Bauch Mafia GAME OVER - MAFIA WINS

[GM Kirk]

Talon calls out his own scummy play so that people look at the others who jumped on that attempted lynch and not him. The manipulative style I was talking about. Town Talon would have called a specific person out. My guess is that Talon is scum but his buddies weren't on that vote. He's leading us on a wild goose chase.

[GM Eli]

Eet es pusible tat T@lun is $cum bit Uldfeld his bin mustly absint s!nce day won n hes nut ansered ne1 hoo hes ca11ed h3m owt 0n et.

Cud b tat T@lon dusnt tink h3 well mayke et annuder dey n wunts 2 cleer Uldfelt un hes w@y oot (eef K1rks theery es currect)

Cud b tat K1rk is teh $cum n es trieng 2 git @ linch un @ strung playur, es teh nyte kells hav bin un pl@yirs hoo arnt usu@11y scene @s be1ng strung.

Dugie es @lso ey b1t s.spect 2 mi beecuz uv deh sayme reezons. Sed hes vute un T@lon wuz nut s3t in st0ne erly un dey 2 n den n3v3r sed annuder wurd.

Mi guu//t st1ll sez Uldfelt tho.

Vote: Oldfield

[GM Dougie]

First off, I should have unvoted and lynched yesterday but I didn't get back on (already told the mod why) but no excuses here.

Vote: Talon

For now sticking with yesterday's vote. I think some of his play mostly towards the end of day 1 warrants being scum.

[GM Dougie]

I'm not a fan of Oldfield's play either and if it comes down to needing a hammer, I won't let deadline pass by this time. But MY personal preferable lynch today would be Talon.

[GM Fosters]

I'm surprised Talon's not been night killed if he wasn't scum.

Talon

[GM Kirk]

That's not great reasoning. If we start lynching him for that, then the scum don't need to kill Talon at night because they'll know we will lynch him on day 2/3. I was just having a bit of fun with him about that earlier on.

I'm getting more and more suspicious of Eli's PR. It doesn't seem very consistent to me.

[GM Oldfield]

I think it's the age old question.

'If Talon is town, how is he still alive? Surely someone would have targeted him?'

[GM Dougie]

Like Kirk said, that's not the way to play him.

For example. Here is a reason he's at the top of my list. It goes back to the Ed lynch. The vote was 1 away from hammer. He unvotes as Ed cites the potential role followed by "I don't like day 1 no lynches." Which he ultimately contributed to BUT right before the end of the phase, he hops back on Ed after the deadline anyway. Its a bad look to me.

And don't get me started on the "6am vote" stuff. We had a big thing about people using bad reasons for voting and how it wasn't indicative of alignment it was just poor play.

So right now logically, Talon IMO is a great vote.

[GM Oldfield]

I'm not sure how I've been absent since day 1 if I can understand Eli's speech? I posted as much as I could day 2 but that post restriction was a pain in the ass.

I'm not set on Talon. I don't like that constant questioning why he's still alive, and I don't like second guessing scum. If it comes down to it and we need a lynch maybe but it doesn't sit right. My guesses would be guys on jump on the bandwagon and sniff blood

[Talon]

1. Eli - drunk texter ?
2. Talon - depressed drunk
3. Dougie - sus
4. Oldfield - sus
5. Powers - town read
6. Bennett - town read
7. Kirk - sus
8. Fosters - 50/50
9. Evans - happy drunk

I think scum is Kirk, Oldfield, and Doug if its a three man team.

Doug wants a lynch to get info day one, but doesn't care day two?  I don't buy it.

Kirk doesn't vote at the end of day one or day two.

Oldfield playing much quieter than usual (as is Fosters but Oldfield surviving yesterdays vote makes me more sus of him).

If Im wrong on one of Doug or Kirk, I'd swap in Fosters right now, but I'm reading town from Bennett, Powers, Evans, Eli's on the fence but his PR has been more consistent since the GIT ER DUN stuff..

VOTE OLDFIELD

I dont know why Im laying it all out like this since nobody will really care or listen anyways, but if I don't put it out there for you and then I ended up lynched or night killed  All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

[Talon]

EDIT: 

I missed the entire 4th page of posts before posting my reply (happened day 1 too ffs)

Voting me for being alive is stupid.  ...but in this game I guess it's par for the course right?

[Talon]

First off, I should have unvoted and lynched yesterday but I didn't get back on (already told the mod why) but no excuses here.

Vote: Talon

For now sticking with yesterday's vote. I think some of his play mostly towards the end of day 1 warrants being scum.

Add to this, saying you talked to the mod is the same as using real life excuses that we all bitched about a few games back, so true or not its bad play.   Bennett's done it too, and i don't like it. 

Save your "I told the mod this and that" for the fall out thread, it shouldn't be a part of your game play to swing people to think you're town.

/endrant

oh Im so depressed I need another drink.

[GM Oldfield]

You trying messages a lot when every message has to quote one of you and I have to invite you back for sex!

It wasn't easy!

[GM Dougie]

I was using it as more of a "I spoke to the mod I don't want to talk about it here". But take that for what its worth I respect the opinion and the retort. But you still get my vote especially for the "but he doesn't want a lynch day 2 crap" Even if you meant to take it back thats still not helping.

[GM Evans]

I'm actually inclined to agree with Kirk. He's such a good guy!

Can someone explain to me why scum didnt jump on and hammer Oldfield?

Pretty sad we can't even reach a lynch in this game so far, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised.. I told you this would all end in tears.

This post in particular didn't sit well with me. I wasn't really sure why, but perhaps what Kirk said about it being manipulative is what's making it stick out in my mind. And Doug's explanation of the Ed situation is expanding this line of thought. Great job, Doug!

Vote: Talon

[Talon]

You've all got it backwards. Just remember that when this all ends in tears.

[Talon]

I'm surprised Talon's not been night killed if he wasn't scum.

Talon

You didnt say "Vote" BTW.


again, nobody paying attention, as usual.

[GM Fosters]

I'm surprised Talon's not been night killed if he wasn't scum.

Talon

You didnt say "Vote" BTW.


again, nobody paying attention, as usual.

Cheers! Missed that.

Vote Talon

[Talon]

I'm surprised Talon's not been night killed if he wasn't scum.

Talon

You didnt say "Vote" BTW.


again, nobody paying attention, as usual.

Cheers! Missed that.

Vote Talon

Anytime! ...not that I have much time left.

[GM Pancho]

VOTE COUNT

Oldfield -3 - Bennett, Eli, Talon
Powers - 1 - Oldfield
Talon - 4 - Kirk, Doug, Fosters, Evans

Not Voting: Powers


YOU HAVE UNTIL 4:19 PM, Saturday 29 January, 2022 TO REACH A LYNCH.

WITH NINE PLAYERS ALIVE IT WILL TAKE FIVE TO LYNCH

[Talon]

I think scum is Kirk, Oldfield, and Doug if its a three man team.

Doug wants a lynch to get info day one, but doesn't care day two?  I don't buy it.

Kirk doesn't vote at the end of day one or day two.

Oldfield playing much quieter than usual (as is Fosters but Oldfield surviving yesterdays vote makes me more sus of him).

If Im wrong on one of Doug or Kirk, I'd swap in Fosters right now, but I'm reading town from Bennett, Powers, Evans, Eli's on the fence but his PR has been more consistent since the GIT ER DUN stuff..

I've got friends in Looooow places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues awayyyyy, and I'll be okay!

...not that I have friend in this game, but whatever.

[GM Oldfield]

Fine.

Unvote

Vote Talon

[Talon]

LOL didn't even want to let Powers hammer to protect yourself.


...alas, this is where it ends for me, pour one out for your townie brother... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[GM Pancho]

** HOLD FOR WRITEUP - COOKING LUNCH **

[GM Pancho]

Fine.

Unvote

Vote Talon

AFTER THIS VOTE - WE HAVE A LYNCH

FINAL VOTE COUNT

Oldfield -3 - Bennett, Eli, Talon
Talon - 5 - Kirk, Doug, Fosters, Evans, Oldfield

Not Voting: Powers

The banging of the gavel quiets the raucous crowd.  "Y'all wanted to gather for this meeting but we will not move forward if we cannot speak one at a time."

Someone in the back shouts, "People have been leaving this town in droves and it AIN'T RIGHT!" And the room erupts again in loud boisterous shouting.

The gavel bangs again. "That's it!  If you guys can't act cordially we're going to have to close the speeches and move on to the next item which is evicting someone from the town.  We will go to a vote by hands."

Talon barely raises his hand.

"Not that anyone will listen ... but could I have a word?"  He is given an affirming nod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdUq2opPY-Q&ab_channel=DiegoR.

But the vote goes on as scheduled and Talon is asked to leave the town as well.

LEAVING: TALON - Altamont Sad Dad Beer – Hopnilla Townie - Depressive Post Restriction

IT IS NOW NIGHT PHASE NO FURTHER TALKING. THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE NIGHT ACTIONS - SEND EM ON DISCORD OR PM - 48 HOURS NIGHT PHASE BEGINS NOW - OR WHEN ALL ACTIONS ARE TURNED IN.

[GM Pancho]

"I was a little worried about that town meeting but thinks went our way." They all laugh and celebrate to their hearts content. 

"Who we evicting this time?" 

"I got the paperwork right here"

They all cheers one more time before heading out and meeting with KIRK letting him know the bad news.


LEAVING: Kirk - Karl Strauss Wrecking Alley – Hopnilla Townie


IT IS NOW DAY FOUR - YOU HAVE UNTIL 03:17 PM Sunday, January 30, 2022 TO REACH A LYNCH. WITH SEVEN PLAYERS ALIVE IT WILL TAKE FOUR TO LYNCH





PLAYER LIST
1. Eli
2. Dougie
3. Oldfield
4. Powers
5. Bennett
6. Fosters
7. Evans

[GM Dougie]

Ok if this is a 3 person scum team, if we mislynch its game over. Hoping for 2 person scum team.

Vote: Oldfield

Besides what had already been said by others, he was my second choice and definitely just hopped on that lynch so they could nail Talon. Has to be scum.

[GM Oldfield]

I'm not. We've lost. Fuck.

[GM Eli]

Vote: Oldfield

[GM Bennett]

I'm not. We've lost. Fuck.

Yeah I'm not buying that at all. Way too many coincidences and doing what you did the past two days are scummy af to me

VOTE: OLDFIELD

[GM Evans]

It does seem a bit weak, Oldfield. I'm sorry, you're still pretty!

Vote: Oldfield

[GM Pancho]

** HOLD FOR WRITEUP **

[GM Pancho]

It does seem a bit weak, Oldfield. I'm sorry, you're still pretty!

Vote: Oldfield

AFTER THIS VOTE - WE HAVE A LYNCH

FINAL VOTE COUNT

Oldfield -4 - Doug, Eli, Bennett, Evans

Not Voting: Oldfield, Fosters, Powers

A mob gathers.

"We know what you are up to!  We're not standing by anymore"

Oldfield is dragged out.

"You think you could be one of us?  You never could."

Oldfield begs for them to reconsider but he knew this day would come.  He was one of them ... until he wasn't.

LEAVING: Oldfield - O'douls – Hopnilla Townie Miller


The crowd watches Oldfield leave the town of Bauch and celebrates - until they realize the error they have just made.

The Seltz Daddy - Mike Powers and his two Seltzy members Evans and Bennett erupt in boisterous laughter.  "You fools thought you could stand in the way of progress? Craft Beer is so passe.  This is a Seltzer World you are living in!  And that means there's no more room for any of you in this town.  BYE BITCHES!!! CLAW IS THE NEW LAW!!" 

Doug, Eli and Fosters falls to their knees and weep, "First they came for the stouts and we did nothing. Then they came for the ales and we did nothing. Now they have come for us ... and there's no one left."


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We cut to a man standing on his weight scale in a bathroom.  He gives his stomach a flew slaps as he stands shirtless in front of the mirror. 

"Hey Honey can you read this scale for me?"

His wife comes over and looks at the scale and remarks, "I think it says get off me - too heavy."

"Hardy har har. Be serious I want to know if your recommendation worked."

"Looks like you owe me 20 bucks.  According to what you previously weight you dropped 6 lbs in a week.  I told you if you switched to seltzers rather than your craft beers that you would lose weight."

"I also lost my buzz.  Those things taste like crap."

"Maybe true but look at your beer gut - it definitely looks smaller. I think you should keep it up.  Wait till you add in exercising."

"WHOA! Who said anything about exercising?!?"


GAME OVER - MAFIA WIN!!

[GM Evans]

Before anybody claims otherwise, my post restriction was real and I hated it lol

[GM Pancho]

1.  POWERS -
You are the White Claw The Seltz Daddy.  When it comes to the claws there are no laws. That motto earns you a 1x time pass if the law comes calling. The Town of Bauch doesn't understand that change is good and they are just stuck in their ways.  You've acquired a team and are ready to make some big changes - by force if you have to.  You win if at least one mafia member is alive and/or you outnumber the town.

2.  BENNETT -

You are Top Chico - a Seltzy .  Top Chico king of these streets. You might only have a vote but you've got your Coalition to work with.  They got your back like you have theirs. The Town of Bauch doesn't understand that change is good and they are just stuck in their ways.  You're part of a team and are ready to make some big changes - by force if you have to.  You win if at least one mafia member is alive and/or you outnumber the town.


3.  EVANS -

You are Truly - a Seltzy .  Truly - pun intended - you dish out the truth. You might only have a vote but you've got your Coalition to work with.  You see the truth that the Town of Bauch can't. Change is an inevitable happenstance of life. So you must speak your truth at all times - but you must sugar coat it at all times.  After all the truth can be very bitter.  You have a POST RESTRICTION - You must always speak to people and speak in a highly positive manner.  You must never have a negative thought leave your lips and always be nice - extremely nice. The Town of Bauch doesn't understand that change is good and they are just stuck in their ways.  You're part of a team and are ready to make some big changes - by force if you have to.  You win if at least one mafia member is alive and/or you outnumber the town.

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4.  LUCAS -

You are The Thin Brew Line - THE HOP .  A town without law is a town at risk of chaos. You stand for others where others cannot stand.  Once per night you may target any player.  You will apply a breathalyzer and learn if that person has a higher ABV than 5%.  You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

5.  DOUGLAS -

You are The Double Doc – Doc Hoppiday .  The town of Bauch needs healing and you are the one to nurse over everyone.  Once per night you may target two players.  Based on a coinflip you will protect one of the two players you have selected because you can't be in two places at once – even though your heart wishes it.  You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

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6.  KIRK -

You are the Karl Strauss Wrecking Alley – Hopnilla Townie .  The town of Bauch counts you as a local. You have no power and can only rely on your vote.  You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.


7.  FRANCHISE -

You are the Deschutes Brewery The Abyss – Hopnilla Townie .  The town of Bauch counts you as a local. You have no power and can only rely on your vote.  You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.


8.  FOSTERS -

You are the Burgeon Beer Subtle Variance – Hopnilla Townie .  The town of Bauch counts you as a local. You have no power and can only rely on your vote.  You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.


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9.  TALON -

You are the Altamont Sad Dad Beer – Hopnilla Townie .  The town of Bauch counts you as a local. You have no power and can only rely on your vote.  Though you are a hop daddy sometimes the hops gets to you.  You have a POST RESTRICTION – because the hops always gets to you – you are stuck with the idea that nothing can go right.  You must post in a depressive manner and not have a positive outlook. You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.


10. ELI -

You are the Stone Xocoveza – Hopnilla Townie .  The town of Bauch counts you as a local. You have no power and can only rely on your vote.  Though you are a hop daddy sometimes the hops gets to you.  You have a POST RESTRICTION – because the hops always gets to you – you fumble your thoughts as you express them.  You must misspell words and never use proper grammar as you try and make your points.  Yu wen !f a?? threts 2 th# down r eliminitid  ... well you get the idea ... and at least one town-aligned player is alive.


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11. OLDFIELD -

You are the Odoul's– Hopnilla Townie Miller.  The town of Bauch counts you as a local though the locals do not necessarily feel the same way. Because of that if the law comes calling they won't trust you. You have no power and can only rely on your vote.  You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

[GM Bennett]

😈

[GM Mike Powers]

[GM Eli]

Well played, Scum.

I hope I never ever ever have to type like that again.

[GM Kirk]

Well done, scum. I didn't really get a read on anyone this game and obviously made a bollocks of my Talon radar. Hopefully I won't play that shit again any time soon.

[GM Dougie]

Great game!

Good job scum.

I fucking suck at mafia.

[Talon]

Great game!

Good job scum.

I fucking suck at mafia.

Ditto

[GM Bennett]

I think it woulda been a bit harder for us if Ed was still alive and was able to actually investigate us. Kinda glad he shit the bed there for town. I think the PR's helped out confuse people as well

[GM Oldfield]

It wasn't until day 2 that I realised I was actually Town and not Mafia.

Bad enough when I can't read you guys. Couldn't even read myself.

My late post on Ed was a genuine mistake. Posted via my iPad, went off and came back like 6 hours later to realise the post was still loading for some reason.

But yeah, had an inkling on powers which is why I voted him earlier but Bennett and Eli were completely unknown. Well played guys.

Pancho really enjoyed the theme. Now I want a beer

[GM Dougie]

The only thing I was comfortable with in terms of the PR is that I knew one of them had to be scum. I clearly didn't pick right.

[GM Jon]

Great game!

Good job scum.

I fucking suck at mafia.

Ditto

You don't have to continue your PR, Talon.

[GM Evans]

It wasn't until day 2 that I realised I was actually Town and not Mafia.

Bad enough when I can't read you guys. Couldn't even read myself.

My late post on Ed was a genuine mistake. Posted via my iPad, went off and came back like 6 hours later to realise the post was still loading for some reason.

But yeah, had an inkling on powers which is why I voted him earlier but Bennett and Eli were completely unknown. Well played guys.

Pancho really enjoyed the theme. Now I want a beer

Evans*

[GM Oldfield]

Got announced and I still didn't think you were Mafia. That's good play

[GM Evans]

Hahaha

[GM Lucas]

I didn't shit the bed, I spoke, tried to get something going. Talon voted me and all you fools followed Talon without looking in any other direction.

[GM Kirk]

The mafia killed you because you gave away that you had a role. Keep that sort of thing closer to your chest.