HIFL ON SOCIAL MEDIA

[Talon]

 

Jim Zebow @Zebow316 - Just Now
Speaking of #CapMath I've also got @ClevelandHIFL 2.05 over the cap with six spots to fill.
316K Retweets, 320K Likes

     

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


One last time for the SkyBear's team in this draft

Welcome to Kansas City, Charles Nelms




#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[Talon]

 

Jim Zebow @Zebow316 - Just Now
#CapMath is subject to correction.  @ClevelandHIFL is fine.  My bad.
316K Retweets, 320K Likes

       

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


So ya say it's time for Free Agency?!?




#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[GM Yount]

BIGDOGRULESTHEYARD @SmokeOnWaters - Just Now
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HALL OF FAME CLASS BUT ESPECIALLY MERMEN LEGEND JOSEPH MULLINS FOR MAKING IT IN ON THE FIRST BALLOT

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


The Vision is Clear now. A-Mac is the Future for the SkyBear's Team

Welcome to Kansas City, Alejandro McGhee !




#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[Talon]

ALEJANDRO McGHEE [2-Time MVP] @TheRealQB1 - Just Now
The Champ is here, @HIFL    Glad @TDishereBaby proved to be the smartest GM in the game, it's  McGheeVP SZN Bay Bee!
16K Retweets, 20K Likes

       

[Talon]

ACE PROFITS @PROFITSUS - Just Now
What an ingrate. I build a league and feature a player when nobody else wanted him and this is how we are repaid.  Cutting and Running on a 3 year contract with the amazing @BayAreaPFL Sea Lions.  Very sad, Very unprofessional.  A total joke and now we watch him be proven to be nothing but a system QB.
This is WAR @HIFL  @KCHIFL   -- The shot heard round the football world IS coming.
1M Retweets, 1.2M Likes

       

[GM Wayne]

GM Wayne @BigWayner - Just Now
Only a clown would break the understanding between two professional football leagues competing against one another. And to do it because a whiny QB complained to the media, without the GM employing any trained scouts, is insane. There is no reason the other HIFL GM's should suffer because this buffoon makes decisions like a fat, drunk fantasy football "expert" on the regular.

Dario should be suspended for the season for conduct detrimental to the league.
69K Retweets, 69K Likes

[GM Pancho]

Pancho Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal @LaDiabla - Just Now
@BigWayner might want to slow your role on setting the precedent for suspending someone for conduct detrimental to the league. I got a new GM in my division says your the biggest detriment to the league.

Also would be nice to hear what you think the understanding between the two leagues are considering PFL has taken HiFL players while under contract.

125K Retweets, 22K Likes

[GM Yount]

BIGDOGRULESTHEYARD @SmokeOnWaters - Just Now
ALL PARTIES INVOLVED HERE MAKE COMPELLING ARGUMENTS BUT ALLOW ME TO OFFER A REBUTTAL

IM THE BIG DOG

[Talon]

ACE PROFITS @PROFITSUS - Just Now
@BigWayner should be the next HIFL GM Rep.  #BookIt

[GM Strike]

Chris Strike @GMChrisStrike - Just Now
The three guaranteed things about HIFL every year:

Retirements, luxury taxes, GM Wayne going to third base with Ace Profits.
73.8K Retweets, 124.2K Likes

[GM Gators]

Johnny Gators @YOSHIGators - Just Now
Congratulations to Michael Barclay. Deserving 1st Ballot Hall of Famer if there ever was one. Carroll Lang should've been there too, but I trust in the future voters will do the right thing.
52 Retweets, 199 Likes
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[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


So I've gotten creative with contracts before but after hearin' through some third parties, I gotta say @BigWayner is mighty wild if he puts pen to paper on signin' an agent to his team to fill a roster slot.

Can't say that Corporate Lancaster are gonna be happy but that's none of my bizness... so go on... Do the dang thang!




#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[GM C4]

GM Cory @GMCJimmyLovR - Just Now
I heard agent Scott Forrest has agreed to sign for Cleveland? I imagine the league offices are patiently waiting for that paper work to get submitted. GM Wayne always thinking outside of the box what a creative soul!
123K Retweets, 420K Likes

[GM Adam Wrong]

Adam Wrong @AdamWrongOfficial - Just Now
My condolences go out to the friends and family of Ian McIntyre at this tragic time.

To all players, in this realm of multiple leagues, there are plenty of opportunities for players of all abilities.  Never lose hope completely.

#RIPIan

125K Retweets, 22K Likes

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


#Trainin'CampMood




#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[GM Dougie]

GM Doug Fresh @FreshTweets - Just Now
Sometimes when you camp you see the stars. In OUR training camp you always see STARS. #Tucsondadjokes
113 Retweets, 4 Likes

[GM Strike]

Chris Strike @GMChrisStrike - Just Now
@FreshTweets For that joke alone, I should have put you through that popcorn machine years ago when I had the chance. #SCW
123.8K Retweets, 344.2K Likes

[GM Dougie]

GM Doug Fresh @FreshTweets - Just Now
Was that at the Luxor? Sure hope it wasn't when we were on the road in Dallas... would make it the 2nd most disappointing thing in your career relating you and the city. #SinfulBurn
12213 Retweets, 567 Likes

[GM Strike]

Chris Strike @GMChrisStrike - Just Now
@FreshTweets You needing an army of other men to do your bidding to beat me at things is also a very familiar concept. Let's see if you can do it again this season.
123.8K Retweets, 344.2K Likes

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


#MOTHERFNMOOD



#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


In a business that can be full of smoke and mirrors, I'mma always gonna #KeepItCrystal


#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[Talon]

Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
Tough to win when your "superstar" running back keeps running into his own teammates.
#DoseOfRealityKing
125K Retweets, 22K Likes

[Talon]

Willis McNasty @McNuggets440 - Just Now
Playing injured isn't all that its cracked up to be, especially when your own guys like @TheKitch7 throw you under the bus.
125K Retweets, 22K Likes



Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
#WhatYouTalkinBoutWillis  The Reality King is just speaking the Truth.  You are supposed to run where you can see green grass, not big ass.
125K Retweets, 22K Likes

[Talon]

Willis McNasty @McNuggets440 - Just Now
Dude, you need to STFU before you catch one, frfr.
125K Retweets, 22K Likes



Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
Ohhh now you want to threaten me?  Bow to the #RealityKing or get a #RealityCheck when you get shipped out of town for a bag of chips and a large soda.  #MakeItAMedium
125K Retweets, 22K Likes

[Talon]

Willis McNasty @McNuggets440 - Just Now
You know what, lets see how that works out, good luck out there.  I'll be waiting on the call when you realize the only reason you get to talk that talk is because someone always stood between them boys and you, but my hands are washed clean now.
125K Retweets, 22K Likes



Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
Oh PLZ We all know that Mone' Talks and your Bullshit walks.  I'd tell you to go run to mommy, but you'd probably just go facemask first into the wall.  #RealityKingOUT
125K Retweets, 22K Likes


Willis McNasty @McNuggets440 - Just Now
Oh and stop with the stupid nickname, sharing a nickname with a porn company isn't cool, it makes you look like a damn fool.
125K Retweets, 22K Likes



Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
Wait... what?
125K Retweets, 22K Likes

[Talon]

 

Jim Zebow @Zebow316 - Just Now
smh
316K Retweets, 320K Likes

       

[GM Eli]

GM Eli @TheGMEli - Just Now
Feel like I just caught a stray there 😂
25Retweets, 27 Likes

[Talon]

Willis McNasty @McNuggets440 - Just Now
Cancun on 3 🫶🏿
125K Retweets, 22K Likes

[Talon]

Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
Another thing while I'm dishing out little #RealityChecks, This city should have a freaking statue of me outside that Dome. THE DOME THAT KITCHEN BUILT.   That's what they call it.  #BuildTheStatue #ThankYourKing #RealityKing #LongBall
125K Retweets, 22K Likes



Willis McNasty @McNuggets440 - Just Now
@TheKitch7 🤡🤡🤡
125K Retweets, 22K Likes

[GM Strike]

Chris Strike @GMChrisStrike - Just Now
oh for fuck's sakes, Paris.
123.8K Retweets, 344.2K Likes

[Talon]

Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
Good of you to acknowledge your faults @McNuggets440, I forgive you.
125K Retweets, 22K Likes



Willis McNasty @McNuggets440 - Just Now
@TheKitch7 bruh you just had to poke the bear. frfr listen.  You just said its HARD TO WIN without me.  No balls to not @ me tho.   You a joke. You a dick. You a GD tool, aight.  We get it.  We tolerate it bc the TEAM wants to win. the TEAM comes first. but frfr you bout to put us in a spot we can't come back from, I ain't playin.  Check yourself, real fast. 
125K Retweets, 22K Likes

[Talon]

Paris Cuntz-Keegan @Paris_Cuntz1214 - Just Now
@GMChrisStrike you see what I see.  My baby can't keep taking those shots.  He needs to heal while you bring healing to the offensive line. Reset their chakras
2 Retweets, 16 Likes

         

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


#MoodOnTwitter




#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[Talon]

Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
@HIFLofficial @HIFLPA @ReadytoRobles23 You have work to do RIGHT NOW!  My Lawyers are contacting you lawyers because GM Bennett and the entire @StPaulLynx Organization are about to burn!  I REFUSE TO PLAY FOR THAT CLUB, PERIOD! Trade me, Release me, do whatever it takes, but I'm still taking you to COURT!
3.6M Retweets, 1M Likes

[Talon]

 

Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
You do get to hit a man and get away with it, that is ASSAULT!
250K Retweets, 325K Likes

[Talon]

 

Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
IM GOING TO OWN YOUR HOUSE AND THEN MAKE YOU WATCH ME BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
250K Retweets, 325K Likes

[Talon]

 

Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
Flying back to SoCal RIGHT NOW, Anyone know a good orthodontist, mine is busy and I need to see one ASAP!
250K Retweets, 325K Likes

[Talon]

Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
Look at this!  This is what happens when the General Manager brings his GOON SQUAD into a meeting to try and intimidate you!

9.7M Retweets, 32M Likes
   

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


#MoodRNinSkyBearCountry
#AlsoMoodWhenMaMakesMeatLoafForDinner



#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 @TDisHereBaby - Just Now


#MoodinKCandCairoRN



#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[Talon]

Aaron Kitchen @TheKitch7 - Just Now
Wheels up, Croatia you were, how you say?  "Bila si lijepa!"  But it's time to collect.  St. Paul daddy's on the way home, if people do the right thing.
250K Retweets, 325K Likes
 

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 - Tweety McTweetface @TDisHereBaby - Just Now

Hey London!!!




#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 - Tweety McTweetface @TDisHereBaby - Just Now

#MoodInKCAfterBringinInKC


#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[GM Dario]

GM/K #1 - Tweety McTweetface @TDisHereBaby - Just Now

Happy to see Fire from Walter Rivers for another 2 years.
#VoodooChild


#SkyBearSeasonSixteen
#WalkinLikeEgyptians

[GM Gators]

Johnny Gators @YOSHIGators - Just Now

Intern Frank got to talk to the young lady who runs the phones in Cancun for like, two seconds. Apparently two seconds was enough for him to be blown away. Said she has "the most angelic voice" he'd ever heard.

I'd like for him to get back to work. He's over here mumbling about whether she'd be his +1 for a social event in Louisville this offseason.

I might need to hire a new intern.


3 Retweets, 107 Likes

[GM Oldfield]

[
Tarquin Oldfield @OldfieldManagement - Just Now




36k Retweets, 53.6k Likes

[GM Gators]

Johnny Gators @YOSHIGators - Just Now

Took a break from my hard work at YOSHI and walked by the stadium where I made so many great memories.

It's a ghost town now.

A big shot with money ripped the beating heart out of Louisville's chest and transplanted it to the Redneck Riviera.

No offense to rednecks. But Louisville deserves better than it got.


24 Retweets, 500 Likes
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