just in the nick of time and Miami, while dangerous, has been incredibly inconsistent. The moment is probably too big for the Mutineers to win the division but they should be able to do enough to earn their first playoff berth.

Mid-Atlantic Division

DC (10-3) – vs. Miami, @ Milwaukee, vs. New Jersey
London (8-5) - @ Salt Lake, vs. New Jersey, vs, Amsterdam
New Jersey (8-5) – vs. Detroit, @ London, @ DC

Predicted Finish – DC  13-3, London 11-5, NJ 9-7
Brossi's Quick Analysis – DC has looked like the best team in the conference all season long but flew under the radar for a while as most pundits believed that Solis would eventually regress back to the baseline that everyone expected. London is banged up but with Doss back and playing well they should have no trouble making the playoffs. New Jersey is talented but their final three games are brutal.

Mid-South Division

Myrtle Beach (7-6) - @ Alabama, @ Atlanta, vs. Charlotte

Predicted Finish – Myrtle Beach 9-7
Brossi's Quick Analysis – Myrtle Beach can run with anyone but they've been inconsistent. Just when you think they're turning a corner, they slip up. Thankfully for them the rest of this division is atrocious to the point that the 'Dons could lose their final 3 games and still be confident in they'll see the playoffs.

Eastern Conference Playoff Seeding Prediction
1.   DC
2.   Cleveland
3.   Alabama
4.   Myrtle Beach
5.   London
6.   Cancun
7.   New Jersey

North Pacific Division

Vancouver (8-4-1) - @ Portland, vs. Salt Lake, vs. Seattle
Seattle (7-6) - @ Rapid City, vs. Oakland, @ Vancouver
Salt Lake (7-6) vs. London, @ Vancouver, @ Portland

Predicted Finish – Vancouver 10-5-1, Seattle 9-7, Salt Lake 8-8
Brossi's Quick Analysis – Hard to bet against the one team in the league that has managed to beat the Arctic Foxes. Vancouver isn't invincible but Portland should be a victory and then having their final two divisional games at home against the two teams trying to catch them puts the odds firmly in their favor.

Southwest Division

Tucson (10-3) - @ Cleveland, @ Pearl Harbor, vs. Dallas
Las Vegas (9-4) – vs. Dallas, vs. Portland, vs. San Antonio

Predicted Finish – Tucson 13-3, Las Vegas 12-4
Brossi's Quick Analysis – Both of these teams were blessed with a relatively easy run at the end of the year. Tucson has a decent challenge in the form of the Mustangs this week but they should find a way to win that one on the road and there's no reason Vegas should do anything other than close on the season on a winning streak.

Mid-West Division

Winnipeg (12-1) – @ Sydney, vs. KC, @ Lincoln
Lincoln (9-3-1) –  @ KC, @ RC, vs. Winnipeg

Predicted Finish – Winnipeg 14-2, Lincoln 12-3-1
Brossi's Quick Analysis – Lincoln could have possibly caught Winnipeg if the Arctic Foxes had some sort of drastic string of injuries that caused them to lose out, but early reports are that they beat Sydney in a tighter game than some expected. Even if they hadn't, it was going to be a tough task for the Pride to win the division. But both should secure playoff berths without an issue.

South Pacific Division

Sydney (8-5) – vs Winnipeg, @ Long Beach, vs PH
Oakland (7-6) – vs PH, @ Seattle, vs Long Beach

Predicted Finish – Oakland 10-6, Sydney 9-7
Brossi's Quick Analysis – Technically Long Beach and Pearl Harbor are still in the hunt but they're not getting anywhere and we all know it. Oakland has been among the top 2 best teams in recent weeks. A road game at Seattle could cause them problems but with the form they're in I expect them to win out.

Western Conference Playoff Seeding
1.   Winnipeg
2.   Tucson
3.   Vancouver
4.   Oakland
5.   Lincoln
6.   Las Vegas
7.   Seattle

[GM Dario]

The Hot Seat w/ Kevin Harlan

"It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world... Except for Lola." - The Kinks

Hello Everybody!  Kevin Harlan from HIFL Sports Radio on Westwood One.  The fireworks from Impact Bowl 17 have barely stopped but the Impacts are just now reaching the Four Corners of the Earth. Not since the Expansion from 24 to 32 teams has the HIFL been in such a strange new world. Let's run down what we know so far.

TEAMS

The San Antonio Franchise has ceased operations. Out of respect from the loss of their last GM, James 'Black Death' Wells, the team folded after the season. Speculation is that the players on the roster will either be part of a 'Draft' by a new Expansion Team (more later) or will be made Unrestricted Free Agents. That information will be coming soon from the Commissioner's Office.

Four Franchises have been moved and one Expansion Team has been born. Kansas City is now in Anchorage, Milwaukee has moved to Munich, Orlando has crossed the pond to Madrid, and Sydney makes the cross world trek to San Juan. Team 32, the placeholder for the HIFL Expansion Team, is now known as the Mexico City Golden Eagles. So what does that mean for the HIFL fans and Rivalries?  Divisions and Conferences look to change considerably.  Nothing has come down from the Commissioner as of yet, but here's a 'best guess' look from the Experts at Westwood One.



Munich and Madrid will join London and Amsterdam in the new Europe Division. Cleveland and Detroit will combine with DC and New Jersey in the Northeast Division. Music City and Atlanta are merged with Cancun and Alabama in the Mid South Division. Charlotte and Myrtle Beach are united with Miami and San Juan, moving the former Sydney team from the Western to Eastern Conference as part of the Atlantic Division.



St Paul joins the Plains Division, crossing conferences to join Winnipeg, Rapid City and Lincoln out of the Midwest. Anchorage moves to the Northwest Division to join Vancouver, Portland and Seattle. Salt Lake joins Dallas, Tucson and the Expansion Team, Mexico City, in the Mountain Division, while Las Vegas is added to Pearl Harbor, Long Beach and Oakland to form the Pacific Division.

These, of course, are completely speculative at this time, which could cause even more chaos in the HIFL world if the Commissioner's Office decides to move in a different direction.

GENERAL MANAGERS

Currently, there are 6 teams without a seated General Manager in place. St. Paul, Cleveland, Madrid, Alabama, Anchorage, and Long Beach are all with openings. Another three, Miami, Portland and Atlanta, have GM's on expiring contracts, though rumors suggest that both Portland and Atlanta have contract extensions offered to their current GM's, GM Josh Underpants and GM Wesley Bennett, respectively.  GM CJ Gates in Miami has not been offered an extension but that is simply via rumor, not a verified source.

The list of available General Managers range widely in amounts of success and failure. Currently without a team are GM Pancho Veracruz De la Hoya Cardenal Libre, GM Jon Hallquist, GM Johnny Rebel, GM Mike Powers, and GM Tylen Dario. GM Persephone 'BIG DOG' Waters has seemingly retired so there could be a new GM on the horizon for the HIFL as well.

Many of the pundits here at Westwood One had GM Pancho heading to Mexico City before Team Owner Javier Reyes swooped in to make a 'Prime' Deal with GM Wayne Johnson, formerly of the Eastern Conference Champion, Cleveland Mustangs.  Each of the teams has pluses and minuses, with players, contracts, draft picks, or freedom to freelance, to entice the GM's but it may also lead to a bidding war between some of the teams to get a proven commodity like GM Pancho or GM Jon, while other teams may be scrambling to question whether to have a standing GM, or simply go it alone. As of this writing, there have been no verified rumors of any current GM's being moved or traded, which would exacerbate the current market of GM's and Teams. But this is the HIFL, so anything can, and usually does happen.

This offseason in the HIFL Universe will be one to watch from so many angles. The fans, the press, and everyone involved in the world that is the High Impact Football League, are definitely living in a mixed up world, while looking for their 'Lola'. 

I'm Kevin Harlan, stay tuned for more updates, here on HIFL Sports Radio on Westwood One.

[GM Gooch]

Building a Football Franchise: The Offense

In the fast-paced world of professional football, building a successful franchise requires a meticulous approach, particularly when it comes to constructing a potent offensive unit. GM Wayne has a unique opportunity to build a team from the ground up, using unprotected players from other teams, players from the IFAF, PFL, and free agents. For the sake of this article, I will only being taking unprotected players as I'm not in the business of negotiating contracts with players.

With the rise of aggressive spread offenses in recent years, teams have increasingly turned to dynamic playmakers to light up the scoreboard and keep defenses guessing. That was my goal in drafting this team. As we delve into the construction of our offense, we'll explore the talented individuals who will form the backbone of our high-powered attack.

At the helm of our offense stands Eugene Huerta (St. Paul), a quarterback with a solid track record and affordable contract. With an impressive 3,877 passing yards and 20 touchdowns under his belt from his time in St. Paul, Huerta brings a wealth of experience and leadership to the quarterback position. His ability to read defenses, make quick decisions, and deliver accurate passes will be instrumental in orchestrating our aggressive spread offense.

In the backfield, we've assembled a committee of running backs who bring a diverse set of skills to the table. Kostas Moustakas (Tucson), Ziggy Thigpen (Portland), and Prince Fournette (Cleveland) each boast impressive credentials from their previous stints with other teams. Moustakas, with his 732 rushing yards and 4 touchdowns in Tucson, provides a reliable option between the tackles. Meanwhile, Thigpen's explosive speed and elusive running style, showcased by his 666 rushing yards in Portland, add a dynamic element to our ground game. And with Fournette's running style and knack for finding the end zone, as evidenced by his 600 rushing yards and 6 touchdowns in Cleveland, our backfield is well-equipped to keep opposing defenses on their toes.

To complement our running game, we've brought in Fullback Ronald Wizard (Amsterdam). His ability to pave the way for our ball carriers, combined with his knack for picking up tough yards in short-yardage situations, makes him a valuable asset in our offensive scheme when needed for a push. Last season had averaged 5.2 yards per carry and had 36 pancakes with 0 sacks allowed.

In the receiving corps, we've assembled a talented group of playmakers who possess the speed, route-running ability, and sure hands to stretch the field and keep defenses on their heels. Leading the way is Daniel Mendenhall (Orlando), whose 985 receiving yards and reliable hands make him a top target in the passing game. Joining him is Chang Lam (Myrtle Beach), whose combination of speed and agility makes him a threat to break big plays every time he touches the ball. Lam had 500 yards receiving last season with 11.9 yards per catch and only 2 drops.. Additionally, Juan Pablo Salgado (Alabama) brings a physical presence and sure hands to the receiving corps bringing in 689 yards with 13.8 yards per catch, while Douglas Boudreaux (Kansas City) and Cash Money (Oakland) provide depth and playmaking ability at the wide receiver position. Money's 19 yards per catch were very impressive when he was on the field in Cali.

The surprise for me is the availability of 5 star Tight End Tuddy Williams (Salt Lake). At just 24 years of age, he has a very bright future ahead of him. Last year he had 29 pancakes, zero sacks allowed, 452 yards receiving, and 10.3 yards per catch. The perfect balance you would want in a tight end.

With our roster of talented playmakers in place, we're poised to unleash a high-powered offense that will strike fear into the hearts of our opponents. Of course none of this is possible without our offensive line.. No offense is complete without a rock-solid offensive line to anchor the unit, and ours is no exception. Led by a group of seasoned veterans and up-and-coming talents, our offensive line is poised to establish dominance in the trenches and provide our playmakers with the time and space they need to shine.

At the tackle positions, we have Dale Hardaway (New Jersey) and Matthew Neill (Long Beach) are two formidable blockers who excel in both pass protection and run blocking. Hardaway, coming off an impressive season in New Jersey where he amassed 132 pancakes and allowed zero sacks, brings a wealth of experience and a relentless work ethic to the table. Neill, with his 77 pancakes and just 3 sacks allowed in Long Beach, provides stability and consistency on the opposite side of the line. And backing them up is Thomas Wolf (Sydney), a versatile lineman with the ability to step in and contribute whenever called upon racking up 75 pancakes and only allowing 4 sacks last season in a starting role.

Moving inside to the guard positions, we have Garry Ennis (Lincoln) and Harold Gallegos (Detroit), two maulers who impose their will on opposing defensive linemen. Ennis, with his 35 pancakes, 1 sack allowed, and impeccable blocking technique, is a technician in the trenches. Gallegos, boasting 52 pancakes, zero sacks allowed, and exceptional awareness, is a force to be reckoned with in both the running and passing game. And providing depth at the guard position is Timothy Espinosa (Music City), a young talent with the potential to develop into a key contributor. Last year Espinosa had 55 pancakes and only allowed 3 sacks.

Finally, anchoring our offensive line is 5-star center Danny Kirkland (Milwaukee), a standout player with a rare combination of strength, agility, and football IQ. With 31 pancakes, 1 sack allowed, and near-flawless execution, Kirkland is the linchpin of our offensive line, directing traffic and ensuring that our unit operates with precision and cohesion.

Together, our offensive line forms a formidable fortress that will be difficult for any defense to penetrate. With their exceptional blocking ability and unwavering determination, they will provide Eugene Huerta with the protection he needs to deliver strikes downfield and open up running lanes for our three-headed monster at running back...again, this is if I had been asked to GM the Mexico City Golden Eagles, but alas, I was not.
What is the cost for this high power, talented roster? $154.5mm in cap and $20mm in bonus money. That would mean a GM would have over $115mm to put together a defense and special teams.
We don't know the direction that GM Wayne is going to go with creating his team, but I, Rockwell Locke feel like this offense that I've put together could be dynamite.

QB – Eugune Huerta (St. Paul)
RB – Kostas Moustakas (Tucson)
RB – Ziggy Thigpen (Portland)
RB – Prince Fournette (Cleveland)

FB – Ronald Wizard (Amsterdam)

TE – Tuddy Williams (Salt Lake)

WR1 – Daniel Mendenhall (Orlando/Madrid)
WR2 – Chang Lam (Myrtle Beach)
WR3 – Juan Pablo Salgado (Alabama)
WR4 – Cash Money (Oakland)
WR5 – Douglas Boudreaux (Kansas City/Anchorage)

RT – Matthew Neill (Long Beach)
RG – Harold Gallegos (Detroit)
C – Danny Kirkland (Milwaukee/Munich)
LG – Gary Ennis (Lincoln)
LT – Dale Hardaway (New Jersey)
These thoughts are my own, you can feel free to disagree and be wrong.

Editorial by:
Rockwell Locke
DFW Evening Star

[Talon]

HOME > HIFL > SEASON 18

RANKING THE CURRENT MARKET IN EACH HIFL CITY!
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TRAVIS SWIFT
March 29, 2027


We look at the recent marketing data that assesses the state of every HIFL franchise's market going into free agency.


32 - Dallas Mariachis - Relative Market Score: 12.5

T-29 - Rapid City Inferno, Charlotte Crows, Anchorage Bruins - Relative Market Score: 13.75

T-27. Music City Kings, Atlanta Underground - Relative Market Score: 21.25

26. Pearl Harbor Predators - Relative Market Score: 23.75

T-20. Salt Lake Renegades, San Juan Hurricanes, Munich Griffins, Mexico City Golden Eagles, Madrid Stampede, Long Beach Mermen - Relative Market Score: 26.25

T-15. Seattle Lumberjacks, Portland Brewers, Myrtle Beach Mastodons, Lincoln Pride, Detroit Fury - Relative Market Score: 27.5

14. St. Paul Lynx - Relative Market Score: 31.25

13. Oakland Silverbacks - Relative Market Score: 32.5

T-11. Tucson Stars, Cancun Mutineers - Relative Market Score: 33.75

T-9. DC Cobras, Miami Killer Whales - Relative Market Score: 35

8. London Harriers - Relative Market Score: 36.25

T-6. Vancouver Wolfpack, Amsterdam Smoke - Relative Market Score: 37.5

5. Alabama Nighthawks - Relative Market Score: 38.75

4. Cleveland Mustangs - Relative Market Score: 40

3. New Jersey Dragons - Relative Market Score: 42.5

T-1. Las Vegas Scorpions, Winnipeg Arctic Foxes - Relative Market Score: 47.5