DC COBRAS [GM POWERS - LOA]

[GM Mike Powers]

Alright Eli, appreciate your time. Once you've heard the market, all I ask is the opportunity to make my offer and my case. Talk to you soon.

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Anthony Campanelli please.

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Anthony, howyadoin? GM Justin left me with a bunch of expired contracts, so I'm trying to take care of business that should've been done 10 weeks ago.

Your client Albert Baum - can we do 3 years, $5MM?

[Talon]

 

GM Powers, my name is Meadow Campanella, my father has been away dealing with other family business so I am currently taking care of all business through our family agency. 

now that being said, if my father were on the line for that offer he would have had some really choice words for you, he'd probably have told you to blow it out of your ass.

Luckily I have a better temper than my father.  However that offer is nowhere near enough for us to forgo free agency.  Offers at this time of the year should be high end offers that make us not want to test the waters of free agency, so if you plan to offer any more of our clients I'd appreciate it if you took this into consideration, or else, as we Campanelli's say, Forget about it.

[GM Mike Powers]

Hello Meadow, it's nice to meet you. No disrespect intended with my offer. My mind is probably thinking about what offers should have been made by the previous regime around the mid season point, not factoring in where we actually are in the league calendar year.

Let's table this now and talk during free agency.

We'll talk soon. Say hi to your dad for me.

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Lolly, I think I better wrap things up before I piss off any agents.

Before we officially lock in, are we all set in terms of any off season payments owed to anyone? Wouldn't want to mistakenly stiff anyone we owe.

[Talon]

No sir we are current on all owed money!

[Talon]

Well since it looks like we're all locked up, Here is our off-season primer, to include our budgets, roster, and draft picks. 

[Talon]

 

GM Powers, in the event either of coordinators get an offer for a head coaching position, I'd like to know what the max I'll have in my budget to retain them would be. PM me the figures when you think about it, and if we don't wish to retain them at all, let me know so they don't miss out on an interview out of loyalty when we don't plan to bring them back.

[Talon]

WITH YOUR STAFF FULLY HIRED, YOU ARE INVITED TO THE SCOUTING COMBINE.  YOU MAY SUBMIT YOUR SPENDING VIA THE LEAGUE OFFICE.

[Talon]

GM Powers, I know you're on a leave of absence and I hope you return soon but Coach Saint is doing a great job as the interim GM.  Anyways, here is our team sheet report coming out of training camp!  *JIGGLES*